NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[SuSylvester]

old thread too big.

WelCOME all to the no mercy school of short term dieting.
everyone is doing their own thing wiht amazing results.

remember think when you contemplate hoggery

" eating it wont make me happy"
and vivsualise that perfeectly fitting waistband or long slim legs in the summer.

id think twice about taking on hungry women.

coco it has taken me 2 years to get in the zone!

coco you'll get in the zone if you hang round long enough - Su is quite mean tough on slackers

Oh don't mention twitter. It makes me want to go back on, post something odd, get absorbed for a bit, then leave but forever more wonder if I'm missing out on another world. I'm not am I?

su i don't think you should have been in court you were projecting onto the starving dog

lol poor hound.
it was so nice. and so underfed and sores on its legs where it dint haev enough fat to stop it rubbing when it lay

poor wee thing!

teh after photos were lovely
am sure i could hear " you lift me up" playing as we viewed them

2 years!? I don't care if she's mean I'm immune by now.

Step away from the cheesy carbs

Lurked on this thread for a wee while. Would like to officially join.

Have cut out all snacks, crisps and hoovering of children's plates (without fairy liquid) for 3 days now. I would like to lose 1/2 a stone. I have no working scales but am going to buy some on Friday and see if the starvation disciplined approach has worked.

I have eaten fuck all today. And just cooking a lentil soup for dinner. I feel 16 again.

bless - did the after pictures show him in a fairground sharing his candyfloss with an attractive poodle and throwing back his head with joy?

ROAR!! he was standing proudly on a new lead

sorry its a she
dont knwo why i am saying he.

really lovely
white socks

am BLIPPING mn hq into submission on twitter

sing it sista

How many bleedin' times do we have to submit?

My ducks are back again

Ladyblablah welcome. It feels good to stop hoovering plates doesn't it?
I get a little thrill every time I open a bag of crisps/sweets/chocolates and don't eat one before handing them over to child

lol at justine having to do wwf wrestling wiht her sons

Apparently these are taken from a book called Disorder In The American Courts, they're supposed to be true.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes...
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different Attorney.. Can I get a new Attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? what school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Hmm
Have really ppicked teh wrong time to post my food today buyt i'm going to anyway

Breakfast - cup of black coffee
Lunch - cup of black coffee
Dinner - cup of black coffee

last night's dinner - glas sof red wine

Oh, BabyG shoved a 5p sized bit of apple in my mouth and I ate that

MamaG That's bad! Eat woman.

why is that on ehre coco?!

oh ffs mamag
are oyu trying ot do us OUT of a thread title
go and eat lard

[cold look] at su for announcing I took days to get int eh zone

I meant to send it to my friend I stupid with lack of food.

I'd hoped nobody would notice.

YEARS

what have you been doing today mamag?

coco those are v. good! i thought you were in teh zone didn't you pass over to the light at the weekend when you went under 11 stone?