What gender is your dog or cat?

[TimIsHavingABadDay]

So I had to insure my moms dog over the weekend and I went with Tesco . I asked and asked the dog what gender it was but it just licked my hand and gazed at the treat jar. I went with female and she seems happy with that.

Seriously though, this madness now applies to animals? Tesco pet insurance need to sort their shit out

(Just so you can complete the mental image of this encounter the bloke also had a parrot on one shoulder and a cockatoo on the other.)

This is brilliant. Walking a rabbit 😂 I have a rabbit, it shits itself if you try to pick it up. I can’t imagine walking her lol.

My cat was coercively assigned male at birth but has since had his goolies chopped off so he is now non-binary.

Sometimes he wears a pink collar; sometimes he wears a black-and-white one.