Ooh, this is FUN: lesser books

[Porpoise]

Just seen this on Twitter. It's basically the titles of "lesser books".

So...

Love in the Time of a Chesty Cough

or

To Kill a Starling

or (my personal favourite)

Alice in Sunderland

Any more for any more?

Puff in the Willows

Captain Corelli's washtub bass

I capture the cottage

Junk Island

The Diddykoi

The Plastic Menagerie

The Narrow Sargasso brook

Ham, Prince of Danepak

Animal Smallholding

A Connecticut Yankee in Prince Arthur's Cupboard

The Life Peer of Monte Cristo

Crime and the Naughty Step

Gout in Venice

The Sort of OK Gatsby

A Pinch of Dust

The Chiuaua of the Baskervilles

Mrs Chatterly's GBF

Swineflu by Albert Camus

Under the Molehill

Hmm. Might want to defend my worth. And will pull on my judgey knicks...

The Tomcat Who Came To Brunch

Fun and friendship in Blackpool

The unicycle diaries

the Ginger tom that came for tea

Tallulah- cross posts

Val - no idea

Of mice and fleas

Netmums guide to...

June

Room with a View of a Car Park

A Tale of Two Suburbs

The Paltry Platitudes of Balthazar B.

What Katy Couldn't be Arsed Doing and What Katy Failed to do Next.

Everything that Rises must Diverge

A Confederacy of Numpties.

Under one Minute of Solitude (because I have toddlers and so not enough time to indulge in magic realism)

ElephantsAndMiasmas - I love "A Chocolate Orange"!

Keep them coming, guys, these are brilliant!

To slightly inconvenience a mockngbird...

Dorian Yellow

A Thousand Mediocre Suns

P.S I Like You, Sort Of

I Do Not Like Chicken Eggs & Spam

Charlotte's Apartment

The Tiger Who Didn't Come To Dinner

The Diary of a Call Centre Operator

Oranges Are The Only Fruit Left In The Fruitbowl

The Phantom of the HMV

The Scribblers' and Doodlers' Handbook

The Age of Dunno (Edith Wharton)

A Room with an Air Vent (E.M. Forster)

Poorly Souls (Dostoevsky)

Philip K Dick was already onto this game, though, with his "Minority Report"

Becky (Daphne du Maurier)