I'd be tempted to write a Daenerys Targaryen style, pronoun list...
DickTERFin, First of her name, Breaker of wind, Queen of Turnips and the first potato's of the season, Slayer of wasps (only the ones that have already been fatally wounded and upside down on the window sill though), the Unwashed, Mother of Dragon liking children, also known as just "children".
And then pitch a fit when people don't remember or recite the whole lot.