This should bring a few more to peak trans

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

There are no words. What a plonker.

I am confused. 3 days a week I wear a skirt and makeup to work (but not heels), one day I wear trousers and makeup to work (still no heels), all the rest of the time it's trousers, no makeup and no heels. Am I gender fluid or a man?

And DD (7) is wearing trousers, no makeup and no heels. Does that mean she's a boy? Or does that only apply to adults? And what age does it start applying? If it continues will she suddenly change sex at 11, 16, 18?

It’s ok. I picked up my handbag and became female again.

Actually I think I still might be a Lesbian! I'm currently in the kitchen watching a pot of stew and one of Bolognese.

Two pots on the go at the same time means you're pansexual.

My dad is playing Fifa 18 with her dad. When should I expect her penis to grow? Will it start in the bath or just be there in the morning?

She'll be made up if it emerges in the bath.

GUFFAW! Nauticant

@SimonBridges
Thank fuck for that. Just to be sure...go and slip on a little lippy and fishnet stockings.
If you slip back into being a man that blood will need emergency treatment asap.
Best just to wear a skirt and high heels all the time just to be sure.

I'm off to tell my doc that I'm a man...couldn't have me missing out on all those vital prostate checks now, could we?

I’m just so disappointed in this new campaign to uphold gender stereotypes in the name of progress.

That's such a good description of what's going on. It's exactly that.

I don't own makeup or heels but like skirts in the summer. Spent seven years of my life lactating and three years pregnant. So am probably female on balance thanks to the skirts.

However, I just got back from B&Q with my son. DS enjoyed admiring the orchids and choosing a lovely shade of paint for his sister's bedroom, whilst I selected a power tool and materials for my current DIY project. Meanwhile, DH looked after several of the neighbour's kids, wrote a shopping list and cooked dinner. Damn. It seems that our family is living under false pretences.

That's me having a beer with a mate watching the City game. My voice has broke and my plums have dropped again.

nauticat
I'm so going to use that one on my boys. I can already sense their disapproving looks!
Them →
Me →

Eamonn watch your plums don't smack you on the lady dick on the way down! Ouch.

I'm off to tell my doc that I'm a man...couldn't have me missing out on all those vital prostate checks now, could we?

I’m off to tell my boss I’m a man. Couldn’t have me only paid the same as my female colleagues now, could we?

I am slobbing around in jeans and a fleece. I spent the best part of a decade playing women's Sunday league football. My day job involves hard sums. I must be a man.

Mind you, I checked the other day and I do still have a vagina. Clearly it must be a man vagina. A vir-vag if you will.

Eamonn, make me a sandwich, will you? There's a love!

I wear dresses a lot, but not heels or make-up. What am I???

I suppose it depends on how hard the sums you're finding hard actually are hairyball If it's 2+4=? vexing you them that might be a lady brain you have there.

Did it make you screw up your pretty little forehead when you saw those numbers?

Remember as Barbie says - 'Math is hard, I like shopping'

Well we are totally confused in this house.

Dh is the far better parent, flower arranger, present organiser and wrapper, enjoys watching female sports.

Me I prefer watching male sports (especially rugby), know the offside rule in football, good at fixing things, gardening, decision making.

Good news actually, Bronwen. You just need to swap clothes (obviously), and set up a YouTube channel where the two of you can evangelise about both being trans. You'll be minted in no time.

Certain - I refer you to the explanation of my name on the pub thread

If I’m not a woman where the f* is this blood coming from?

hairyball I refer you to my quoting your explanation of your name in admiration of your hard sums on the pub thread 😆

Just checking if your lady brain was on

Fuck, I've just realised the nursery performed a sex-change on my toddler when they let him (her?) wear a princess dress the other day Isn't this a child protection issue? Should I call the police?

Excellent news Gasp, you mean this time next year we really, really will be millionaires?.

One a more serious note the part of that tweet that really sums up the illogicality of all this is and annoys me more than anything is the most women are female bit. The definition of woman is adult human female isn't it?

Arguing with people who post stuff like the above tweet is like banging your head against a brick wall, it is only nice when it stops.

ds tried to bf his toys when he was two. Shit, I'd better get saving for HRT and a lop op for him.

What the fuck am I?
Most days i wear make up and trousers and flat shoes.
Today I've washed, shopped, cooked but also done diy.
Am I some sort of half and half?

Well I'm wearing DS's old hoodie, what does that make me?!?!

Oh and thanks Nauticant I always wondered what pansexual means

If I’m not a woman where the f is this blood coming from?*

I don’t get that any more. So I guess I’ve been a man since I was 55.