This should bring a few more to peak trans

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

There are no words. What a plonker.

So I'm not a woman then. Even though I've had five children, all breastfed.

No not a woman either (four breastfed kids here).

Ah yes that made me laugh - if I get up not wanting to were a dress and lipstick, I need to google what I am

*wear

I've just broken it to my husband that I'm not a woman. He took it in good part. Our two children really must have been left by the stork, then. All that pregnancy and birth stuff was a hallucination.

Ok, I wear dresses but not makeup. So what am I?

Currently wearing jeans, jumper and slippers. I clearly have gender dysphoria. Fuck me - who knew?

Well this is good news, I’m due a smear test but don’t fancy having a stranger scrapping about my cervic. I’ll just stop wearing dresses and makeup and I’ll not need to bother. What could possibly go wrong.

The whole thread is worth a look:

twitter.com/jimahsjournals/status/954372900374634497

If you like boggling at meaningless brain farting that is.

Currently wearing DMs and no makeup. I wonder how DH will take the news that he must be gay as I'm a man?

Or yes, I'm a man. My kids will be interested to know this. Also the Dr who prescribed me transaxamic acid for heavy menstrual bleeding on Friday. Pffft. What does she know eh?

Also not a woman.

Informed DH. He said, "That's ok. I'll re-sex my dick as a ladydick and then we still made our own babies without resorting to storks. That's how it works, right? Now a ladydick, always a ladydick?"

So we are now a queer couple! I'm going to start a GoFundMe on the basis of our oppression. We need a curry delivered every Friday night because people laugh at his ladydick if we go to collect it. Travis will contribute, right?

Thank God for Benezia. Here's little me spending 50 odd years falsely believing I was a woman and thinking a woman was an adult human female. That all the time I was pregnant/breast feeding/in a heterosexual relationship but wasn't wearing make up or high heels I was not in fact a woman.

What was I? A man?

Off now to find wall to bang head against.

Today I'm in dm boots leggings and no make up.

I hereby shall be known as Mr Pandora as I am clearly a man.

The three children i grew,delivered and breastfed......well that was obviously all a delusion.

Can't wait to break it to my partner who is biologically male tbat he is clearly in a same sex relationship.

LangCleg

I am constantly amazed by the gall of many of these young people who have a Patreon account or similar in their profiles and are essentially begging for donations to it. At the risk of sounding like a Daily Mail reader, why don't they just go out and get a job?

I don't actually believe this shite.
No I have never worn heels and have only dabbled briefly in make up.
Obviously I am a woman, I have a vagina (real) and two children.
FFS, this is actually insane.

So I was an actual woman about 4 Halloweens' ago when I wore a friends dress shoes and make up. Not a man dressing as a woman but an actual woman. I think I still fancied women that night so I was also a Lesbian. I've always wanted to be a Lesbian

Don't you need a penis to be a lesbian these days? I think I saw something on the Internet telling me that.

We have found the lesbian penis! Well done, Eamonn.

Yes, you were a woman, Eamonn. If you don't identify as a woman at the moment that means you are non-binary or genderfluid ... or something. I'm sure you make a fantastic lesbian and woman. Much better at it than the boring, ugly old cisgender types on this thread, who really let the side down when it comes to performing femininity and don't seem to care, either!

Another man here, possibly! 4 kids, bf for what felt like bloody years... Not a make up wearer, occasionally wear dresses and heels, need a lot of padding to give the illusion of a bust.... I think actually I might just be a transvestite man, hmm...

Mmm, curry ...

I am constantly amazed by the gall of many of these young people who have a Patreon account or similar in their profiles and are essentially begging for donations to it. At the risk of sounding like a Daily Mail reader, why don't they just go out and get a job?

You know, I saw on twitter a certain someone complaining about not having the money to pay an application fee. Lots of people offered to give them money to help them out, and it occurred to me that this was not the first time they had mentioned needing money.

In a completely unrelated matter I wonder how it works if you were for example a volunteer worker for a political party and you were accepting financial gift from strangers online. 🤔