NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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oh you two are drole today.

she takes 'em out at night, so I've heard

mag? speak properly woman

oi
get that deleted nonce head

bounce back from easter excesses

am rather good at bouncing this week, sadly

coem adn piss abotu here with the hapless C4 news guy
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/media_nonmember_requests/935188-We-are-looking-for-Parents-to-talk-to-about-Cha troulette?msgid=19196920

ducky that is a nice article! i like the idea of napping instead of exercise!

I'm lonely. Can I come back? please?

oh i LIKE that article

Up Your Calorie Burn... With A Nap

Sleep is a secret agent in the war on weight. Bad sleep boosts stress hormones in the body. This makes blood sugars fluctuate even more wildly, leaving you hungry and staggering out to forage for more high-fat comfort goodies. A short 15-minute nap or quiet rest could do more good than the punitive 3-hour gym session you were planning.

I especially like this bit

alroght but we are in enough shit without any food crap
so BE GOOD

coc of course you can come back. Just dont talk about what you are eating

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, have you seen who is recipe of the week with CAKE ? 'tis our very own out of town zoner MamaG. She is promoting Jesus cake.

tut tut tut

lol

she copied that from THe TImes

double tut for plagiarism

Thank you I bought FRUIT today. My fruit salad is all made [preens]

Unfortunately I seem to be allergic to pineapple, I've got an tingly tongue and slightly swollen lips

she's in SCotland this week so will probably come back with a recipe for neeps and tatties

I am hoping that all my greedy bastard colleagues have eaten all the cake left at work today so that I don't have to run that particular gauntlet tmrw.

ooh I bumped , I mean literally bumped into Richard E Grant in Bentalls yesterday

he was tall and brown

gawd help mamag in scotland we deep fry salad doncha know

rofla t simon staneligh

That she nicked from the Dunoon Observer

poor simon with his stubble and pensive photographic angles.