I love that Juno's "day in the life" starts with "getting my Chihuahua out of his house for a morning cuddle." There's nothing inherently wrong with chis, but talk about going full on Paris Hilton stereotype.
8am "It's very hard to feel like a woman when you wake up with stubble." - but perfectly possible to feel like a woman when you wake up with a cock (and presumably, on occasion, morning glory?)
8.10am "If I don't want to look like Jesus, I need a LOT of makeup. How I envy any woman who can get away with a bit of lip Vaseline and a dab of mascara" - we can all "get away with" this, if getting away with is defined as looking like we look naturally.
9am "I'm at the stage in my transition whereby if you don't look too closely you'd probably think I was a 'regular' woman.But who are we kidding, I'm tall and leggy and wearing a ton of makeup so OF COURSE people are going to stare at me. Women get stared at, why would I be any different?" - I really beg to differ going by your photos, sorry. You're not being stared at like an attractive woman gets stared at (filled with sexual intent), but because you look different. Should we (as a population) be more accepting of different? Hell yes. But it gives you no insight in to what it is like to be stared at as a woman. It's more akin to the way you get stared at wearing a fancy dress costume. And as for "who is she trying to kid, answer "no one"" then why are you spending hours trying to hide your beard?
2pm "Cisgender people are not responsible for educating anyone about gender, transgender people, apparently, are." Right, just no you egotistical eejit. Firstly, there's not just "cisgender and transgender" there's also "don't believe in gender", and those people have been educating people about gender for decades. See, for example, Germaine Greer who you were so quick to ridicule. But non trans people aren't going to be able to educate on what it feels like to be trans since we're, you know, not. Just like a trans woman shouldn't try to educate on what it feels like to be a woman since you're, you know, not.
5pm - "Yep, it's time to shave again because my face is getting stubbly" - if you're not trying to kid anyone why are you shaving again, and taking up the bottom half of your make up isn't a skill, it's a makeup wipe. If you can't remove makeup from your chin without removing it from your eyes you're doing something wrong.
10.30pm. Where the hell do I start with this one, really?
"Take the mask off, peel off three layers of control underwear" - if your makeup feels like a mask, there's something wrong. And no woman wears 3 layers of control underwear - the most I've ever worn is two (spanx and an underbust corset) under a wedding dress. Most days I wear none, and that's normal IME.
"It's exhausting, because being a woman is exhausting. I have all the regular issues - stupid shoes, retouching makeup, white van men trying to lure me into sex." Those are not the regular issues of being a woman. Those are issues associated with performing femininity (excluding the white van man thing which is an issue of male entitlement.) They are not the same thing. You don't have to wear stupid shoes to be a woman - I wear heels at work, but walk in flats. Retouching makeup? Don't like it don't wear it, fixed that issue for you.
The regular issues women face (not all woman face all of them): periods (unpredictable bleeding, awesome), discrimination, fear of assault from the physically stronger and larger male sex, sexism in the workplace, the lions share of caring responsibilities - or the expectation that we'll have them resulting in discrimination anyway, pregnancy, childbirth...not shoes and retouching make up.