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Breaking Ham moving back to UK

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Igy · 19/08/2026 22:10

HAM and children moving back to UK according to DM

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Whinge · 20/08/2026 07:05

there is no reason why they couldn't live a quiet family life, if that's what they really want

They could have done that when they moved to America, but they clearly enjoy the drama and publicity too much. 🤷‍♀️

Batteriesoptional · 20/08/2026 07:05

Ham is just the best portmanteau. Thanks OP - they will from now on forever be the Hams to me. House of Ham has an excellent ring to it.

SirChenjins · 20/08/2026 07:06

ProfessorofDarkArts · 20/08/2026 06:52

I think they’re up to something with Uncle Charles, he’s got a book in the pipeline and he’s always liked getting one over on the royals.

Same. They're not coming here because they've suddenly had an epiphany and decided that the UK is a great place to live and they want to build bridges with the RF. Someone has shown them a wad of dollars.

Lifestooshort71 · 20/08/2026 07:07

Batteriesoptional · 20/08/2026 07:05

Ham is just the best portmanteau. Thanks OP - they will from now on forever be the Hams to me. House of Ham has an excellent ring to it.

HAM and the HAMlets have both been in regular use on this board for some time.

Benjithedog · 20/08/2026 07:08

myrtleWilson · 20/08/2026 00:48

Celebitchy is currently having a heart attack, stroke and an out of body experience right now. And it is glorious

So are the fans who are trying desperately to do a 360 turn.

WhereDoesThisToiletGo · 20/08/2026 07:10

Do they want to buy my house?

Greenseacat · 20/08/2026 07:10

The media coverage of this is going to be unbearable for the next few weeks...

I just wish they would get on with living a quiet life and stopped the constant attention-seeking.

Benjithedog · 20/08/2026 07:13

MoneyFunny · 20/08/2026 06:20

This! Best of luck to them. They have had more scrutiny than other royals and we all know why, whether they’ve misbehaved or not. We know how the media portrays certain people.

Utter rubbish

SoThatwasSummer · 20/08/2026 07:13

@ProfessorofDarkArts agree it's encouraged by Charles spencer and they have his support.

His book won't be kind to Charles and im sure Spencer doesn't feel warm to the woman who helped to drive Diana to maddness.

LaurieFairyCake · 20/08/2026 07:16

I reckon they will live in the Cotswolds - they lived in a farmhouse at Great Tew before - and send their kids to the posho school that Zara went to.

Raspbellies · 20/08/2026 07:16

The celebitchy lot are (mostly) very naive aren't they.

Even Megan is better off having a UK base if the couple ever separate. (And I speak as someone who wanted H&M to work out and bought her cookbook, but it's turned into a shitshow).

Asunciondelaflata · 20/08/2026 07:19

LaurieFairyCake · 20/08/2026 07:16

I reckon they will live in the Cotswolds - they lived in a farmhouse at Great Tew before - and send their kids to the posho school that Zara went to.

Zara went to Gordonstoun, which is in Scotland.

notimagain · 20/08/2026 07:19

I'm not convinced this move has anything to do with book deals.

Bear in mind the costs for the ANL case are going to be announced to the public any minute now (possibly later this AM according to some).

Informed opinion is H is possibly on the hook for multiple millions - he may well have known the judgement for several days.

This move could quite possibly be financially driven (the HAMs need the cash) and the return to the UK announcement timed to take some of the attention off the costs announcement.

bananaobama · 20/08/2026 07:21

Surely it’s not a visa issue. They have been there as a married couple for years

Imdunfer · 20/08/2026 07:21

That left hand photo is a fascinating study. Archie grabbing his dad enthusiastically. Lillibet leaning back from her mother, tilting her head down to avoid eye contact and having to be held in the pose by her mother's grip on her hands. I'm always surprised they released that one.

NetZeroZealot · 20/08/2026 07:23

I feel sorry for the Prep school head who’s going to be welcoming Archie to his school in September. And for the other parents who probably weren’t expecting this.

timeserved · 20/08/2026 07:23

ProfessorofDarkArts · 20/08/2026 06:52

I think they’re up to something with Uncle Charles, he’s got a book in the pipeline and he’s always liked getting one over on the royals.

Well they did murder his sister.

Superhansrantowindsor · 20/08/2026 07:24

One minute the UK is dangerously unsafe for them and then it isn’t.
I would worry they are poaching for more info for a book.

PlumCat23 · 20/08/2026 07:27

ilovepuppies2019 · 20/08/2026 05:48

I can't believe it. I don't understand why Meghan would to do this. They have to be nearly broke or they believe that William will imminently become King as they will be left with nothing (or both). I just can't picture any other motivation being strong enough. Meghan clearly hated her time in the UK. The move will radically reduce her options in Hollywood and as an influencer / lifestyle seller in the US market. The entire point of her jam was that it was made in the American Riviera. That's a much harder product to sell from the UK. What's she going to do here?

I know people are saying that they want a UK education for their children but I really doubt that that motivation is strong enough to lead to this move. The US will have good schools and a wide range of options for University. Uni matters much more than the primary school that you attend.

I'm absolutely shocked.

I wonder did Harry issue Megs an ultimatum? Movement to the UK or it's all over?

PlumCat23 · 20/08/2026 07:30

ilovepuppies2019 · 20/08/2026 06:19

It's being reported on Realestate.com.au that discussion are underway to sell the Montecito mansion off-market as maintenance costs rise about $1 million annually. I would assume then that they can't afford the mansion and may be in serious trouble if the costs order goes significantly against them tomorrow. It seems likely that they're moving for money.

They had to take out a 10 million dollar mortgage to buy it.. they scraped together 4.5 million. The mansion was 14.5 m. Wonder how much of the mortgage has been cleared? The interest alone must be huge!

myrtleWilson · 20/08/2026 07:30

I’m intrigued by the conflicting comms strategies of HaM and the speed of the volte face in the last month

M - launched ARO, which became As Ever but hasn’t ever met the trajectory she implied it would have (going bricks and mortar etc) and despite her pronunciations, she’s clearly not done the “learns” and frankly isn’t putting any effort into it. How likely is it that she’ll up the effort from the UK? So what will she be doing here?

M - let it be known she felt humiliated on the summer quick trip to the UK

H - has spent years stating he is the most unsafe person ever, can’t bring family, can’t go on a train - even as recent as the last visit

H - slags off country, establishment stitch up including implying dodgy judges as recently as last month

H - let’s wear England tops and seek out podcast oops where I can be an English bloke with bants - also last month

last fortnight H breadcrumbs more visits likely every few months

yesterday - surprise we’re moving back in a week

i do wonder what has really precipitated the volte face and the move. I’m not convinced that they’re doing it for compassionate reasons (that wasn’t evident for Prince P and QE2). I don’t also think their status will change in short term - private not royal property etc. So it seems a hurried move with no immediate route for change in status. If KC3 is as others are suggesting vvv unwell I can’t see he’d make decisions that would impact on KW5 reign. If he’s not vvv unwell, why the hurried move.

if it’s money, what’s changed? They still currently have financial responsibility for Montecito and putative Portugal property. If they needed to downsize from Montecito they could have concocted a story and stayed in US.

Visa issues - wouldn’t there be a way round that?

I don’t think we’ve had any personal commentary about the ‘why’ yet have we? No “the Sussexes feel xyz and are looking forward to reconnecting with the UK’ etc?

Greenseacat · 20/08/2026 07:31

Looks like they ran out of money to fund their current lifestyle after all the TV deals evaporated, losing the law suit against the Mail and failing to secure their place with A list celebrities to maintain their profile and cash in.

Using the excuse that the kids will go to British schools allows them to try to save face.

I truly hope they can settle and finally get on with life but they really need to dial down the attention seeking and entitlement or they will continue to be unhappy and cause trouble.

JustAnotherWhinger · 20/08/2026 07:31

LaurieFairyCake · 20/08/2026 07:16

I reckon they will live in the Cotswolds - they lived in a farmhouse at Great Tew before - and send their kids to the posho school that Zara went to.

I think they might live somewhere where they can send the kids to the same schools as Zara’s kids.

Great Tew would be too far from Beaudesert though I’d think. It’s about 90 mins.

PlumCat23 · 20/08/2026 07:32

SirChenjins · 20/08/2026 06:19

@CurlewKate Broke compared to the world in which they would like to inhabit.

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Exactly! Wealthy is all relative, I truly believe they are skint

malefields · 20/08/2026 07:33

Divorce can’t be that far off then, no way she’s going to survive the press long term, tabloids here drown anyone.

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