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The royal family

If you could have a dinner party with 3 royals dead or alive , who would they be?

126 replies

BeCraftyFatball · 16/04/2026 19:52

The late queen
Prince Phillip
Princess Anne

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CathyorClaire · 17/04/2026 20:42

I'm not so interested in the long departed dead so I'm filling my third spot with Philip:

How did you soar from a 'penniless prince' on marriage to a man whose multi million pound will must be protected from public scrutiny for 95(?) years to protect the dignity of your spouse?

And how did your most dubious son qualify for a handout from your estate to help pay off his sex accuser?

enpeatea · 17/04/2026 20:44

None. Why would I have 3 strangers?

corblimeygvnr · 17/04/2026 20:47

CathyorClaire · 17/04/2026 20:42

I'm not so interested in the long departed dead so I'm filling my third spot with Philip:

How did you soar from a 'penniless prince' on marriage to a man whose multi million pound will must be protected from public scrutiny for 95(?) years to protect the dignity of your spouse?

And how did your most dubious son qualify for a handout from your estate to help pay off his sex accuser?

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duck dynasty GIF

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CathyorClaire · 17/04/2026 21:00

corblimeygvnr · 17/04/2026 20:47

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😁

I'm turning the lights on at ten as well 💀

corblimeygvnr · 17/04/2026 21:12

Poking the curtains with your stick !

corblimeygvnr · 17/04/2026 21:13

CathyorClaire · 17/04/2026 21:00

😁

I'm turning the lights on at ten as well 💀

John Hamm Dance Scene GIF

You will miss all the fun 😂

CathyorClaire · 17/04/2026 21:14

corblimeygvnr · 17/04/2026 21:12

Poking the curtains with your stick !

Always 😎

TheKittenswithMittens · 17/04/2026 21:16

Henry VIII and Ann Boleyn, if I was hungry enough.

CathyorClaire · 17/04/2026 21:19

corblimeygvnr · 17/04/2026 21:13

You will miss all the fun 😂

But I can go to bed knowing they're rattling disquiet in their graves ...

wheresthesnowgone · 17/04/2026 21:25

I'm not sure where I would find enough Swans, peacocks and larks tongues to feed a royal table

TheKittenswithMittens · 17/04/2026 21:26

wheresthesnowgone · 17/04/2026 21:25

I'm not sure where I would find enough Swans, peacocks and larks tongues to feed a royal table

I assumed I would be dining at their gaff and not vice versa

RandomUsernameHere · 17/04/2026 22:11

Elizabeth II, Princess Anne, Zara

Dabralor · 17/04/2026 22:20

Edward IV because he was hot, any of the Burgundians because they knew how to party and finally Harold Godwinson because he was also apparently quite hot and the life and soul.

IcedPurple · 17/04/2026 22:34

Three female royals:

Cleopatra.

Anne Boleyn.

Elizabeth l.

socialdontcare · 17/04/2026 22:34

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dms1 · 17/04/2026 22:36

Robert the Bruce, Henry 7th & James 4th of Scotland

Mamalasira · 17/04/2026 22:37

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Love Freddie 🤩

CymruChris · 17/04/2026 22:38

Catherine of Aragon
Victoria
Elizabeth Woodville

Mamalasira · 17/04/2026 22:38

Empress Matilda
Catherine of Aragon
King Alfred (I won't get him to watch the cakes)

Pettifogg · 17/04/2026 22:39

Catherine of Aragon, Prince Philip, King Forkbeard. Catherine because I want the dirt on Henry VIII, Prince Philip because I think he's hilariously fantastic, and King Forkbeard because he was the first Viking King of England and I want to know how and how many of them survived the sea crossing in their boats to invade here!

Pieceofpurplesky · 17/04/2026 22:43

Eleanor of Aquitaine
Queen Emma
Empress Mathilda

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 17/04/2026 22:44

Cnut the Great (c. tel:990–1035 990–1035)
Marie Antoinette.
Wilmhelm of Orange

Mamalasira · 17/04/2026 22:45

William of Normandy
Queen Anne
Robert the Bruce

ParisIsMyGirlCrush · 17/04/2026 22:49

Princess Diana
Henry VIII
Elizabeth I

sleepwouldbenice · 17/04/2026 22:49

Either a group of the war of the roses/ tutors. For the entertainment of them all realising the drama wasn't worth it.

Or Elizabeth 1 and 2 and Victoria. Girl power