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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

919 replies

cyb · 13/04/2010 08:46

'ello 'ello

OP posts:
geordieminx · 14/04/2010 20:03

sU is rose 3 Mills?

I bought a couple of bottles to take to SIL's as niece usually snaffles it.. managed to get a glass twas very nice. £2.49 a bottle... oh the shame

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:03

i haev never flicked anyone
or been flicked at ( that i knew)
good for oyu cyb re dd
no am not going ot visit her
are roman bathing

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:04

rose 3 ills?
its tesco ogio

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:04

haev bbq on
tuna

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:05

I have caught DS1 doing it once. Told him in a very low, threatening voice that if I caught him doing it again I would snap them off and stick them where the sun don't shine

[Jeremy Kyle moment]

I think he was about 14 at the time. Gobby little shite, that he was. He is 18 next month ^^

DS2 must be very good, as I have never caught him.

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 20:05

God, really?

I flick all the time.

Doing it now, actually...have flicky tourette's, I think...

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:05

no no flickarge
its not on their radar

geordieminx · 14/04/2010 20:05

Ds said to me yesterday "Oh sush... I dont even like you" in a jokey smiley way fortunately.... he is not 3 until May

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:06

too, many, commas.

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 20:07

Blimey.

Do they go to school in 1948?

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:07

in my post I meant!

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 14/04/2010 20:07

I take great pleasure in holding my planner in such a way as to display surreptitious v sign when passing particularly vile pupils

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:08

i dunno
they never swear or say crap or shit or oh god either.
they just polish marbles

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:08

and
( get this)
when i called them out of skate park yest - sister was stunned - they just come

MrsShu · 14/04/2010 20:09

AND PUT RED FOOD COLOUR IN EGG YOLKS AND THEN ON MY HANDS

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:09

lol gherk

You don't work at DS2 or DD's school do you ?!

[mild panic]

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 20:09

And request snoek for tea?

Mine don't say shit (would kill them) but hell makes a bold appearance every now and then.

Not that bothered about swearing, just so long as it is applied sparingly and appropriately (ie out of my earshot).

pointydog · 14/04/2010 20:10

snoek?

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:11

mine don't swear in front of us. In fact DH and I are the potty mouths in front of DS1 & 2 nowadays.I'm sure they swear like fuckers troupers with mates though

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 14/04/2010 20:11

Unlikely nom; nearby town to you, single high sch for whole town. J5.

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 14/04/2010 20:12

Actually you got married in aforesaid town. How do I know that?

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 20:13

Wartime fish, pointydog.

Will be trying to track some down at this rate. If I have to look at another goddamn prawn or piece of bleeding salmon...

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:13

DD is 7.5 so swearing of any sort is Not Allowed.

NomDePlume · 14/04/2010 20:15

ah, with you gherks, no not us then.

'Your' school has a pretty good rep, doesn't it ? Or at least it did when we were looking around for DS1, 7yrs+ ago.

bobbiewickham · 14/04/2010 20:15

I bloody love swearing, me.

Not big or clever - but fun.

I even did my 'A' level English language project on the subject. Had to get special permission from the head, and got a B.