(Yes it's a trans thread! Don't click if you're gonna whinge) The SAGE test.

[BeyondASpecialSnowflake]

Having been directed to this test by someone who has come to mn to enlighten us all as to how we are all wrong to think "trans are in league with the devil" (wtf?!) and how "yes gender is not provable, but neither is God and we all believe he is real" (again wtf?!), I decided to have a go. Apparently it is used as part of the diagnostic procedure, though this person does seem to be posting from Amercia.

I will warn you, it is a truly awfully written and unbelievably biased piece of bullshit, featuring spelling mistakes, leading questions, and at one point the wrong "there"!! It didn't take too long though, and thanks to it I now know that I am a man. There are issues with some questions raised that can easily be 'answered' by my asd, so it's a tad biased there too.

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else fancied having a go at it too...

ROFL - not designed for hairy feminists:

. When you you remove hair, you remove it from

Just the face
Face and maybe back or chest
Face, back or chest, maybe under arms too.
Mostly legs, maybe arm pits or some elsewhere on body
Just legs and arm pits.

I suppose I do pluck that annoying bristly one on my chin (or I sit and fiddle with it), so, Just the Face it is!

Actually, I just can't be bothered with these leading questions (plus, I just had to tick that I have a pickup truck.. which I do.. for practical reasons - so I know what it's going to say).

I was thinking being blown up would be quick and quite unlikely to fail!

DH got all biology pedant-y with...
Your favorite kind of monkey is:

• A Gorilla
• An Oragutang
• You don't have a "favorite monkey"
• Chimpanzee
• A Lemur

though tbh, based on the rest of the questions, they're probably of the "science" that believes in creationism, so...

S.A.G.E. Test Results
Your Raw Score is: 675, which indicates that overall you are Feminine

Your appearance is Quite Female

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Female person.

You appear to socialize in a very feminine manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
No conflicts, you appear to fully accept your physical sex and gender identity.
NOTES:

Your Answers indicate your psychological state has likely prevailed since you were quite young.

Surprise surprise

But then I am a very girly person

Oh God, that's just shit, isn't it? Ffs. I lost patience half way through.

I wonder if that's because I'm flighty and emotional like a woman or critical and over-entitled like a man. Ffs.

What's with all the arousal questions?!

Why on earth would the idea of pregnancy turn you on?

Your Raw Score is: -545, which indicates that overall you are Masculine

Your appearance is Androgynous

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person.

You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.

You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Transsexual in doubt about your ability to successfully transition.
NOTES:

I did miss out a few questions...is that a manly trait

What a complete load of fucking bollocks

And it was so obvious that top answer was for a "real" man (bad luck dh) and the bottom answer was for a girly girl

I think the topless on a beach one made me most annoyed

Note the lack of "I have already breastfed/been pregnant" answers, just either that you find it arousing or that you'd love to have a pwetty wittle baybeeee...

The noise ones irritated me!

I wouldn't have heard the fucking bell in the first place. I'm deaf

Your Raw Score is: -430, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous
Your appearance is Androgynous
Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.
You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.
You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.
You indicated your were born Female.
ANALYSIS:
Female to Male possible Transsexual 
NOTES:
• Your Answers indicate your psychological state has likely prevailed since you were quite young.

Some questions were really bad. I was not happy with any of the answers but had to pick one. As for the physical contact with strangers/randoms i don't like it regardless of sex. People....bleurgh.

Not just americocentric, also very Mtt biased

Eg - "how do you feel when you dress like the opposite sex". Umm, in jeans and a t shirt I imagine I feel rather different to how a man would in a dress.

Also bit weird that "do you wear make up" or even "does the idea of wearing make up appeal to you" was missing!! Given its the one "hyper feminine" thing that I do

And

Arf! The 1950s called and it wants its census questions for Barbie and Ken World back

"Your Raw Score is: -360, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Androgynous

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Crossdresser
NOTES:

You are in a statistical minority as a anallophilic crossdresser. Most crossdressers are heterosexual. Your motivation for crossdressing may be driven by the undirected nature of your sexuality, as a way to more fully explore the Male gender role".

If by "crossdress" we mean "wearing scratty old board shorts and a marathon finisher's t-shirt" which is my sartorial choice for today, then...yeah, I guess.

It boggles me that people can read than and not do anything but laugh!

I keep getting an error thingy and returning to the start whenever there is an image to click on, it is driving me mad.

Your Raw Score is: -515, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Masculine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person.

You appear to socialize in a masculine manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
If your physical sex is Female your analysis confuses S.A.G.E., as you appear to be living in a Male gender role, but have not apparently done anything to alter your physical appearance. Leading this program to wonder if you are actually Intersexed?

I confused it...rofl

I came out as a female crossdresser. Well I am wearing trousers and brogues today...

"S.A.G.E. Test Results
Your Raw Score is: 560, which indicates that overall you are Feminine

Your appearance is Feminine

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Female person.

You appear to socialize in a feminine manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
No conflicts, you appear to fully accept your physical sex and gender identity.
NOTES:"

Am I the only "proper girl" so far?

Same here, SirVix.
Oh well, never mind.
I got the gist when I answered the question about hip/waist ratio. I've never had a small waist, no matter how slim and active I've been. That has absolutely no bearingon my ability to be pregnant, give birth, etc.

Hello, new to the feminist boards. I got:

Your Raw Score is: 585, which indicates that overall you are Feminine

Your appearance is Quite Female

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Female person.

You appear to socialize in a feminine manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
No conflicts, you appear to fully accept your physical sex and gender identity.
NOTES:

Your Answers indicate your psychological state has likely prevailed since you were quite young.

BertrandRussell, I'm a 'proper girl' too.

I thought it was a bit weird, as I've previously been analysed using the BEM sex role inventory and come up as being androgynous.

I don't have a small waist, just a particularly fat arse

I love that the only fully female female is "Bert" hehehe

Is that survey actually used for anything in real life?!

Your Raw Score is: -305, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous
Your appearance is Quite Female
Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.
You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.
You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.
You indicated your were born Female.
ANALYSIS:
Female to Male Crossdresser

What an absolute crock of shit!!

Sorry, I bolded mine because I am important!

490. I think like a bloke, I act like a bloke and according to them am transitioning to male. Odd since I'm not and wouldn't dream of it. But I like cars and Star Trek! Oh and NONE OF THOSE ARE MONKEYS!!!

"But I like cars and Star Trek"

Oh I'd forgotten those ones, I wondered how I broke it.

I thought it was my equal hatred of cleaning and DIY that did it.

Oh I forgot star trek. That's why I'm androgynous. Love Maths hate Star Trek. Clearly dysphoric...