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The royal family

Rebrand, Restructure, Harry and Meghan 2025 version

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Thedom · 25/05/2025 08:15

The Era of Joy didn't last long.

This is going to be interesting, it's going to be a full on PR onslaught for the next few months, and then we will have Harry launching his very own 'commercial project'.

Clearly an article straight from the Office of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, giving an exclusive to the DM.

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PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 08:45

MaturingCheeseball · 28/05/2025 07:36

I have flown 1st class twice in my life. Actually I didn’t enjoy all the attentiveness. I felt like an imposter as my company was paying for the ticket: silly really but seeing people being entitled and demanding gave me the heebeejeebies (sp?).

I wouldn’t like to sit next to Harry - he looks the type prone to flatulence ….

Don’t get the comment about feeling like an imposter - just because people have more money doesn’t make them better or more deserving of nice things, Capitalism doesn’t always reward the most deserving anyway and there are plenty of nepo babies enjoying the perks.
So what I’m saying is, if you ever get the chance again, keep that suite door closed, press the call button when you need anything, always be polite to the staff, relax and enjoy it. And if the nearby passengers are being entitled assholes, ignore them, put on the noise canceling headphones and enjoy a movie while lying back on the fully flat bed.

Thedom · 28/05/2025 08:57

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 08:33

Just saw on twitter that there’s been a correction added for the article- apparently there will be a restock soon of existing products and the quote about reassessing and launching next year was to do with new products.

That is an interesting turn for the books.

This whole business is one unmitigated disaster after another, if Meghan is the one who is managing this as the CEO, she needs to step aside and hire people who DO know what it entails to launch a product and a brand and how to market it effectively.

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PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:00

Thedom · 28/05/2025 08:57

That is an interesting turn for the books.

This whole business is one unmitigated disaster after another, if Meghan is the one who is managing this as the CEO, she needs to step aside and hire people who DO know what it entails to launch a product and a brand and how to market it effectively.

Apparently they briefed vanity fair too, there’s ‘insider’ comments in the VF article

Puzzledandpissedoff · 28/05/2025 09:10

Thedom · 28/05/2025 07:42

I don't think it was actually a product launch at all, I think it was a market test run with minimum inventory, to evaluate if there was enough demand for a full launch.

I suspect it showed there isn't an actual demand for the products she wanted to sell, the jam wasn't jam, so it wasn't fit for purpose, the honey never materialised and probably the price point for all the items was not realistic.

You don't launch a new product line with an empty pipeline, so it was never a product launch after all.

Perfectly put, Thedom - it's just pretence and headline grabbing like everything else

You'd think a couple of near-middle aged people who've had more advantages than most would be capable of something - anything - else, but apparently not

merrymelody · 28/05/2025 09:19

I have no patience for a man of his wealth and privilege who whines and complains, trashes his family and writes books and features in documentaries describing how miserable and hard done by he is.

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:25

merrymelody · 28/05/2025 09:19

I have no patience for a man of his wealth and privilege who whines and complains, trashes his family and writes books and features in documentaries describing how miserable and hard done by he is.

Charles? I haven’t read the book or watched the full interviews but I hear he was pretty scathing of the Queen and Prince Philip not to mention the press

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:29

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:25

Charles? I haven’t read the book or watched the full interviews but I hear he was pretty scathing of the Queen and Prince Philip not to mention the press

No, he wasn't really. It was quite anodyne. His feelings were more about being sent to Gordonstoun. He didn't criticise his parents explicitly. He certainly didn't make £millions for years by slagging his family off, exploiting them and invading their privacy. There's no comparison.

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:39

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:29

No, he wasn't really. It was quite anodyne. His feelings were more about being sent to Gordonstoun. He didn't criticise his parents explicitly. He certainly didn't make £millions for years by slagging his family off, exploiting them and invading their privacy. There's no comparison.

He set the precedent. Harry took it to the next level. The whole things a soap opera but with real human lives being impacted. Sad all around.

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:42

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:39

He set the precedent. Harry took it to the next level. The whole things a soap opera but with real human lives being impacted. Sad all around.

😂😂
Plenty of people co-operated with biographies.
Not one royal one, especially this one is as nasty, vindictive and cruel as this one.
Harry has plummeted new depths. It's a constant on here, "it's like Charles'!" No. It's nothing like it.
I've read both.

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:53

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:42

😂😂
Plenty of people co-operated with biographies.
Not one royal one, especially this one is as nasty, vindictive and cruel as this one.
Harry has plummeted new depths. It's a constant on here, "it's like Charles'!" No. It's nothing like it.
I've read both.

agree to disagree I guess.

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:56

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 09:53

agree to disagree I guess.

I guess so. I've read both books, plus seen the relevant interviews. Believe me, there's no comparison.

jeffgoldblum · 28/05/2025 10:01

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:56

I guess so. I've read both books, plus seen the relevant interviews. Believe me, there's no comparison.

Both Charles and Diana’s books were biographies ( written by an author that they cooperated with) Harry’s book was an autobiography directly from him ( with a ghost writer) , the books are not even the same format! 🙄

BigWillyLittleTodger · 28/05/2025 10:04

Is but but Charles! the new Andrew?

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 10:06

jeffgoldblum · 28/05/2025 10:01

Both Charles and Diana’s books were biographies ( written by an author that they cooperated with) Harry’s book was an autobiography directly from him ( with a ghost writer) , the books are not even the same format! 🙄

No, indeed. The Dimbleby book about Charles was actually quite dull, although there was stuff about the environment and sustainability which was ahead of it's time. The Diana one was quite juicy and, of course, caused a sensation.
Harry's tome of victimhood is something else, though, and his level of prettiness and cruelty unmatched. Followed up by years of professional whining to whatever tabloid or magazine or chat show that would pay him.
Of course, he also made £millions from his book.

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 10:07

BigWillyLittleTodger · 28/05/2025 10:04

Is but but Charles! the new Andrew?

I guess so! I've heard these wild claims about the Dimbleby book before, as if anything in it compared to Harry's personal cottage industry of slagging off his family! 😂

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 10:08

BigWillyLittleTodger · 28/05/2025 10:04

Is but but Charles! the new Andrew?

Lol calm down, it was a tongue in cheek reply to a comment that actually fit Charles pretty well. As for Andrew, the less said the better.

MrsFinkelstein · 28/05/2025 10:28

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 09:42

😂😂
Plenty of people co-operated with biographies.
Not one royal one, especially this one is as nasty, vindictive and cruel as this one.
Harry has plummeted new depths. It's a constant on here, "it's like Charles'!" No. It's nothing like it.
I've read both.

Whatabout Charles makes a difference from whatabout Andrew Phillip Fergie Mike Tindall I suppose.

PaperAlchemy · 28/05/2025 10:31

Here come the thread police

Zippedydodah · 28/05/2025 10:32

MayaKovskaya · 27/05/2025 22:35

Oh my god! That's funny, but it could have been awful!
I have flown on the former Soviet airline, Aeroflot. For some reason they never secured the trollies. So the whole flight they'd be going up and down the aisles. Entertaining!

We flew Aeroflot to Leningrad as it was, in 1978. Everyone cheered when we landed safely 😄

HonoriaBulstrode · 28/05/2025 10:45

This whole business is one unmitigated disaster after another, if Meghan is the one who is managing this as the CEO, she needs to step aside and hire people who DO know what it entails to launch a product and a brand and how to market it effectively.

She could have spent the last five years studying for a business qualification. Would be more useful than most of what she has done. Then she might have an actual clue about what she's doing.

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 10:57

Zippedydodah · 28/05/2025 10:32

We flew Aeroflot to Leningrad as it was, in 1978. Everyone cheered when we landed safely 😄

Quite! I think the lack of seatbelts was the first indicator of safety standards. I rather liked the cabin crews, though. Always slightly detached and sitting reading the paper with a cup of tea!

BasiliskStare · 28/05/2025 11:01

Zippedydodah · 28/05/2025 10:32

We flew Aeroflot to Leningrad as it was, in 1978. Everyone cheered when we landed safely 😄

@Zippedydodah Our holiday to Russia consisted of Dan-Air (unpressurised flight from the North of England to I think Heathrow ) - then Heathrow to I think Leningrad Aeroflot - and then Aeroflot to Kiev and then on to Moscow. This was IIRC 1980 or 81. My father does seemed to have played fast and loose with flights , given the Nigeria Airways one in the early 70s. And he wonders why my mother refuses to fly nowadays 😂. She never liked it - we flew to Lagos to see him in the early 70s and she ended up lying in the aisle saying to the lovely cabin staff - I'll be OK if someone could just open a window. We were over the Sahara. 😂

MayaKovskaya · 28/05/2025 11:08

@BasiliskStare 😂 your mum has endured a lot!

Puzzledandpissedoff · 28/05/2025 11:17

HonoriaBulstrode · 28/05/2025 10:45

This whole business is one unmitigated disaster after another, if Meghan is the one who is managing this as the CEO, she needs to step aside and hire people who DO know what it entails to launch a product and a brand and how to market it effectively.

She could have spent the last five years studying for a business qualification. Would be more useful than most of what she has done. Then she might have an actual clue about what she's doing.

I agree, but then given the number of new PR staff they seem able to employ, wouldn't you have thought there'd be something left over to pay a decent brand developer?

Come to think of it, isn't it said that one of the "friends" (Mindy Kaling perhaps?) is a brand developer, in which case why not get them on the job?

Unless their views don't align with Meghan's I guess ...

ERthree · 28/05/2025 11:17

Whenever i need cheering up i will think of a lady lying in the aisle dressed like a glamourous 1930s damsel asking for the window to be opened😂

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