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[MmeLindt]

From the spoof Twitter account DM Reporter.

SGM was surprised to hear that we had a feminist revolution this weekend. I have informed her that Dittany has been elected Queen in her absence. Although perhaps she would prefer to be President, not sure if she is a Royalist.

SGM would like the post of Minister for Education and Popcorn.

I have put my name in the hat as Minster for Chocolate and Wine.

We also have a suggestion for Minister of Jam and Chutney Making, with responsibility for the Peanut Butter Department.

I feel we need some more Ministries. What do you suggest?

ill be minister of appointments

I want to join in, but have no idea what I could be minister for!

Office for Budget Impossibility

Haha Rhade. Yes - v. important to have a minister for flamingoes, I can see that.

OOOH, I saw the perfect glasses for the Minister of Flamingos. Will look on my phone to see if it is still on there.

No, it was Mermaid glasses.

Which reminds me. Do we have a candidate for Minister for Magical Creatures?

Minister of Gin and Tonic here pretty please. If I have enough gin I can take on the role of magical creatures too.

flamingo glasses

Should we all wear glasses appropriate to our office?

And, you know, I'm a bit miffed that someone's going to get the ministry of all magical creatures, and I just get one randomly coloured bird!

Oh. They are hideous stunning.

How about Minister for Creatures of the Earth (non-human division)