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My dad used to say he was going for a think. This is because he took ten thousand years just to do one shit.

Angry

At Halloween when we decorate the house dh puts a sticker of something horrible coming out of the toilet

And even though i love Halloween i have to remove it because otherwise none of the children will use the loo (or me)

lang

When dd was about 18 months i told her dh had gone to the toilet and she ran after him with a tv guide

He'd only gone for a wee...but used to be in there for ages for other things

My dad used to take the newspaper in with him...

We say it now to DS2 because he's the same. Only he takes his fantasy football research/calculations in there with him!

I didn't believe there was a monster down the toilet but I really did believe when at primary school that went you went up to secondary school they flushed your head in the loo when it was your birthday.

Men taking ages when ‘going for a think’ is yet another good reason for keeping sex segregated toilets.

(Revels in efficient digestive system privilege, which does seem to be sex linked.)

I love U and Non U. I used to have a Barbara Cartland etiquette guide an older relative gave me. It was great! Don't wear curlers when your husband is home.

I once found a ‘Barbara Cartland advises on Sex and the Teenager’ book in a chazza shop.

So which is it, your?

Either men aren't a danger, in which case there's no reason for you not to use the men's facilities seeing as you are biologically male

OR

Men are a danger, in which case we don't want you in our spaces because whether you accept/like it or not, you are male.

Which is it?

Do you think it's genuinely sex-linked, AAK I'd always assumed it was mostly 'actually eats veg rather than crisps'-linked, coupled with a bit of premenstrual Digestive Disaster for luck.

A bar I visited recently had two loos labelled cubicles and urinals. So one for men and one unisex which men were using to do a dump in and therefore stank. Talk about worst, of both worlds...

lancelottie

I reckon its sex

I dont eat veg and im in and out as it were

I think the women here have found their voices. They're all saying NO in unison. Maybe it's your hearing that's the issue

YES!

I wouldn’t go back to that bar, Prawn! I hope you left a trip advisor review?

I eat tons of veg now, didn't when I was younger. Not much change on the digestive front. Meanwhile dad now eats plenty of veg and still may as well take a sleeping bag and a pillow into the toilet with him.

Please don't worry about lurkers. The main risk for us at the moment is dying laughing at the misogynist, bullshit non sequiturs.

Where I come from, in the Black Country, going for a poo is called gooin for a muck, and going for a wee is gooin for a wet.
It’s absolutely guaranteed to send my mum apoplectic so I save it for special occasions just to wind her up.

Is there actually a reason why men take so much longer having a shit than women? Serious question. Is it something to do with our pelvic floor muscles or something, or do they just sit and wait for it to fall out?

Is there actually a reason why men take so much longer having a shit than women?

I've always assumed it's an avoidance technique.

I like im off for a wizz

No idea

But if dh is at all spooked it can take days

He still goes on about the best 3 baht he ever spent (on holiday)

Perhaps we could introduce a badge scheme like the brownies:

I earn less than penis folk
Penis folk show them to me unrequested
Penis folk have made me scared
Penis folk want to tell me who I am and what I am
Penis folk want to tell me why I am so wrong about penis folk
Penis folk want me to understand that all my experience is piffle paffle blah blah
Penis folk want me to understand that everything is all about them all of the time.

Perfect!

I once found a ‘Barbara Cartland advises on Sex and the Teenager’ book in a chazza shop.

Jealous!