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[MmeLindt]

From the spoof Twitter account DM Reporter.

SGM was surprised to hear that we had a feminist revolution this weekend. I have informed her that Dittany has been elected Queen in her absence. Although perhaps she would prefer to be President, not sure if she is a Royalist.

SGM would like the post of Minister for Education and Popcorn.

I have put my name in the hat as Minster for Chocolate and Wine.

We also have a suggestion for Minister of Jam and Chutney Making, with responsibility for the Peanut Butter Department.

I feel we need some more Ministries. What do you suggest?

The republican force is gaining strength as you pop corn!

I put myself forward as Minister for straight talking

What about Minster for Style with Substance?
Mrs Badger, or Cyb?

And Minister for Weightloss must go to iPodge.

I want to be a minister, but all I can offer is the Minister for Half Arsed Work.
Something in the Treasury then?

I think lumping chocolate with wine is a bit greedy, MmeLindt.

You take chocolate and I'll take wine.

yy to all suggestions btw

I think you need more than one style minister, it could be a problem otherwise.
Maybe divide the Dept into subministers, like one for shoes, one for coats, and one for trousers?

I have to be Minister for Fun. Unless we are humourless feminists?

no, no

no humourless feminists here

rhad...tell me that again

who were you before the name change ?

I'll do 'nails'

SGM, perfect. Woudl you need to see/approve all babies names before they are registered or would there be an approved list (with spellings, natch)

We need a Minister for Home Truths (for ensuring that everyone is able to Get A Grip). And an Under Secretary FFS.

Ok. I will give up half of my ministry, but then SGM has to give up Education and Popcorn.

Ministry of Naming is good.

And yes, to humourful feminists.

Minister for Supermarket Snobbery.

Minister for Tory Hatred.

oh thanks rhad, am with you now

name changers just confuse me

< is easily confused >

Minister for Pirate Sex

Minister for Biscuits (sorry, but had to be done, they definately need their own Ministry, maybe by the Tunnocks factory)

Is the Under Secretary FFS in teh Dept of

In fact, each MInisterial Dept needs it's own logo.

Dept for wine/chocolate

Treasury

Can I be in charge of fags and general impropriety?

SGM - I so did not understand the reference to summer castles and still don't but glad to 'see' you again