PR Disasters part 11

[HoldMyWine]

The ongoing dramas from Montecito courtesy of H&M.

I can’t see another thread but I made the same mistake last time …

I haven’t seen sight of any timetable, agenda or programme, @SqueakyDinosaur, for this July.

But if Paul Saunders is any indication of Invictus’s capabilities, it may end up being an underwhelming press conference from somewhere in Birmingham with H&M phoning it in. Maybe Shabana Masood and Lisa Nandy will be there. I think Invictus knows it has to lock in the UK government.

I think Invictus knows it has to lock in the UK government.

Who are pretty busy with their own troubles right now! It's not a good time for any organisation looking for a bail out.

I've just looked at the funding and the website for Invictus. There is no timeline on it for any upcoming events. The funding seems to be an issue. There are two sponsors named - Brigantes and Better up ( well there's a surprise ) . Boeing previously a major supporter have pulled out.

I would say BetterUp need to update their bio on Harry .

https://www.betterup.com/about-us/leadership-team/prince-harry-the-duke-of-sussex

Also update his photo

What is a Chief Impact Officer ?

It’s the bloke whose existence facilitates the flow of money between BetterUp, Invictus and certain other bank accounts.

Aka ChImpO…….

Is that spray on hair or just a touched-up photo?

Did Kris Jenner reply or acknowledge Meghan's post? I do have Instagram but don't use it enough to know how to find these things out.

Yes @MyAutumnCrow - the connections between the current government and the Sussexes are interesting.

I have seen stuff on Twitter (which I do tend to be a bit cautious about as it is so factional) suggesting political and financial links between Archewell and the Centre 4 Countering Digital Hate (CCDH) set up by Morgan McSweeney.
There was also apparently Labour support for Democratic campaigns around 2020 (around the time that the Sussexes were particularly vocal about US politics).

CCDH is linked with an umbrella group of NGOs in the US (the Change the Terms coalition). The overall aim of this group seems to link in with the Sussexes' aim of controlling the media (and Harry's objection to the First Amendment).

Morgan McSweeney was also apparently in Ukraine recently at the same conference as Harry.

I have mentioned before my concerns that the government and RF were not on the same page when it came to dealing with the Sussexes, for a number of reasons.

Wow, that photo is super airbrushed. Even a full face of foundation wouldn't make him look like that. Not to mention the "hair," which so clearly does not exist in real life.

So fake , just like them.

Indeed. The Dook looks like he's holding in a wet fart.

Maybe he is.

That is a very creepy photo-

if you look the hair in the middle is completely different in colour and texture to the hair on either side...

Is he definitely still with Better Up ?

That’s what it is!!!!!

She’s been too busy with the printing press for her new t shirt range to post a Mother’s Day message

Personally I think the slogans should Inc:

• ILBW
• Fucking Grifter
• Demon in heels

She even has a kids range…but I’m not even going to go there for their slogans!!!!

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15807399/Is-Meghan-launch-clothing-range-Unisex-T-shirt-size-charts-mysteriously-appear-website-including-plus-size-adults.html

You couldn’t make it up. This is her fashion pivot?

Oh lord no

Other potential slogans:

• First lady botherer
• Most bullied person in the world
• Im with the most bullied person in the world
• Always complain and over explain

What’s the point of comparing it to a shirt you already own if Meg’s teeshirt measurements vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm) anyway?!

Sod that for a game of soldiers.

So we can all have that Meghan ‘fit’ of it being either too small or too big for you. Comes already creased and wrinkled for your convenience.

How ridiculous. No point having a size chart if you are told to refer to clothes you already own. Obviously they have no quality control if this even goes ahead.

I wonder if the lack of personal Mothers' Day postings is because her comms team used to organize them and she made most of them redundant last year.

She also seems to lose interest immediately if something isn't an instant sell-out success - we never heard anything about those jam and flower boxes again after the initial adverts.

+/- 5cm is a vary big variation in size. It’s saying that eg the chest measurement of two size M t shirts could be 10cm different from each other!