The Forty Ninth Republic - Announcement Week - Roadmap and Exams - Be more Bob

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It’s the exams announcement tomorrow isn’t it?

So Gav’s come out today to do this and will disappear for 3 months when the DfE need to do some stuff.

'Fifty Shades of Gav' doesn't quite sound like a popular dominatrix novel!

Bob is so excited about coming back to learn and play with his friends. He might be less excited about his grades being in my hands 😂

Fifty Shades of Gav

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Where did Gav get placed in the Snog/marry/kill game?

Please, please please put the results in the hands of teachers! As a Yr13 parent I am so worried that some cockamamie scheme will be announced.

@SmileEachDay

Fifty Shades of Gav

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Where did Gav get placed in the Snog/marry/kill game?

Kill. With Fire. And a mortsafe to make sure he never rises again.

Yeah but the other candidates were Johnson and Gove Saucery....

Gav is talking Branwen into submission - he is so strong and manly...

I'd rather snog Gav than Gove, Goves lips

Measuring the outcomes of summer catch up, absolutely no way I'm doing that.

You know when a kid swears down that he's handed his book in and you know he's talking absolute bollocks... that's what I'm hearing now.

As I remember it, everyone wanted to shag Gav.

Gav has said 'wobust' x 3 now - bingo card filling, here

I didn’t.

He’d be all needy. And I can’t shag Gove because- as Herc said - lips.

@SmileEachDay

Yeah but the other candidates were Johnson and Gove Saucery....

Yes, but there’s no pretence as to who they are. He’s a shiny-suited twat who stumbled across some personal info on Johnson once and has conjured a whole tarantula-bothering career over it.

‘It’s right it’s announced in the House of Commons’

Like every other announcement that has been leaked the night before ?!

I have had to turn him off - urgh

Gav couldn't find his arse with both hands... I wouldn't trust him in bed. Or anywhere else to be fair.

True, Saucery

But I think Gove has a sextorture dungeon that he shares with Cummings.

@noblegiraffe

As I remember it, everyone wanted to shag Gav.

I don’t even know who you lot are anymore

Btw, noble DW Jones Reflections book arrived today. So that’s me claiming Extreme Tiredness and going to bed early to make a start on it, thank you!

He's referenced his children - bingo!

Trust in teachers, 'so you can give us all 9s, right miss?'

@MrsHamlet

Gav couldn't find his arse with both hands... I wouldn't trust him in bed. Or anywhere else to be fair.

He's find his are and then realise it was his face!

He'd and arse - grrr!

@noblegiraffe

As I remember it, everyone wanted to shag Gav.

Yep, but only in a contest between him, Bojo and Gove and only on the proviso that he didn’t speak

'Driving up the quality of teaching' - he really is an arse.

Two ace questions - ensuring parents test children and staffing summer schools!