I agree and although we’re being silly, there’s a serious point here (at least the way I see it).
When I think of losing the monarchy I’m saddened and it’s hard to put into words exactly why, especially in a way that anti-monarchists would understand. I think It’s for two main reasons: the connection with the past and the Monty Python ridiculousness of it all - which are probably the precise reasons they don’t like it!
I love history and I like things to evolve gradually rather than be changed traumatically. I think dramatic, radical change is hard for most people to cope with. But yes, if we become a republic one of the things I fear is losing all the ceremony , fun and spectacle and replacing it with something boring, sensible and banal.
I genuinely think the British reputation for humour, irreverence and individuality which has made the UK so prominent in popular music and fashion over the last 80 years is all tied up with our history and culture. Some of the European nations are much more sensible than us, but would you have hadThe Beatles, Stones, or punk rock developing there (spontaneously) or Mary Quant, Zandra Rhodes, Alexander McQuuen etc etc? Crazy though it sounds, I think our rebellious creativity as a nation is linked to our apparently archaic traditions, including the monarchy. The Sex Pistols’ wouldn’t have had much impact if they’d sung ‘God Save the President’, would they?
Let’s not destroy what makes the UK special.