Ooh, this is FUN: lesser books

[Porpoise]

Just seen this on Twitter. It's basically the titles of "lesser books".

So...

Love in the Time of a Chesty Cough

or

To Kill a Starling

or (my personal favourite)

Alice in Sunderland

Any more for any more?

Northanger Potting Shed.

Lady Chatterly's Chum.

Danny, Runner-up of the Playground.

The Cheesed Off and the Butter Knife.

Smuggery and Reg n Phylis.

Ooops... brought too many fags through customs...Cove.

My Misunderstood Younger Sibling.

Pippi Anklesocks.

No Noises in the Night

The Tale of one City

The Tale of Two very Well-Behaved Mice

The Stitch-Ripper of Gloucester

Angus, Socks and a bit of Hand-Holding

Catcher in the sliced white.

The grapes of pique.

Barratt Holmes.

King Leer.

Crime and Appropriate Consequences.

Realistic Expectations.

Blustery Heights

The Morse Code

Lord of the Ringtones

The Dairy of Anne Diamond

A Streetcar Named Dave

Farm

The Fairly Obvious Knife

The Corner Shop Keeper of Venice.

The Girl Who Played with Matches

Gibbons' Decline and Fall of Romford

Terry Pratchett's Fairly Small, Cheap Chaps

Near Misses of the Second Kind

Sticky and Co

Old Possum's Book of Slightly Inept Cats

A Series of Fairly Lucky Events

The Just So Stories

Four Look at Kirrin Island

The Fairly Well-known Seven

'The Grapes of Pique'

'The Belgian private's bitch'

'Tis a pity she's a bit slutty at times'

These are brilliant!

'Zen and the Art of Pottering About in the Garage'

The Hunchback of Brixton Hill United Reformed Church

The Pavement

Gone with the Breeze

Rachel's Short weekend Break

misdeameaners and their subsequent consequences

Winnie the Wee

Snow White and the 6 short blokes

Strawberry Finn

I have wet myself laughing....

The medium sized, unfriendly short man

Vanity Carboot
The Hour of the Slightly Wild Puppy
The Diary Adrian Mole left out for his mum to read
Oh g'wan, you know you want to
Northanger Cupboard
Lord of the Paperclips

The path no one goes on
The could-do-better Mr Fox
Tales of the Slightly Odd

This is fun! Can't get Valpol's though...

The Tabby Who Came To Tea

The Fairly Well Known Five

or

The Famous Four

I'm not clever enough for this!

How to make people like you and get them to do stuff for you
A Couple of Yellow Balls in the Sky
The Paperplane Stroller
Noon's Kids
The Well-off Posh Kid and the Poorer One

Feel the Fear and Don't Do It