Why must they always have a greek chorus?
" five people PMd me about this thread saying you're a bunch of malicious harridans, so it only LOOKS like everyone here thinks I'm a chud"
"I told my wife about this, and she thinks you all sound deranged"
"I chatted this through with all of my female friends, and they all laughed themselves sick at how stupid you are"
"I am totally like the most feministy feminist on another board, and if you weren't so meeeeeeeeen, I'd show you me totally owning feministing".
Dude, if you can't make your own argument stand on its own feet here without making a trombone of yourself, why would we believe that you do better in front of your imaginary friends? 
Do they think we're stupid? (yes).