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Can Ham break into Codswolds high society (article linked)

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PlumCat23 · 20/09/2026 08:49

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/19/harry-and-meghans-battle-to-be-accepted-into-cotswolds-high/

Can Ham break into Codswolds high society? I think they won't as the elite country folk will close ranks.. Will be funny to see them try!

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ThatBoilsMyBagels · 23/09/2026 07:41

PlumCat23 · 22/09/2026 23:49

Well when these same people expect the taxpayers to fund their mammoth security bill then we are free to judge!
And it is so enjoyable to watch Ham try & fail miserably to break into the high society of this salty little island 😁

I don't really think the literal King's son is going to struggle to break into high society, my dear.

They need expensive security because of people like you who are obsessed with them. 🤦‍♀️

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · 23/09/2026 07:48

As usual there is a difference between what the Ham’s want and what they need.

They don’t need a motorcade to drop their kids to school. They just want it.

Their whole carry on makes me think the Wales need more security as Ham are so unsuitable.

Pplareasthickasshit · 23/09/2026 07:57

EmpressaurusKitty · 22/09/2026 19:41

I came to this thread for the fish puns and there are hardly any. ☹️

Oh don't be such a bitter old sole...

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 08:33

Pplareasthickasshit · 23/09/2026 07:57

Oh don't be such a bitter old sole...

To be fair, it was probably a bit of a red herring.

PurpleLovecats · 23/09/2026 09:24

PlumCat23 · 22/09/2026 23:49

Well when these same people expect the taxpayers to fund their mammoth security bill then we are free to judge!
And it is so enjoyable to watch Ham try & fail miserably to break into the high society of this salty little island 😁

Why so nasty? Honestly I think your joy at misfortune is really awful.

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · 23/09/2026 09:47

We’re just watching Karma in action. Ham thought they were too good for the people they are now trying to win back.

I’m finding it interesting to observe.

They did accuse the Beckhams of selling stories and they live beside Soho Farmhouse. Will the lords and ladies of the area want to hear about Meghan version 9.2a (the new real her) probably still flogging the P&G dish soap story as what else has she got ?

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · 23/09/2026 09:48

If Meghan had interest in anything else but herself she could write a book about this experience, but if they don’t lie down and weep ‘you are the queen of our hearts’ she’ll accuse them of being racist classist snobs rather than people who have no interest in word salad and the sole topic of Meghan

PlumCat23 · 23/09/2026 10:07

ThatBoilsMyBagels · 23/09/2026 07:41

I don't really think the literal King's son is going to struggle to break into high society, my dear.

They need expensive security because of people like you who are obsessed with them. 🤦‍♀️

How deluded you are! The folk in high society that Ham want to try & mingle with are notoriously guarded & discreet! The last thing they will want is Ham sniffing around them & their families looking for stories they can sell to the press!

And if they want the expensive security they can pay for it themselves & not expect the British taxpayer to pay for it...unless of course they can't afford to pay!

"My dear" you are obviously not from the UK as you don't understand the system. The true aristocrats actually look down on the royal family.
Being the kings son means jackshit if you can't be discreet & are not to be trusted.

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ThatBoilsMyBagels · 24/09/2026 08:07

PlumCat23 · 23/09/2026 10:07

How deluded you are! The folk in high society that Ham want to try & mingle with are notoriously guarded & discreet! The last thing they will want is Ham sniffing around them & their families looking for stories they can sell to the press!

And if they want the expensive security they can pay for it themselves & not expect the British taxpayer to pay for it...unless of course they can't afford to pay!

"My dear" you are obviously not from the UK as you don't understand the system. The true aristocrats actually look down on the royal family.
Being the kings son means jackshit if you can't be discreet & are not to be trusted.

😂 I am from the UK, hence being able to spell Cotswolds.

The "true aristocrats" will get on well with Harry, then, since he also looks down on the Royal Family. They'll have loads to talk about and will support his decision to pull away from his dad and brother!

PlumCat23 · 24/09/2026 08:13

ThatBoilsMyBagels · 24/09/2026 08:07

😂 I am from the UK, hence being able to spell Cotswolds.

The "true aristocrats" will get on well with Harry, then, since he also looks down on the Royal Family. They'll have loads to talk about and will support his decision to pull away from his dad and brother!

Nope! The very wealthy & elite here in Britain guard their privacy & reputation as much as their wealth. Harry & Meghan have proved they can't be discreet & the elites won't want any stories of them or their children leaked to the press or used as social gossip . They won't be wanted.

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Pplareasthickasshit · 24/09/2026 08:22

People would definitely welcome Harry but not Meghan. They would fall over themselves for Harry but he's a package deal now with his wife.

Viviennemary · 24/09/2026 20:56

Anyway i read Meghan was having a great time out for lunch with that Ellen de generate person or whatever her name is. And said all the Cotswolds folk are so happy she is there. Yeah right. (Recollections may vary though)

Thedogscollar · 24/09/2026 21:26

Viviennemary · 24/09/2026 20:56

Anyway i read Meghan was having a great time out for lunch with that Ellen de generate person or whatever her name is. And said all the Cotswolds folk are so happy she is there. Yeah right. (Recollections may vary though)

So you know literally everyone who lives in the COTSWOLDS.
That was for the benefit of @PlumCat23
Anyway how are you @Viviennemarystill loving obsessing over people you proclaim to dislike intensely?

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · 24/09/2026 21:34

I believe they were dancing in the streets when she arrived to the Cotswolds 🤣

Thedogscollar · 24/09/2026 21:41

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · 24/09/2026 21:34

I believe they were dancing in the streets when she arrived to the Cotswolds 🤣

Oh so you live there too and literally know everything that's going on 🤔🙄

Thedogscollar · 24/09/2026 22:01

Oh and it should be in and not to the Cotswolds. The verb "arrive" does not pair with the preposition "to" HTH.

PlumCat23 · 24/09/2026 22:06

Viviennemary · 24/09/2026 20:56

Anyway i read Meghan was having a great time out for lunch with that Ellen de generate person or whatever her name is. And said all the Cotswolds folk are so happy she is there. Yeah right. (Recollections may vary though)

The fact she's lunching with Ellen is a clear sign she's not been able to integrate with the local hoi polling. Embarrassing for her

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Thedogscollar · 24/09/2026 22:26

PlumCat23 · 24/09/2026 22:06

The fact she's lunching with Ellen is a clear sign she's not been able to integrate with the local hoi polling. Embarrassing for her

Embarrassing for her
Omg the irony in this post is lost on you @PlumCat23

PlumCat23 · 24/09/2026 22:29

Thedogscollar · 24/09/2026 22:26

Embarrassing for her
Omg the irony in this post is lost on you @PlumCat23

😂 If you say so @thedogscollar being Team Wales I prefer the dogs bowl myself!

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shockmethen · 24/09/2026 22:31

Thedogscollar · 22/09/2026 15:34

The malicious joy in your posts OP don't cover you in glory. I actually pity you.

I agree. Op you aren’t coming out of this looking good.

HonorBound · 24/09/2026 22:38

PlumCat23 · 24/09/2026 22:29

😂 If you say so @thedogscollar being Team Wales I prefer the dogs bowl myself!

Can’t see Megan wanting to mix with hoi polloi, surely she’d want to mix with celebrities and more distinguished

KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow · 24/09/2026 22:45

Meghan’s problem is that the people she wants to mix with see a gurning, self absorbed mess.

The best thing the residents can do is tie a microphone to the back of a car, drive past her house and watch her chase it straight out of the Cotswolds 🤣

Crumpelstiltskin · 24/09/2026 22:50

OP is your full stop button broken? Why is every sentence so important it deserves an exclamation mark?

As for Codswolds Grin

HonorBound · 24/09/2026 22:56

As for Codswolds

load of Codswolop

CurlewKate · 25/09/2026 07:36

Viviennemary · 24/09/2026 20:56

Anyway i read Meghan was having a great time out for lunch with that Ellen de generate person or whatever her name is. And said all the Cotswolds folk are so happy she is there. Yeah right. (Recollections may vary though)

Why are you being offensive to Ellen DeGeneres?

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