Ooh, this is FUN: lesser books

[Porpoise]

Just seen this on Twitter. It's basically the titles of "lesser books".

So...

Love in the Time of a Chesty Cough

or

To Kill a Starling

or (my personal favourite)

Alice in Sunderland

Any more for any more?

The New Mildly Interesting Shop

Oliver Straight

Dombey and condoms

The Pickled Peppers

Nicholas Farthingby

The Christmas No 1

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The Spy Who Liked Me

Dr Yes

You Only Live Once

For Everyones Eyes

From Russia with Tolerance

The Spy who Faked It with Me

Diamante is For Today

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Death on the Clyde

At the Swindon Travelodge

A Cleckheaton Mystery

A Non-Fatal Injury is Announced

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Cold Comfort Allotment

Love on Jobseekers Allowance

The Squatter of Wildfell Shed
Casino Councile or Bingo Royale
Harry Potter and the Dodgy Shallows
Bash'em and Make Up
Of Beetles and Boys
The Postman never feckin knocks at all
Skegness Holiday (whoops, tripping over into films now)

The so-so small baby book

love it flimflammum

a wrist watch satsuma

Gulliver's bus journey.

The taming of the shrimp.

Where the wild things weren't.

Tess of Cricklewood.

The Count of the full Monte.

The Musketeer.

Little or no Expectations.

Cold Comfort Smallholding.

Second to last of the luke warm lovers.

Harry Potter and the Gob

Romeo and Justine

The In-his-socks-and-underpants Civil Servant
or
The Naked Actually Rather Rude Servant

The Joy of Drunkenly Groping Someones Boobs

The iphone shot of Dorian Grey

The Last of the Mullet Heads

Ingrown toenail of a Salesman

Romeo and Julian

A Lunchbreak in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

Mary Shelley's Lichtenstein

Journey to the Centre of Croydon

The Balsamic Verses

romilly and juliet
the spy who came in from the freezer in the garage
love in a cold bedsit
the invisible(when there's a nappy needs changing) man
under semi skimmed milk wood
from here to paternity
love in the 5 minutes the babies asleep
a town called alice or maybe alicia (mnnetters decide)
slow boat to holyhead
of mice and chimps
an xmas jingle

i can improve on mine for southerners.

Murder on the Gatwick Express.

Numberfour, lolol at a wristwatch satsuma

Keep the Aspidistra Watered

Paradise mislaid

I, Podius

The My Way Code

from ruislip with love

at many of these, but especially Beopuppy.

The Blatant Six

Where the Mild Things Aren't

Northanger Chapel

Embarrasment and Acceptance

Tracy Shot Glass

Abouthalfwaythroughdymion

The Red Pop-up Play Tent

Dusk

The PhD Student

The Rime of the Middle-Aged Mariner

The Color Mauve

The Irn Bru Man

Pete Pot

On the Pavement

Beige Beauty

The Spy who Thought I was OK

Smillie's People

The half-arsed quick look under the sofa for Red October

The blurred paparazzi photo of David Gray

Local Velour

The Story of Q

Gust in the Shrubbery

The spy who came in from the mildly unseasonable weather

The man who made husbands laugh.