HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

Surely you mean ….amenus to thatacus? 😉

What if I were to tell you that it's initially how Prince Arthur (and his bro Henry VIII) and Catherine of Aragon talked to each other?

No? OK, you win. Enough already. Pugnam perditam cum video cognosco.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Lopez looks like a vamped-up Madonna during her Guy Ritchie Cotwold era although it's labelled as 'Peaky Blinkers' style. It's a flat cap, love.

These people are all crackers.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16162393/Jennifer-Lopez-Thomas-Shelby-Peaky-Blinders-Dolce-Gabbana-Milan-Fashion-Week.html

As he’s walking away at the end there’s a shot of him and it could be Harry in looks.

Haven't heard that one for years. Brings back great memories.

Yes. I do know about Katherine of Aragon and Prince Arthur. Thank you.

My school took a song each from Eton and Harrow for our school songs, long before I joined. One was Gaudeamus (sung in latin) , the first line of which translates from the latin as "Therefore let us rejoice, for we are young men".

Just as inappropriate, the other song was Forty years on. The chorus is "Follow up, follow up,....til the field ring again and again with the tramp of the 22 men".
My school was (and still is) an all girls school.

That's you dad, @Cocolapew? Wow. ❤He must have some stories.

That picture of Harry sitting on the skydivers lap is so cringe, honestly he looks like a todddler! he is being absolutely roasted in the comments in the DM.

I don't know any Latin (under 60, comprehensive school). But I actually really like the Latin digressions. You can kind of get the gist of them (and a lot of them are puns in English?).

The weird little side-alleys of discussion are part of what I enjoy about these threads. I'm not after laser focus. A bit of messing around is fine by me, and I can always skim over it if I don't like it.

Lets face it, the Latin digressions are no more annoying or ridiculous than the Sussex antics.

We said Mass in Latin when I was a little girl.

.. except the Sussexes are the point of the thread...

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16162295/Prince-Harry-does-skydive-honour-promise-102-year-old-WW2-veteran-rings-worried-Meghan-tell-landed-safely.html

Blimey 3rd article down in Daily Mail Royalty section after Sophie and Mia!

But more tellingly only 800 comments so far.

Looks like the public is bored now. Expect a picture of kids faces any day now to respark interest!!!! In Hello of course!!

Like this ?

amenus to thatacus
stickit up yer atacus.

or perhaps assacus woukd be better.

stickit up yer assacus.

For when we run out of road! 😁https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5582637-ham-pr-disasters-44-will-there-be-karma-or-will-the-slippery-mackerel-of-consequences-pass-them-by?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

Oh my goodness. I had to look twice before I realised that photo was actually two photos joined together.

On the reel the better shot was from the side.

Thanks Jeff ☺️

Isn’t this all very possible yet (?)

Really duchess! How rude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well, so far their 'court' or salon comprises three American friends and a baby, plus the staff. (I include Markus in the staff, although who actually works for whom is anyone's guess.)

😂😂😂

Is he getting some training in to go in the jungle in November?

At this rate I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here may be the only offer of work he has! 😂

I don't think so if the 'public engagements' that H has attended since his return are anything to go by -

(1) Invictus awards - probably the best of a poor bunch as some money was raised. But the attendance (paid for) of the Irish Guards hasn't gone down well as POW is their Colonel-in-Chief

(2) Birmingham school - an utter failure. H has been heavily criticised for virtually every aspect of this event

(3) Clinton event in NY - the teleprompter failure has highlighted H's inability to do anything other than read a speech that has been written for him

(4) Parachute jump - H isn't getting much credit for this due to it being a tandem jump

And if you think about how MM's attendance at events like the Invictus Games has detracted from what the event should represent, I think the invites to gigs are going to get less and less

I'm 60+ as are many of my family and friends. Within that group there's one woman, privately educated, who learnt Latin at school. The rest of us, a mix of grammar and secondary modern education, barely learnt French.

And MM could be invited to do Celebrity Bake-Off

Note to self ~ Be Careful What You Wish For . . . .