NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[MamaG]

lets just pretend that other thread Never Happened.

it must Never Be Mentioned Again.

I wanted to see if it was a witch.

It didn't float.

I just go to threads I'm on to find you guys - saves the risk of joining the Shiney cult

dinky, me too, got confused too many times. Grrr, bad etiquette.

aaarrrggghh I ripped my nail off [faints] I knew I should have superglued the shelves together.

DD came wandering upstairs as I struggled to put the stupid things in a teeny space.

DD: Where's that going?

Me: erm, here

DD I'm sure it's not I just put new Dr Who posters up.

Then she cried. Ungrateful sod.

Bummer day MamaG

Well they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or maybe just the most irritating form of flattery...

Oh Coco - DIY always ends in tears chez Dinky too. Couldnt DD resite her Dr Who posters?

I had already done it. She's prone to histrionics.

this dress

I can't bring myself to give a shit about mobile phones.

Had prawn stir fry for dinner tonight. Was nice and v zoney. Have been v good today, only minor slip was a bag of buttons (bad moment at work it was the buttons or a full nervo) but I am still within WW points allowance for day so fine.

I just hide the shiney [sic] nobrot

this is so not a mobile phone
its a

its a way of life

oh su you are messing with my head now I need a new phone that does all sorts and had jsut talked myself out of an iphone

grrr

twat

not you ducky, I meant Su for succumbing to the iPhone as religion madness

i am v sweary today, it's been one of those days.

It's when it becomes your entire life to the point where your life is happening around you but you're not joining in because you are playing Flight Control and checking your emails that you know you have problems...

i know
dh said " you will be hating it for about three days"

oh noes
twas luff

bobbi
did they try to get you to go to rehab

Oh, oh, I just bought one of those infinity cardigan things. Anyone got a link ot what i am syupposed to do with the fecking thing? Shoudl be here friday. here in rose but i didn't get it from there

looks like you put your arms in and start turning like a kebab on a spit whilst your dh wraps it around you then tucks it in your knicker elastic at the back

good luck

And when you take it off it will be like Joseph Fiennes (or did he walk to the South pole?/) unwrapping Gwynth's lady bandages in Shakepeare In Love

wot all gammy?

Or a mummy unravelling/

My head is spinning something shocking, I better not be getting vertigo again [panics]