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The royal family

Is ANDREW really Prince Phillips son.

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roadtowhoknowswhere · 19/02/2026 19:27

I have thought of this for a while.
Charles, Anne and Edward have longer faces while Andrew has more of a roundish face.
Pity an DNA test can't be done.
Rumours used to go round that one of the queen's race horse trainers might be his father.

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Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 21:27

ThatCyanCat · 19/02/2026 21:23

Just googled this Lord Porky person and in my opinion he looks nothing like Andrew at all. Young Andrew looks a lot like young Prince Philip.

Lord Porky, love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JustAnotherWhinger · 19/02/2026 21:31

Ifyouknowyouknowyouknow · 19/02/2026 20:57

It is a bit weird that there is such a big age gap between Princess Anne and Andrew (10 years). I always assumed he was someone else’s child and then the Queen and Philip had Edward as a bandaid baby.

It’s not that weird when you think about the fact she became Queen when Anne was 2ish. She spent a massive chunk of the 50s on royal trips

i think they’d have had more children sooner had her father not died. Especially if they’d been able to continue living as they had in Malta.

hihelenhi · 19/02/2026 21:32

WinnerWinnerChickenDinnner · 19/02/2026 20:36

How we judge others is oft a reflection of ones self. Don't insult Queen Elizabeth.

Queen Elizabeth who constantly enabled and excused the activities of her second son? The son who is known for spending his entire life being an entitled horrible shit? The one who constantly abused the position SHE chose to give him to enrich himself? The one who lied on TV about knowing Virginia Guiffre? The one who sent supportive emails to the rapist Epstein AFTER he'd been convicted and thinks he's hard-done by by the girls he abused? The corrupt embarrassing one?

FFS. We are allowed to criticise. We (and that includes you) were paying for him. And I'm afraid QE2 and her "fondness" for the silly twat is partly the reason for that.

Seriously, stop doffing your cap, and get off your knees, it's absolutely pathetic. These people do not give the tiniest shit about you. They think you're a lowlife oik. You and your obsequiousness are just useful to them.

Oh, and no, my comments about their behaviour is not a poor "reflection" on my character. Your handwaving and fawning is about you though. Have you always been so easily led?

shuggles · 19/02/2026 21:33

@roadtowhoknowswhere Charles, Anne and Edward have longer faces while Andrew has more of a roundish face.

This is a bit of a ridiculous assessment based on facial appearance alone.

I knew a set of non-identical twins who looked completely different, as if they could have been from different families entirely.

If you want a more public example, look up Lucy and Maria Aylmer... twins, so they are definitely from the same father. But they look completely different.

FancyBiscuitsLevel · 19/02/2026 21:34

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 19/02/2026 19:34

That isn't helpful unless they've also taken Philip's DNA...........

Fun fact that Philip gave a DNA sample when Russians found the bodies of the Russian royal family- Philip’s mother and the tsar’s wife were related.

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 21:35

This won't be a popular comment, but if I'm being honest, he was quite good looking when he was young - certainly the best looking of the siblings.

I think little Louis looks a bit like Andrew as a child.

ETA and things do jump about families like that. Look at Charlotte and Lady Sarah Chatto as a child. There are quite a few sources putting their photos side by side, yet they aren't all that close on a family tree.

JustAnotherWhinger · 19/02/2026 21:36

I think he looks far more like George I of Greece, Philips grandfather, than Porchester.

i think it’s the chubbier face that makes many say he’s more like porchester than Philip, but that’s just eating more than actual face shape - he’s bigger than Philip was at any point. Plus the fact he’s not got the same level of baldness/combover.

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 21:38

They are all bloody ugly anyway

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 21:39

JustAnotherWhinger · 19/02/2026 21:36

I think he looks far more like George I of Greece, Philips grandfather, than Porchester.

i think it’s the chubbier face that makes many say he’s more like porchester than Philip, but that’s just eating more than actual face shape - he’s bigger than Philip was at any point. Plus the fact he’s not got the same level of baldness/combover.

Even before he was heavier, he never had the longer thinner face of the others. He was handsome when young, no denying it.

ETA but lots of families have siblings more or less handsome than the others.

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 21:39

BigButtons · 19/02/2026 21:38

They are all bloody ugly anyway

Ready to post your family pics?

Ghht · 19/02/2026 21:40

BoxingHare · 19/02/2026 19:31

Since he's been arrested he'll have a mugshot, fingerprints, and potentially dna taken.

From the BBC: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s arrest means the police have the right to take a custody picture, his fingerprints and DNA.

Edited

Yes, but the police won’t be using his DNA to be conduct familial DNA tests 😂

DurinsBane · 19/02/2026 21:41

A pity we can’t get a dna test? Why? How does it affect you? Yes I would be disappointed if I learnt the late Queen was a cheat, but it doesn’t affect me so I don’t really need to know. Maybe someone would say it is a pity they can’t get a dna test to prove your child’s parentage.

Mollimayy · 19/02/2026 21:42

i always thought he was rather handsome compared to the other royals. Even now he has a somewhat pleasant face I guess looks can be deceiving !

hihelenhi · 19/02/2026 21:44

FancyBiscuitsLevel · 19/02/2026 21:34

Fun fact that Philip gave a DNA sample when Russians found the bodies of the Russian royal family- Philip’s mother and the tsar’s wife were related.

Yes, I was going to say - Philip's DNA has been taken in relation to the Russian Royal Family, and should therefore be available for any investigation (in theory)

I'm really not seeing that Porchy (aka a later Lord Carnarvon than the Tutankhamun one) and Andrew look like "twins" though. (As opposed to Harry and the son of that bloke Diana was rumoured to have had an affair with, and no, not James Hewitt). Yes, there are rumours that old Liz had a fling with old friend Porchy, and who would blame her given Phil's proclivities? But I also really don't think she'd have risked an actual pregnancy from another man. Misguided she may have been at times (esp re both her husband and Andrew) but I think she would have taken that pretty seriously - although I guess the line of succession was with her and not her husband.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Phil had "extra issue" though. I wonder what Andrew Lownie's next book will reveal. Always very suss that Phil's will was conveniently "locked" from public view for 100 years. I hope that can be rescinded. I'm fed up with the Royals operating under different rules than the rest of us.

whereisitnow · 19/02/2026 21:46

Oh fgs OP. So desperate.

Snowyowl99 · 19/02/2026 21:47

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 19:48

I see 2 men with very similar facial looks and stocky build
Look like father and son to me, and numerous others

Ridiculous...can't see it all . You are seeing what you want to see. Nasty!

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 21:48

Mollimayy · 19/02/2026 21:42

i always thought he was rather handsome compared to the other royals. Even now he has a somewhat pleasant face I guess looks can be deceiving !

i agree, he was very attractive, especially when he was in the Navy; he was considered to be the Royal heartthrob

Calliopespa · 19/02/2026 21:48

Mollimayy · 19/02/2026 21:42

i always thought he was rather handsome compared to the other royals. Even now he has a somewhat pleasant face I guess looks can be deceiving !

I agree with this. I can't see the point in denying it, just because of what people may think of his behaviour.

Also he is 66: anyone want to post a pic of a genuinely "sexy sexagenarian" from their own family for public scrutiny?

ThatCyanCat · 19/02/2026 21:49

Mollimayy · 19/02/2026 21:42

i always thought he was rather handsome compared to the other royals. Even now he has a somewhat pleasant face I guess looks can be deceiving !

He was good looking as a young man, no doubt. They all were.

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 21:50

Snowyowl99 · 19/02/2026 21:47

Ridiculous...can't see it all . You are seeing what you want to see. Nasty!

I think that you are being a little goady
Will report your post

Galatine · 19/02/2026 21:50

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 19/02/2026 19:34

That isn't helpful unless they've also taken Philip's DNA...........

They could compare with his siblings or any other blood relative. However the whole idea is nonsense!

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 21:52

ThatCyanCat · 19/02/2026 21:49

He was good looking as a young man, no doubt. They all were.

Anne was very beautiful
Edward, not sure

Changedname9999 · 19/02/2026 21:53

OpheliaWitchoftheWoods · 19/02/2026 21:05

He has the Hanoverian blood line strong in him. In Kensington palace is a block of portraits of the sons of George the Third. You could turn a photo of Andrew black and white, put it in that set, and he'd look like he was another brother. Harry has it too, although not as strongly.

Emm yes. He is definitely qe11’s son. :-)

SurferRona · 19/02/2026 21:54

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 19:38

Lord Porcester is his alleged bio father
Look at images of LP and they look like twins
The daughters look very much like the Porcester
This suggestion has been rumbling on for years: we'll never have it denied or confirmed

Look like twins? Sure, if the twins have different fathers. And mothers. And different lineages going back generations. I suppose they are both white and male- does that ‘like twins’ them?!

Is ANDREW really Prince Phillips son.
Snowyowl99 · 19/02/2026 21:55

Wasntmeanttobelikethis · 19/02/2026 21:48

i agree, he was very attractive, especially when he was in the Navy; he was considered to be the Royal heartthrob

Yes he was a very handsome young man

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