Harry and Meghans Aussie extravaganza 2.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hope Avid doesn’t mind ! The last one finished unexpectedly and it’s only day 1!

It needs a caption. 'Your shoes don't match your trousers, which in turn don't match your top. The whole outfit is a crumpled mess. Can I borrow it for the next Netflix party?'

They're currently on some fake tour being featured on the news. Rictus grinning as if their lives depended on it. They want attention.

I bet there hasn't been a Markles thread for a while, but when you're watching the news and this pair of Z listers are swanning about looking weirdly similar to the Duke and Duchess of Windsor then it is not difficult to see folk will think fgs and comment.

This is what Meghan wants- notice the difference though Megz - YOU are not the attraction. It's something like a poppy or a sequinned dress.

Don't "dear" me, you patronising person. Is that the sort of misogynist, belittling micro aggression you use against POC in real life? You are assuming racism as the motivation for posting, an assumption that makes you think everyone posting here is white. They are not. The OP knows this because many of us have discussed this on these boards before. And only a racist thinks POC can't have negative opinions about other POC.

I'm now going to take a pp's advice and ignore your posts.

Forgot the pics

Prince of Hertz.

The besties retreat thing is just plain weird. Why on earth would she sign up to it?! Who on earth would go?! Sharing a room - a bed? - with a stranger?
I looked online and there’s no menu, just promises of a disco, meditation session and yoga. I can’t understand it, but I am probably not the target market. Maybe this kind of thing is ‘in’. But it seems rather budget.

Don't lay your hands on other people's children Meghan.

Given that she is a mother M seems to have very little understanding of young children .

There seems to be a child forced to do this on every one of their tours. I still remember the poor little girl in Nigeria.

Speaking of children, I don't have any myself but am assuming many here do.

How many of you would be happy to leave two young children on the other side of the world without either of their parents? Most parents I know don't leave their children unless it's really neccessary, let alone 17 time zones away. It's not like they had to make this trip. It was a choice.

Basic safeguarding.

Half her age ?
You are clearly trying to wind up people 😂

Remember Colombia too

"During their unofficial visit to Colombia, Meghan has been teaching little girls in Colombia how to do curtsies and having them practice on her.
Levin appeared on GB News, saying: “Meghan was teaching little girls there to do curtsies to her because she is a Princess. Little kids were trying to learn how to curtsy.”

No, we never did. My husband is from an Asian country, he visited on his own when ours were small. It's too far to go back if there's an emergency.

Not unless it was absolutely essential . It’s not as if it’s a one- off with them .

Right, so she's happy to promote this kind of thing? I thought she hated all those things about royal life. How peculiar.

They certainly do it a lot don't they? Is it necessary for them to make a living and keep the wolf from the door? 🤷‍♀️ They worry about security - they are advertising " we are not home / break in / steal my children".

Quite right. Patronising and offensive.

The 'budget' nature of the event is what strikes me too. They're chaging 5 prices for what looks like an at best 3 experience. Like I said, no details about the menu, no exclusive activities, and worst of all, sharing a room with a stranger! They don't even specify who the 'special guests' are! What exactly is the appeal?

Wearing an outfit and jewellery worth over £52000 to serve food to women at a homeless shelter. Nice.

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She looks 22?! Good one.
Yes, Harry has millions in the bank. I'm sure that wasn't at all part of his attraction.

Going by all the 'child free wedding' threads here, many parents are reluctant to leave their children a 3 hour drive away for just one night, let alone for several days on the other side of the world.

And like you say, H&M do this quite often. If I understand this correctly, Harry was originally invited to Oz to give a talk, and Meghan tagged along and now it's a whole 'tour'. Why choose to leave your children so far away when you won't even visit London because of 'security'?

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Shades of Mrs Merton !!