Ooh, this is FUN: lesser books

[Porpoise]

Just seen this on Twitter. It's basically the titles of "lesser books".

So...

Love in the Time of a Chesty Cough

or

To Kill a Starling

or (my personal favourite)

Alice in Sunderland

Any more for any more?

Shouldn't that be The Spy Who Just Wasn't That Into Me?

Loving 'the half-arsed look under the sofa'!

The Jam Jar.

Puppy of the Baskervilles

The ok-ish Bones

Sunday rejoicing

Robot Hallucinations

Him, Robot

Through a glass in need of Fairy Liquid

Mansfield Play Area

(lol at Jam Jar)

Heavy Petting and the City
The Girl with the Dragon Transfer
Being Slightly Up Oneself and Prejudice
Bridget Jones's Wallplanner
The Hamster of the Baskervilles

Honeydew mellon by Marian Keyes

sinbad the sea cadet
quite pretty and the animal

The bonfire of Dante

Bleak Outhouse

Green Eggs and Tofu

The Handmaid's Text

A Tale of Two Settees

SmellsLikeTeenSweat - your name is just made for a variation of this game!

The Wounding of Roger Ackroyd

Mouse among the Pigeons

Straight House

Illness in the Clouds

Death on the Thames

Destination Known

Elephants Forget

Fairly Long Night

Four little Pigs

Hercule Poirot's Christmas Eve

The Puppy of Death

Mrs McGinty's really not very well

The Mirror Got a Scratch

Murder really isn't as easy as I thought

A Pocket with a few grains of corn

Flat Cyanide

Towards -1

Bridget Jones's scribbled post-it note

Lady Chatterley's Sordid One-night Stand

Sons and Bits on the Side

Cat on a tepid corrugated iron roof

Dralon rabbit

jaws the goldfish
1,2 velcro my shoe

chips are not the only vegetables
breakfast at mcdonalds

Meaningless sex in a temperate climate

Tales of mild bafflement and reality

Frankenhalfpintglass

Pilgrim's Significant Lack of Progress, See Me.

Fear and Loathing in Leicester

The Ofsted Inspector
The Slight Feeling of Solitude of the Jogger Around the Block

Watership Up

Spamlet

or

Omelette

Julia's Seizure

Two Oiks of Vaynor

The Drunken Wives of Woking

Simon of Atherton

Tony and Cleo

A Tale of Two Settees

How about -
2001: A Parking Space Odyssey

The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Ford Galaxy

Death Shortly after lunch

Arms and the Boy

Was and Negotiated Settlement

Each Peach Pear Prune