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Can Ham break into Codswolds high society (article linked)

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PlumCat23 · 20/09/2026 08:49

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/19/harry-and-meghans-battle-to-be-accepted-into-cotswolds-high/

Can Ham break into Codswolds high society? I think they won't as the elite country folk will close ranks.. Will be funny to see them try!

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Thisusernameisalwaysavailable · 20/09/2026 08:52

Can't see the article, behind a pay wall.

PlumCat23 · 20/09/2026 08:55

Ah crap, I was able to read it. It was just listing all the Codswolds folk the Sussex will need to try & associate with the become accepted ,sounds like a tough audience!

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Dogdogdogdig · 20/09/2026 08:56

It’s Cotswolds with a T.

Thedogscollar · 20/09/2026 22:23

How sad that you are gleeful about something like this.

PlumCat23 · 20/09/2026 22:49

Thedogscollar · 20/09/2026 22:23

How sad that you are gleeful about something like this.

Why?! They sold stories about the royal family for millions, went on Oprah selling their inaccuracies about the royals for millions while Prince Philip is dying & also expect the British taxpayers to pay their security!
I'm delighted to read that the Codswolds folk will close rank to keep Ham frozen out. The elite protect their privacy & won't want anyone selling stories about them!

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Thedogscollar · 21/09/2026 08:17

PlumCat23 · 20/09/2026 22:49

Why?! They sold stories about the royal family for millions, went on Oprah selling their inaccuracies about the royals for millions while Prince Philip is dying & also expect the British taxpayers to pay their security!
I'm delighted to read that the Codswolds folk will close rank to keep Ham frozen out. The elite protect their privacy & won't want anyone selling stories about them!

Why??
Because it won't affect your life one tiny bit unless you are the elite of the Cotswolds!
With all that's going on in the world it's sad and telling that this is your thing that's worth getting your knickers in a twist.

Aleveldilemma · 21/09/2026 08:24

It’s Cotswolds!

runnerducky · 21/09/2026 08:26

Sounds like cod(t)swallop

dicentra365 · 21/09/2026 08:27

This is such a weird thing to be delighted about. Although surely you're not serious because where the hell are the codswolds?

TinyBlueDent · 21/09/2026 08:27

runnerducky · 21/09/2026 08:26

Sounds like cod(t)swallop

I suspected that was the point!

LipglossAndLies · 21/09/2026 10:56

Yay another thread about them when this could ofbeen said on the PR disasters thread instead and we repeatedly hear the public don't care about them and its boring now and yet here we are...more threads than there ever used to be and another opportunity to keep on repeating the same old tired comments bashing them 🙄

PlumCat23 · 21/09/2026 11:45

LipglossAndLies · 21/09/2026 10:56

Yay another thread about them when this could ofbeen said on the PR disasters thread instead and we repeatedly hear the public don't care about them and its boring now and yet here we are...more threads than there ever used to be and another opportunity to keep on repeating the same old tired comments bashing them 🙄

Well because it's funny watching them try fit back into Uk life after everything they have said & done. Who doesn't love a comedy roadshow!

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BindweedIsMyNemesis · 21/09/2026 11:50

I would also argue that Northamptonshire (delightful as it is) does not really qualify as the Cotswolds. So much in fact, that it is locally known as the Notswolds!

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 21/09/2026 11:53

Codswolds?

WTF

Dogdogdogdig · 21/09/2026 12:01

PlumCat23 · 20/09/2026 22:49

Why?! They sold stories about the royal family for millions, went on Oprah selling their inaccuracies about the royals for millions while Prince Philip is dying & also expect the British taxpayers to pay their security!
I'm delighted to read that the Codswolds folk will close rank to keep Ham frozen out. The elite protect their privacy & won't want anyone selling stories about them!

Ffs it is spelled Cotswolds.

persisted · 21/09/2026 13:02

As a member of the hoi polloi in the Cotswolds I can assure you most of us couldn’t care less.

LipglossAndLies · 21/09/2026 22:21

PlumCat23 · 21/09/2026 11:45

Well because it's funny watching them try fit back into Uk life after everything they have said & done. Who doesn't love a comedy roadshow!

Rather spend my time going to see actual comedians then think its funny or entertaining laughing at two strangers who don’t affect my life one bit.

PlumCat23 · 21/09/2026 23:00

LipglossAndLies · 21/09/2026 22:21

Rather spend my time going to see actual comedians then think its funny or entertaining laughing at two strangers who don’t affect my life one bit.

Why pay money for comedians when you can watch the Sussex clown show for free!

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WysteriaSister · 21/09/2026 23:19

Long time listener, first time poster 🙃
Is the pub that MM & EDG popped into today one that was mentioned in the Telegraph article over the weekend? A tactical PR response?

fuschiaproudparrot · 22/09/2026 03:11

Dogdogdogdig · 21/09/2026 12:01

Ffs it is spelled Cotswolds.

I prefer Codswolds 😂😂 it's certainly more 🐠y. It's a load of old codswallop 😂 upper or lower codswallop? Oh wait it's Twatley isn't it ?

MadellineBellPictureMeGoneNS · 22/09/2026 05:28

The Codswolds the land of a chipper on every street corner.
Chipper =chip shop for those not in Scotland.
Once KC goes it should be wound up in its current set up .

foxylady2 · 22/09/2026 06:54

If Ham is now the accepted acronym for them is Wank the same for the Wales's ?!!

CoffeeCantata · 22/09/2026 06:55

LipglossAndLies · 21/09/2026 22:21

Rather spend my time going to see actual comedians then think its funny or entertaining laughing at two strangers who don’t affect my life one bit.

You do that, but you can’t legislate for what’s funny to others.

If they do daft things I will have a laugh - God knows we all need one at the moment.

CoffeeCantata · 22/09/2026 06:59

foxylady2 · 22/09/2026 06:54

If Ham is now the accepted acronym for them is Wank the same for the Wales's ?!!

I think it always has been on Celebitchy!😲

But it doesn’t quite work because actual name begins with a C - and it’s only the press who called her Kate - because they need to fit it into their banner headlines.

Diana always hated being called Di or Lady Di which was a newspaper thing too.

wheresthesnowgone · 22/09/2026 07:04

foxylady2 · 22/09/2026 06:54

If Ham is now the accepted acronym for them is Wank the same for the Wales's ?!!

Shouldn't it be WanC?