Shon Faye hassling mumsnet

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twitter.com/shonfaye/status/991568961513893888?s=19

get tits early and suck lots of dick

I’d forgotten that gem. Really interesting that shon thinks the growing of “tits” is under conscious control. There’s a lot to glean from that statement I think.

Gosh, I might change my name to shit-cretin.

MANTRUM

MANTRUM

MANTRUM

Crab cakes? No - what you need is a Waitrose breaded plaice fillet. It's too big for the bread but I don't find that problematic.

Ah Zinnia.

They are great for peak transing.

Seek

She-it-Cretin surely?

Shon is master (sorry mistress) of the word salad.

“Besmirch the name of motherhood” 😂

Motherhood has a name? As in, just one?

Is Zinnia going to tell us what it is?

Assigned did you just assume my gender?

Yeah I love the 'besmirching' - what, are people going to think 'mother' is a toxic brand because of gender critical feminists on Mumsnet? We have TAINTED OUR VERY SELVES!

Also I'm confused. Given how many threads have been zapped recently how is this one still up?

WHAT IN THE NAME OF MOTHERHOOD IS GOING ON?

Oh besmirch. How interesting. So it's a madonna/purity thing. Silent devotion is what's required of us. So that we can be an icon for veneration - a space for the viewer's thoughts.

Zinnia is my all time favourite.

Especially the creativeness in their use of household appliances

Motherhood has a name?

I'm guessing it's not cuntybollocks.

Alas, DC are already name, BesmirchTheNameOfMotherhood has a sort of puritan ring to it doesn't it?

Goes nicely with "Kill Sin Pimple".
www.newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/from-the-biblical-to-the-bizarre-puritan-names/

Angry well of the posts I can see (and I can see lots have been deleted) people are doing quite well on pronouns because, as clunky and daft as it might seem, using the actual name every time avoids having to say something which might to some seem untrue or illogical, and it is surely reasonable for people to ask what it is that first brought Shon to the public eye? So if this thread got removed, I'd be struggling to see the reason why.

So Pimple was the family name, or..?

Sporner's Corner would just love a sin pimple.

We are being good little mothers AAK. Even the 'non-mothers' (what the fuck use are they though eh?). We are not using pronouns for, well, anyone.

Sadly for Kill Sin, yes

Household appliances? I kind of want to know but fear I will need the eyewash station.

Flavia The other important Q is: ifLang does make organic breaded fishcakes, does she try and pass cod off as haddock?

How very dare you! I do not!

We like mackerel in this house. Neither caked nor fingered.

Am unsure if this is a) snobby or b) of interest to either Mumsnet advertisers or transactivists grassing me up to them.