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Dan Wootton obsessed with H &M

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BeverleyMakka · 22/07/2026 15:16

Why is Dan Wootton so obsessed and full of hatred for Harry & Meghan?

i recently listened to Spare on audible - purely because it was free and I was interested to see what he had to say. ( most of it was boring self indulgent crap imo)
predictably the algorithms have filled my YouTube with H &M stuff!

it seems there is a daily barrage of videos from DW about them, such vitriol from this man. It’s unhinged!
I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m no fan of theirs at all but Jesus he acts like they murdered his granny.
He’ll post a picture of one of them literally smiling and turn it into a massive conspiracy theory about smirking at the Queen on her deathbed or some utter nonsense

rant over!!!

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adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 18:51

Thank you for that by the way @wordler. 👍🏽

Justdancevance · 28/07/2026 18:56

Harry’s hypocritical double standards - invading the privacy of private citizens for some sex scenes for his book and publishing photos of children’s faces while obscuring his owns faces, talking about the dangers of putting your children on the internet while putting your children on the internet while suing ANL for publishing information from sources.

Harrys behaves like such a entitled twat, it’s hardly surprising that people give tips to people like Dan Wootton about his antics,

and now back in September to stay at Buckingham palace apparently, but I’m sure two different tweaks every day until we’re all bored to tears.

i just hope the ANL case just makes him go to ground for a bit,

Justdancevance · 28/07/2026 18:57

I’m only on here now for the wit of some amazing posters and some great quality gifs 😀

jeffgoldblum · 28/07/2026 19:01

Justdancevance · 28/07/2026 18:57

I’m only on here now for the wit of some amazing posters and some great quality gifs 😀

I’m afraid gifs have been vetoed!

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simpsonthecat · 28/07/2026 19:07

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adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 19:13

I think you are safe enough with the gifs.

I think they are allowed until this is deployed… 😂

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adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 19:18

@Justdancevance

Isn't there something else happening re the court case soon?

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adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 19:30

Ah.

Tomorrow and Thursday re consequential orders/financial allocations etc.

DW will likely have a bit to say about that I’ll be bound.

I should imagine things may go a little quiet for a bit regarding H.

Unless we get a picture of a turnip being picked from a peach tree or similar!

jeffgoldblum · 28/07/2026 19:49

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simpsonthecat · 28/07/2026 19:50

I am just making a comment about gifs! Surely that is allowed?!
Is this a closed shop?

jeffgoldblum · 28/07/2026 19:51

simpsonthecat · 28/07/2026 19:50

I am just making a comment about gifs! Surely that is allowed?!
Is this a closed shop?

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Your post was pretty clear you know, and yes we can read text with lines through it!

IAmATorturedPoet · 28/07/2026 19:53

adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 19:30

Ah.

Tomorrow and Thursday re consequential orders/financial allocations etc.

DW will likely have a bit to say about that I’ll be bound.

I should imagine things may go a little quiet for a bit regarding H.

Unless we get a picture of a turnip being picked from a peach tree or similar!

Yes, costs hearing on Wed & Thurs so that will be interesting.
Harry’s going to be handing over a substantial amount of money to ANL in a couple of weeks, that’s gonna smart a bit.

Does provide yet more PH material for DW (and others) who will for sure have an opinion to share with all their viewers/subscribers.

Unless we get a picture of a turnip being picked from a peach tree or similar!
🤣

I’m looking forward to seeing what’s been lined up 😁

simpsonthecat · 28/07/2026 20:00

jeffgoldblum · 28/07/2026 19:51

Your post was pretty clear you know, and yes we can read text with lines through it!

Really? I thought they were invisible to everyone 😂😅😂

you learn something new every day, still don't like gifs lol

IndefatigableSusan · 28/07/2026 20:03

Justdancevance · 28/07/2026 18:56

Harry’s hypocritical double standards - invading the privacy of private citizens for some sex scenes for his book and publishing photos of children’s faces while obscuring his owns faces, talking about the dangers of putting your children on the internet while putting your children on the internet while suing ANL for publishing information from sources.

Harrys behaves like such a entitled twat, it’s hardly surprising that people give tips to people like Dan Wootton about his antics,

and now back in September to stay at Buckingham palace apparently, but I’m sure two different tweaks every day until we’re all bored to tears.

i just hope the ANL case just makes him go to ground for a bit,

“but I’m sure two different tweaks every day”

If I may ask, please don’t use “tweaks😳” in the same sentence with Harry.

jeffgoldblum · 28/07/2026 20:13

simpsonthecat · 28/07/2026 20:00

Really? I thought they were invisible to everyone 😂😅😂

you learn something new every day, still don't like gifs lol

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IAmATorturedPoet · 28/07/2026 20:16

@jeffgoldblum 😂 love me a gif

IndefatigableSusan · 28/07/2026 20:23

I used to hate gifs but was won over at some point. Now I find them brilliant.

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lollibit · 28/07/2026 20:31

LipglossAndLies · 28/07/2026 18:26

So is your argument really that anyone who gets paid to criticise someone is "the same"? Because that would lump memoirists, journalists, columnists and YouTubers together, regardless of what they're actually doing. I don't think that's a logical way to assess it.

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adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 21:04

I confess I can see why DW and H’s other detractors are not enamoured and choose to comment about H.

I imagine there will be lots of chatter in various sections and channels over the next few days and this will likely overshadow the recent Masterchef episode.

I can’t help but wonder about Masterchef Aus because H interrupted M’s moment in the sun and made it all about him.

Who knows? Maybe it was contractual. Maybe it wasn’t a surprise call after all. Maybe I’m not surprised.

I would be deeply unhappy if I were her. She is not an extension of him and should have been asked in her own right to appear on her own or they both should have been asked to appear. It is almost as though she wasn’t good enough to be there under her own steam.

I suppose if he is in the ‘quick ride’ camp of how he may feel about women, then I shouldn’t be surprised.

As for tweaks? I hope she brought him back a personalised apron.

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Mylovelygreendress · 28/07/2026 21:11

adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 21:04

I confess I can see why DW and H’s other detractors are not enamoured and choose to comment about H.

I imagine there will be lots of chatter in various sections and channels over the next few days and this will likely overshadow the recent Masterchef episode.

I can’t help but wonder about Masterchef Aus because H interrupted M’s moment in the sun and made it all about him.

Who knows? Maybe it was contractual. Maybe it wasn’t a surprise call after all. Maybe I’m not surprised.

I would be deeply unhappy if I were her. She is not an extension of him and should have been asked in her own right to appear on her own or they both should have been asked to appear. It is almost as though she wasn’t good enough to be there under her own steam.

I suppose if he is in the ‘quick ride’ camp of how he may feel about women, then I shouldn’t be surprised.

As for tweaks? I hope she brought him back a personalised apron.

I read somewhere ( possibly on MN) that M only got the job if H appeared too .

adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 21:13

How insulting.

BemusedAmerican · 28/07/2026 21:20

Wow! I just caught up with this thread. Many thanks to @adragoncalledaudrey, @BigWillyLittleTodger & @jeffgoldblum for defending me.

I mentioned early on in the thread that both DW & H use social media to make money, and that I didn't see a difference between them.

I tried watching a DW video once but found him annoying. However, he does allow comments.

I also want to know why H can make money off of books, social media, etc while DW is criticized for doing so.

I am not a DW fan but he was investigated by Metro and Scottish police for 6 months before the case was dismissed. DW seems to have decided to campaign for truth in media:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/feb/21/dan-wootton-cleared-of-alleged-criminal-behaviour-after-six-month-investigation

So he is presumably sharing HIS truth with the world.

Dan Wootton cleared of alleged criminal behaviour after six-month investigation

Metropolitan police and Police Scotland decide to take no further action against broadcaster

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/feb/21/dan-wootton-cleared-of-alleged-criminal-behaviour-after-six-month-investigation

Justdancevance · 28/07/2026 21:21

Does anyone think that she saw someone washing up and launched into her proctor and gamble story and the contestants danced for joy

adragoncalledaudrey · 28/07/2026 21:23

Although you can now understand if she got flustered and forgot to mention her tv dinners, sizzler salads and other fast food and concentrated on mentioning the farm to table food and sprouts.

YourTruthorMine · 28/07/2026 21:40

I'm no DW fan, but there was 100% a witch hunt that led to him losing his job, I imagine several parties were behind it including the corrupt byline times & possibly H&M themselves

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