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VB's dress on Mrs Burnham - horrible

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TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 19:42

I'm not a fashion expert and I really don't care much for it but this was the most horrible dress I have ever seen. Even on a coathangar bodytype like VB herself it wouldn't look good but on an average body it's just hideous. That's 850 £ unwisely spent. She could and should have gotten a dress from M&S for 50£ and actually looked good.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/middle-class-mrs-burnham-dress/

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Thecows · 20/07/2026 21:21

Argh the scrutiny...wasn't the best choice ever though

myeyelashes · 20/07/2026 21:21

Very unflattering. Harsh sunlight and bad fabric.

VB's dress on Mrs Burnham - horrible
IcedPurple · 20/07/2026 21:21

Her name is Marie France Van Heel. Not 'Mrs. Burnham'. She did not take her husband's name on marriage.

As for her dress, it wasn't hideous but it didn't suit her and 'baby blue' is a tough colour for anyone to wear. It was also at least a size too small. VB's designs are generally as dull as she is and only look good on women as stick thin as she is.

Sassylovesbooks · 20/07/2026 21:21

The actual dress is nice, it's just not very flattering on her. It looks as if the dress is ill fitted around the shoulders; almost looks like there's too much fabric, that's falling off her shoulders. Yes, she's carrying weight around her stomach and hips (like a lot of us!), and the dress emphasises that fact. She'd have been better choosing a more flattering style dress. I like the colour, it's pretty.

TemperanceWest · 20/07/2026 21:22

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 20:12

Sorry I don't get it. The dress was not a good fit. It wouldn't have been for me either. Not for anyone I know except teen niece. So I am "bitching" about a dress not being flattering to the majority of women. If anything I'm being critical of VB and her design.

You didn't like how she looked, leave it there instead of creating a thread to tear down a woman you don't even know.

Pplareasthickasshit · 20/07/2026 21:22

myeyelashes · 20/07/2026 21:13

The shoes were bad too.

Not the shoes as well. Right, well, in that case, there's nothing else for it, we're going to have to burn the witch.

marvelousmarmaladian · 20/07/2026 21:23

I'm not from the UK and never seen her before, but watched his speech and honestly thought he was years younger than her. Everything about her was so pale.

hattie43 · 20/07/2026 21:23

It certainly wasn’t flattering

myeyelashes · 20/07/2026 21:23

I'm surprised at some comments being deleted on here considering the revolting things that MN allowed to remain about the Princess of Wales a few years ago.

SummerPeonies2026 · 20/07/2026 21:24

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 21:12

The problem is - who else would you suggest? There is a turning door at Downing Street and I would give Andy about a year before he's out. Personally I would like to see JK Rowling as PM. She has working class roots but now enough money not to give a fuck about being politically correct.

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I would 100% say we need a proper, polished intelligent leader with some natural authority - and there is only one person I can see that fits the bill and that is Kemi Badenoch. The rest are just absolutely hopeless.

We need an election not another chancer. We haven’t got the time or money for this freak show.

ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 21:24

myeyelashes · 20/07/2026 21:15

She was on Blind Date in 1992. Reckon she got the booby prize .

You reckon wrongly. She's been with AB for years and they have three children.

ShowDownTime · 20/07/2026 21:25

She will get the hang of it. The best thing is not to draw attention if you don’t want to be involved in the whole number 10 circus. Cherie Blair enjoyed being front and centre. Sam Cameron wanted to fade into the background. If I were Marie Burnham I’d have gone for something that wouldn’t draw comment. This wasn’t the right dress. If she doesn’t care, good for her but if I was part of their team I’d want to protect her by advising on style a bit.

ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 21:25

myeyelashes · 20/07/2026 21:23

I'm surprised at some comments being deleted on here considering the revolting things that MN allowed to remain about the Princess of Wales a few years ago.

Or even just a week ago. A vile thread absolutely ripping her appearance to shreds.

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 21:26

Pplareasthickasshit · 20/07/2026 21:21

Just give it up honestly. You really do need to go and have a word with yourself. Bitching about the way a woman looks in a dress is the most ridiculous way to spend your time.

I guess that makes two of us then. You are bitching about me (allegedly) bitching about a dress...

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DirtyGertiefromno30 · 20/07/2026 21:27

I thought she carried the dress well but was too big for her on the shoulders. I don't care what she looks like, as long as she's a kind person and happy with this enormous burden.

SummerPeonies2026 · 20/07/2026 21:28

IcedPurple · 20/07/2026 21:21

Her name is Marie France Van Heel. Not 'Mrs. Burnham'. She did not take her husband's name on marriage.

As for her dress, it wasn't hideous but it didn't suit her and 'baby blue' is a tough colour for anyone to wear. It was also at least a size too small. VB's designs are generally as dull as she is and only look good on women as stick thin as she is.

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Don’t you dare pick up other pps re her name! Most people have no idea who Burnham is - they have even less of an idea who his wife is ffs! No one knows anything about them! Could be anyone…a shocking indictment of the Labour Party.

Araminta1003 · 20/07/2026 21:29

Frankie is generally a cool lady and looks good and fresh with her bracelets and hair etc.

Seriously OP, post a pic of yourself and anyone else, let’s see what you have got!

myeyelashes · 20/07/2026 21:29

ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 21:24

You reckon wrongly. She's been with AB for years and they have three children.

You prove my point 😂

TheStateOfThat · 20/07/2026 21:29

ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 21:25

Or even just a week ago. A vile thread absolutely ripping her appearance to shreds.

I think people were more annoyed that they were being told they were unreasonable to say she was underweight. People were saying that is how women ‘should’ look when she is obviously underweight. In bad taste as she had cancer, but women normalising being underweight, when i
being underweight comes with health risks, isn’t a good thing and people should challenge it.

ShanghaiDiva · 20/07/2026 21:30

Attractive woman, but dress is not flattering: looks cheap and poorly made.
Andy B: suit is a good colour on him, but pulling when it’s buttoned up - too small?

Gettingbysomehow · 20/07/2026 21:30

Im a size 10 with a flat stomach and I would have looked like crap in that dress. Im 64, she's late 50's. It would have shown up every single lump and ageing bump that I have. Its a dress that needs to be worn with restrictive shapewear by anyone our ages.
Something like a boody body suit.
I can think of many dresses that would have looked so much better and more flattering on her.
The colour wasnt right either.

Calliopespa · 20/07/2026 21:31

I think she looked nice.

I'm not a fan of VB's structureless, thin fabric styles, and I don't think they are easy for anyone to wear if I am honest: if you are too thin you looks shapeless and scrawny, and if not very thin it shows every bump. I wonder what most of the nasty posters on here would have looked like in something similarly cut...

But it nonetheless looked appropriate for the occasion (she didn't wear it so all her chest was hanging out) and I thought the colour really suited her.

TemperanceWest · 20/07/2026 21:31

ScarlettOYara · 20/07/2026 21:25

Or even just a week ago. A vile thread absolutely ripping her appearance to shreds.

Which I think got deleted. But there may have been more than one.

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 21:31

Araminta1003 · 20/07/2026 21:29

Frankie is generally a cool lady and looks good and fresh with her bracelets and hair etc.

Seriously OP, post a pic of yourself and anyone else, let’s see what you have got!

I don't look very different to Marie France Van Heel actually. Exactly why I would never go for that dress.

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maddiemookins16mum · 20/07/2026 21:32

I thought it was a pretty colour but it wasn’t very flattering across her tummy.