NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[cyb]

'ello 'ello

Manuel then

i am sick of wiping cleaning cooking saying " put that away/whose is this. who put that here"
and when i put the cackign red food oclouring away it leaked all over my right hadn

NOW i look like a murderer and i am meeting 100times tomorrow

well I made macaroni cheese and chips and didn't have a fleck of cheese nor a chip. Wasn't even a struggle.

I had salmon fillet (baked plain with lemon natch)
bit of redd pepper humous on teh side
pickled gherkins and a coupla pickled baby beets

pickles are where it's at. Tiny cals. Unless ww gives them 5 points for some inexplicable reason

My dd says i am ANGRY ALL THE TIME

She has a point. I open her bedroom door (at 10am, mind you) and snap 'can you PLEASE put your wet towel on the towel rail'

not so much as a good morning

dd1 made her sleepover pals eggy bread for breakfast (noon it was) and then they buggered off leaving all dishes everywhere.

I had words in private

am orf to bath tomorrow
told em that if they whinge about doing what i wnt to do in the am we will come straight home.

God, both my kids were away for the first week of the holidays and I couldn't believe how tidy my house was!

I've been blaming myself!

Untidy little feckers.

Miraculously unhungry today, can't contemplate dinner. Dh and kids have fed themselves. Have had two glasses of rose for tea.

Will probably get raging munchies at 9pm and eat entire contents of fridge standing up.

Sorry Aitch - I said in that post that there were too many posts to compute properly and I could remember was you and clown shoes. Well that you had shoes and that there were some clown shoes out there.. and the two became combined. Come on, you and ZoneA - make friends now

Coco - you're doing great avoiding the choc bars and wotsits. Keep up the good work and then you'll probably start reducing the layers of butter on your oatcakes in time.

MamaG - I like a layer of extra light philadelphia and ham on my oatcakes - or reduced fat houmous (thin layer).

Well done on staying in the zone Cyb at the picnic....

yes well done cyb
did oyu SNEER?

is humph around?
we need to keep an eye on her

My dd gave me THE FINGER. (over something completely bland and inconsequential)

I had my back to her and saw it in the oven door reflection. have banned lap top till rest of week

oohooh i haev some OGIO rose( tesco cheapy) in fridge
i LOVE it

blardy hell id go ballistic

my mother is very weird about me trying to lose weight so I kept my sneering to myself

goign ballistic doesnt work with dd. Quiet and controlled fury is the way forward, and hitting her where it hurts (virtually)

lol shu - the dds do practically NOTHING with me now if it involves visiting one of my friends. They hate all my friends' kids

There is something hilarious about someone giving you the finger behind your back and you seeing it. Sorry Cyb

Caught DS2 giving drivers the finger in the back of the car a few weeks ago. Was horrifying

Zoned

Yes she was very embarrassed to be caught out.

How old is your dd Cyb? I dread my two turning into teenagers - though am rather looking forward to them sleeping loads and me getting to be the one waking them up for once...

Rose the way forward for summer.

I used to flick Vs behind my mum's back all the time (she deserved it).

My dad caught me once.

Never said a word.

Bless him.

She is 14. ANd if she isnt some high falluting cross examing lawyer when she grows up who can pick holes in anyones argument then I'm a monkeys uncle

ach, if she gave you the bird when you weren't looking, she's chicken. I'd not mind.

she wont do it again

or she'll make sure you really definitely won#t see

I once caught ds1.

I think I deserved it.

I flicked them back.

We ended up laughing.

Nobody died.