NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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Here we are again

AND RELAX......

at least a week ago

4lbs

mamag
you are ful of shit

not any more

5.5lbs. Hope this isn't like "Guess the Weight of the Turkey" - if you're right you win it.

2lbs

My Dh had to have the camera up his arse he took the 'bowel cleaner' they gave him. I swear he was half the size the time he made it off the loo.

Is that all??

Must be more in there so. There is no way you have only ingested 2lbs worth of food in a week.

[listens for mad rush to chemists]

you are all like old ladies talking about your poo.

Think 2 packs of butter. Made of shit.

Actually, I'm surprised it wasn't more. Bet you there's more to come!

Happy bday to Aitch.
Was mil's bday too, just paid duty visit and turned down cream cake (looked vile actually, not really my thing anyway)

Am ZONE peraonified. But have finished for Easter today so will have celebratory glass of red tonight.

Think I may be 11st (i.e.2lbs off again this week) tomoz. No fecker has noticed though.

Ok, just caught up on thread and lol at MamaG's shite. Ha ha. But only 2lbs - betcha got another dash yet mamaG.
I've had that picolax for an Up-Your-End-oscope (bowel cancer in family, precautionary.) It is frightening. Yu daren't move from the bog for hours. And then you feel a bt better and move away. And then you fart. And shit brown water into you pants. Ace.

well this thread has taken a thoroughly revolting turn.

right i might have to put a line to marks the POST poo section

Lol, at Lorraine's catsbum face. You are right though.

remember that after a couple of weeks more or less in the lo carb ZONE i now have a really sore stomach and feel sick thanks to a very reliable online diagnosis of candida. so all this poo chat is just a bit much.

So it's really come back with a vengeance Aitch?? What you going to do about it? Can you be tested for it?

Reshape - www.ukladyluck.co.uk is the website. She has WW points for tonnes of stuff on there in the right hand column and at the end is an explanation of the Wendi plan.

Am ignoring all the poo talk on here...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/940060-fark-me-I-have-done-summat-crafty

this thread has been dull today

please improve

Not as dull as S & B has been recently.

Hello.

Congratulations on massive poo. Most satisfactory.

Still in the zone. Today I have eaten

cornflakes and skimmed milk
salmon and salad
tuna fishcake and veg curry (odd but tasty)
orange
frozen grapes

I was a teacher too. Is EVERYONE on here a teacher?

I am keeping focused on BUYING CLOTHES next week. I need to get a lot as I was two stone heavier this time last year and nothing fits any more. It is a great thought.

oh easter thingys

Has anyone seen those bizarre rabbit emoticons down there