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The Twenty Fourth Republic - conditions not great and are teachers becoming modern day lepers?

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StaffAssociationRepresentative · 04/10/2020 10:02

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement. Baiters, haters, goaders and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

You can play here if you are a member of one the following groups-

-ABBA - anti bashers and baiting association
-SWAB - school workers against bashers
-SWOT - school workers opposing teacherbashers
-STARS - schoolworkers together against ranting + slurs

Do not give ‘The Every twat for Themselves mob’ the staffroom password as a number of them are operating in an alternative reality.

No DfE muppets allowed

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the toffee vodka is hidden.

If you are fed up with cakes and biscuits there is now a cheeseboard on offer

If you come with a stick to goad us then that is not allowed in the staffroom, especially if yo

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SonyaCisco · 12/10/2020 07:54

Hello all! Often read but not posted before - am a HLTA in a primary SEND base. Just have a query about attendance figures - have seen people using percentage attendance figures to support low case numbers in schools - yet from what I have seen Covid related absences don’t count anyway? My son has 100% attendance on his record despite a day off when he needed testing (was on a Friday and luckily had the negative result by the Monday) and a day off when his class were sent home due to a positive in his class (he was allowed back the next day as deemed not a close contact - that’s a whole different rant!). His register is marked as ‘not required’ for those days so he is classed as full attendance. Surely that is another example of the true picture of prevalence being hidden?! Is it the same in your schools? Wishing you all a lovely week - last one before half term for me!

DreamingofBrie · 12/10/2020 07:54

MrsHamlet, dh and I went to see him speaking at Stoke-on-Trent (an hour and a bit from home) during my NQT year, so 5 years ago. On a school night! It was totally worth the chaos which was the next day at school Grin.

TheHoneyBadger · 12/10/2020 08:19

Good point Sonya! Ds's absence when I was waiting for a test hasn't been recorded either. That means the attendance figure isn't to do with actual covid illness or suspected cases as that is already out of the picture. It's more an indicator of parental confidence then maybe?

TaxTheRatFarms · 12/10/2020 08:19

SonyaCisco That’s a really good point. Ds2 (in primary) had symptoms so we were all self isolating. Ds1 (secondary) missed 3 days while we were waiting for a test/results. He still has 100% attendance. I would assume it’s the same for ds2 but I can see only see ds1’s attendance online Smile

I had (naively?) thought that was for the kids’ benefit, but you’re right that the attendance figures as shown on the register won’t always reflect the real prevalence.

NeurotrashWarrior · 12/10/2020 09:31

Christ @noblegiraffe.

That's becoming a nasty thread.

I'm so glad you saw your mum Jenny. Don't let the fuckers (at work) get you down.

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 12/10/2020 09:38

Not so sure I’m ready die this whole going back to work thing now it comes to it.

Piggywaspushed · 12/10/2020 09:50

Noble's thread proves exactly why we couldn't set up a schools data thread, as ahs been suggested.

What is interesting is all the sheing being used, which is exactly what they did to climbdad (except they used he!).

We ahve to imagine a thread as a room. referring to someone as 'she' when 'she' is in the room is what my mother does!! (generally about my trans sister...)

DollyMixtureLulus · 12/10/2020 10:08

First day of half term here. Very very glad.

Cantaloupeisland · 12/10/2020 10:18

@SonyaCisco you're correct - any students having to isolate or wait for a test get an X code which doesn't count towards their attendance or ours. So our school is currently averaging 93% attendance daily but if you took all the X codes into consideration it would be more like 85%!

pussycatinboots · 12/10/2020 12:42

Saw this on the BBC news website and thought of you guys x

12:35
BREAKING
GCSE and A-level exams in England will happen later in summer
Most A-level and GCSE exams in England will be delayed by three weeks next year due to the pandemic, Education Secretary Gavin Williamson has confirmed.

The exams will go ahead but they will be delayed, he said.

HerdyGerdy · 12/10/2020 12:59

So how does that work for getting them marked by examiners and then results day?
There are now more people in hospital with Covid than in March (according the BBC news). This is not the best decision. This is really going to backfire. And it’ll be our fault when it does.

MrsHamlet · 12/10/2020 13:02

God knows. I usually mark from early June until mid July. I'm not giving up my whole summer to it

MrsHerculePoirot · 12/10/2020 13:07

Apparently apart from English and Maths which they will do before half term.

Is maths now the ONLY subject where nothing has been removed/modified and now is earlier.... 🙄

MrsHamlet · 12/10/2020 13:14

And exam results only move by a week for a level and not at all for gcse. Sigh.
Nothing has come out of English language except the requirement to record the speaking. Which takes no more time than just doing it.

MrsHerculePoirot · 12/10/2020 13:20

FFS what a shit show all round. Again.

HerdyGerdy · 12/10/2020 13:29

There is a poster in Noble’s thread that I’d quite like to throw something at. God people are really stupid in places.

Appuskidu · 12/10/2020 13:43

@HerdyGerdy

There is a poster in Noble’s thread that I’d quite like to throw something at. God people are really stupid in places.
Me too-there are some really nasty things being spewed out of one person’s mouth. I suspect they are one of the usual TB under a new alias.
GravityFalls · 12/10/2020 13:46

Anyone else seeing their precious gained time slipping away, or is everyone else much less selfish than me...?

HerdyGerdy · 12/10/2020 14:32

@GravityFalls

Anyone else seeing their precious gained time slipping away, or is everyone else much less selfish than me...?
Nope. Leached away in cover, additional mandatory training that was useless and a million other tiny things.
Augustbreeze · 12/10/2020 14:42

Phew, everyone's agreed to be friends on the Numbers threads, even to allow some posts about schools!

noblegiraffe · 12/10/2020 15:02

Us4Me really hate me....I went off to teach and missed what they said but it must have been v complimentary for MNHQ to come on and tell people off!

They really don't want to discuss infection rates in schools, do they?

CallmeAngelina · 12/10/2020 15:14

I think they said that they hoped you weren't really a teacher because of the disdain you show for children! Grin
There have been many posts in your defence (from a range of posters).

noblegiraffe · 12/10/2020 15:57

Whereas what they really dislike is my disdain for them Grin

3 weeks extra isn't much is it? My Y13s could really do with it though. Have they mentioned ditching the Large Dataset? That could easily go from the syllabus.

Piggywaspushed · 12/10/2020 16:05

I have only just come in august. I must say the original idea of excluding schools data from the data thread was outrageous but telling...

Piggywaspushed · 12/10/2020 16:07

Just seen the 3 weeks thing. Private schools will NOT be happy!