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Is ANDREW really Prince Phillips son.

354 replies

roadtowhoknowswhere · 19/02/2026 19:27

I have thought of this for a while.
Charles, Anne and Edward have longer faces while Andrew has more of a roundish face.
Pity an DNA test can't be done.
Rumours used to go round that one of the queen's race horse trainers might be his father.

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JacknDiane · 19/02/2026 21:56

Hatty65 · 19/02/2026 19:32

The Queen was reportedly devoted to Phillip, particularly when they were young. Added to which she was someone who put 'duty' above everything her entire life. I cannot imagine anyone less likely than her to be unfaithful, particularly in days before reliable contraception.

It's a ridiculous supposition.

How niave 🤣

JacknDiane · 19/02/2026 21:57

Snowyowl99 · 19/02/2026 21:55

Yes he was a very handsome young man

Oh ffs

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 21:59

JacknDiane · 19/02/2026 21:57

Oh ffs

Many people think he was.

Tastes differ, but it is far from ridiculous.

firstofallimadelight · 19/02/2026 22:01

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 19/02/2026 19:33

He looks rather like Queen Mary.
He has inherited his looks from his mother's side of the family.

He has a lot of Prince Philip's mannerisms though. I'm sure he is his son.

He really does!

Benchdogs · 19/02/2026 22:03

MabelAnderson · 19/02/2026 20:33

The late Queen and Lord P had quite similar faces actually, maybe a common ancestor ? So that might be why the rumours persisted. Beatrice is like Queen Victoria, it’s funny how features can skip several generations.

I was going to say that most of them look very much like Queen Mary (I think Andrew is one of them, he’s not dissimilar in looks to his cousin David Armstrong Jones. Beatrice looks just like Queen Victoria. Prince George is growing up to look like the Duke of Windsor.

I’m no monarchist but having no blood family of my own I do find looking at them like this interesting.

Pedallleur · 19/02/2026 22:04

BoxingHare · 19/02/2026 19:31

Since he's been arrested he'll have a mugshot, fingerprints, and potentially dna taken.

From the BBC: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s arrest means the police have the right to take a custody picture, his fingerprints and DNA.

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He was a serving Officer. His fingerprints are on the RN files. Not like he has been unknown for 66 years

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 22:08

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 21:39

Ready to post your family pics?

My family don’t look like inbred horses- thank the lord

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 22:09

Benchdogs · 19/02/2026 22:03

I was going to say that most of them look very much like Queen Mary (I think Andrew is one of them, he’s not dissimilar in looks to his cousin David Armstrong Jones. Beatrice looks just like Queen Victoria. Prince George is growing up to look like the Duke of Windsor.

I’m no monarchist but having no blood family of my own I do find looking at them like this interesting.

I think Edward and Louise look just like Queen Mary, but I struggle to see it in the others.

Andrew always looked darker round the eyes and eyebrows etc, which I think made him look more handsome. That's not to question his parentage (families have different features), only to set him apart in the looks stakes. Charles also had very dark hair.

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 22:10

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 22:08

My family don’t look like inbred horses- thank the lord

Still waiting for pics... and you need to include a 60-something uncle!

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 22:12

OP not commented on any posts
Defo a journo

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 22:12

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 22:08

My family don’t look like inbred horses- thank the lord

There is nothing I can see that makes him look like a horse. I wouldn't take an oath that I couldn't possibly see it in one or two of them, but not him. I really can't.

I just get irritated by mass insults that aren't really sustainable just because people may not like him. It's like when an unpopular child at nursery has to be "yucky" in every sense.

WhaAMess · 19/02/2026 22:15

Is this a way to protect the Royals? He wasn’t Philips, so he was only half Royal….the real royals wouldn’t behave like this because they’re so wonderful, type thing. You can’t deny he’s the Queens child, no matter how disgusting he is. In fact it seems he got his dodgy morals from her maybe as she paid of a rape victim and covered for him.

Who knows if the Queen was shagging around though but lots of the Roysls apparently have so why not her?

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/02/2026 22:16

MayaPinion · 19/02/2026 21:17

He's the image of Princess Anne’s son. There’s a small gene pool and all interrelated. He’s definitely closely related to lots of them.

The balcony at any big event....20 closely related people, one face!

WhaAMess · 19/02/2026 22:17

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 22:08

My family don’t look like inbred horses- thank the lord

Leave horses out of this. They’re innocent, unlike the Royals in all this with their cover ups, abuse and predatory behaviour.

Poor horses.

ThatCyanCat · 19/02/2026 22:25

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 21:52

Anne was very beautiful
Edward, not sure

Edward was handsome as a young man. He and Andrew looked very similar.

ThatCyanCat · 19/02/2026 22:27

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 22:08

My family don’t look like inbred horses- thank the lord

My family doesn't either, but I do.

Nofeckingway · 19/02/2026 22:27

I am no fan of the RF but it's hard to think the late Queen having a shag with Porchy without some sort of protection against pregnancy.
Pretty gross to think Princess Margaret married a guy who had someone pregnant at the time of the wedding . Eew

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 22:30

ThatCyanCat · 19/02/2026 22:27

My family doesn't either, but I do.

😂

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 22:30

WhaAMess · 19/02/2026 22:17

Leave horses out of this. They’re innocent, unlike the Royals in all this with their cover ups, abuse and predatory behaviour.

Poor horses.

True- I apologise to the horses- beautiful innocents- especially if they were shagged by members of the royal family

Gall10 · 19/02/2026 22:31

Hatty65 · 19/02/2026 19:32

The Queen was reportedly devoted to Phillip, particularly when they were young. Added to which she was someone who put 'duty' above everything her entire life. I cannot imagine anyone less likely than her to be unfaithful, particularly in days before reliable contraception.

It's a ridiculous supposition.

OMG…you’ve been brainwash the media!

Butchyrestingface · 19/02/2026 22:31

This has rumoured since 1960. I don't really care whose son he is though. He's still a fanny.

southerngirl10 · 19/02/2026 22:31

He has all the hallmarks and behaviour patterns of a royal, so he must be.

Gall10 · 19/02/2026 22:33

Get a look Of pics of Lord Porchester’s granddaughters then look at eugenie…see any resemblance?

Holidaymodeon · 19/02/2026 22:36

hihelenhi · 19/02/2026 21:32

Queen Elizabeth who constantly enabled and excused the activities of her second son? The son who is known for spending his entire life being an entitled horrible shit? The one who constantly abused the position SHE chose to give him to enrich himself? The one who lied on TV about knowing Virginia Guiffre? The one who sent supportive emails to the rapist Epstein AFTER he'd been convicted and thinks he's hard-done by by the girls he abused? The corrupt embarrassing one?

FFS. We are allowed to criticise. We (and that includes you) were paying for him. And I'm afraid QE2 and her "fondness" for the silly twat is partly the reason for that.

Seriously, stop doffing your cap, and get off your knees, it's absolutely pathetic. These people do not give the tiniest shit about you. They think you're a lowlife oik. You and your obsequiousness are just useful to them.

Oh, and no, my comments about their behaviour is not a poor "reflection" on my character. Your handwaving and fawning is about you though. Have you always been so easily led?

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It’s shocking all this weird blind adoration and defensive posts calling people nasty and guttersnipes.

there is nothing good about that freaky family and as much as I believe that arresting Andrew is strategic in favour of someone more powerful, I really do hope that their castle of lies , wealth off the back of their stupid ‘subjects’ and depravity comes tumbling down.

ForeverLoveCeltic · 19/02/2026 22:37

pouletvous · 19/02/2026 20:17

charles looks more like porchey than andrew

Chuck looks more like the other p, Dickie.