The Forty Ninth Republic - Announcement Week - Roadmap and Exams - Be more Bob

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@icytundra that sounds like a perfectly good reason to get signed off until you are vaccinated.

I was previously wearing one mask per day. Not teaching in it but circulating the room while wearing. I need some more masks I think!

You need to speak to your doctor before agreeing to any risk assessment, imo.

Gavin is speaking. Why does his voice annoy me so much, doesn't matter what says!

Gav thanking teachers on the briefing. I'm sure you are all made up about this

I also hate his voice. He sounds like a sick puppet.

Lie number 1

God yes his voice. I've just switched it off.

I'm literally at the point where I'd rather take unpaid leave after 12 months of mat pay, than this.

*sock

I looked up to see who it was as he sounded like a very depressing minister delivering a sermon

How can you bear to watch Gav? It’s like self-flagellation.

God I hate him

@SaltyAF

Three masks a day is going to get expensive!

Mine are cotton reusable ones. Quite an initial outlay but once I’d found a make I liked I bought 3 packs of them (Seasalt, they match a lot of my clothes as well as being nice thick cotton).

He could be telling me I was getting £100k pay rise and I would still hate his voice

Washable, 3 ply cotton ones. I have been double masking with a disposable one underneath when in the room with the KWV children, though.

Where is Gav talking?

And what about?

I will be eating my own head before going in over the summer.

@ItsIgginningtolooklikelockdown

Gav thanking teachers on the briefing. I'm sure you are all made up about this

He literally had his fingers crossed behind his back. Boris told him "it's fine, I say stuff I don't mean all the time."

Press conference. News channels.

@noblegiraffe

How can you bear to watch Gav? It’s like self-flagellation.

This is true.

@Cantaloupeisland

I will be eating my own head before going in over the summer.

Yup.

He's talking absolute bollocksy shite

Fucking bubbles again

Bar knocking holes in walls we can’t improve ventilation in some classrooms

Ha ha ha ha 'trust firmly in the hands of teachers'.

I hate him.