The anti-brag thread

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Not quite a TAAT, but inspired by another mumsnetter being understandably fed up of listening to people bragging. I thought - in the interests of balance - maybe we could have one thread where we have a good anti-brag. Light hearted, in so much as that's allowed (wink).

I hate my front door. It's a nasty off white uPVC and it's got the kerb appeal of a sofa in the front garden.
None of my very loved and lovely children are in the least impressive objectively (nor was I at their age).
My cat has taken to punching me in the face at 6.15am many mornings (not a little bat, and actually really hard smack with claw). This makes me feel resentful and angry.

This one is very secure, not sure what lock but it’s a good one. Then there’s the thick glass which would make a mess or cut you if you could break it. It is not pretty to look at though. Finally the front door has 2 key hole lock things (you can lock bottom one) and inside is a chain lock. Never been broken into yet!

Is this it?!

I had a Japanese car. Never did figure out what it said but it didn’t like it when I turned right sharply.

I don’t think anyone was being attacked here. The poster simply said that her daughter wasn’t sporty.

Im lazy but I kinda like it as it’s part of my laid back ways

people act like being productive is everything

i like to laugh and joke a lot too

Me too and I really want a steak pie. But the after math is too much effort @FloralDeerPattern

This could be me! Thing is I hate our new house and begrudge putting any effort into renovating it.

Our landing carpet has stains on it from when the cats bring in mice, bite the heads off and leave them bleeding into the carpet.

I’ve never been able to eat 2 squares of 80% dark chocolate, it doesn’t “hit the spot” and I eat the whole damn bar even though it tastes like soap and it’s horrible. But I’ll still eat it.

And me, we moved in 5 years ago and have only just decorated our bedroom. Everything else is the same as the previous owners had it. Its horrible, like living in someone else's house. But spending time and money on this ugly lump...well the phrase polishing a turd springs to mind.

You must have liked something about it!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTF?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣