Ooh, this is FUN: lesser books

[Porpoise]

Just seen this on Twitter. It's basically the titles of "lesser books".

So...

Love in the Time of a Chesty Cough

or

To Kill a Starling

or (my personal favourite)

Alice in Sunderland

Any more for any more?

at Each Peach Pear Prune!!! LOL!!

Journey to the Centre of Ikea

Around the Park in 80 Minutes

A Brief History of Thyme

All Quiet on Weston-Super-Mare Seafront

Love "Here's Wally" and on a similar note "Where the Wild Things Weren't"

"Abouthalfwaythroughdymion" also genius.

How about:

Thomas More's Uttoxeter

The Snorkel and the Moth

Minnow (a film but was a book I think?)

20,000mm Under the Sea

The Bandmate's Tale

The Holy Bib (runs for cover)

I meant....

War and the Negotiated Settlement

the wizard of asda

Best read alongside Tesco of the D'Urbervilles

And Waitrose for Godot

Lidl Women

And to mix two already-done ones,

Aldi's Quiet on Weston Seafront

Ali Baba and the One Overworked Thief

Harry Potter and the Odour of the Penis (sorry )

A Winkle in Tim

The Diarrhoea of Adrian Mole, aged 13 and 3/4 (sorry again )

Lidl Women! Eleison

Mrs Beetle's Book of House-hole Management

Aldi Pretty Horses

Lidl Shop of Horrors