Harry's new interview 2

[Viviennemary]

I just thought I would start second thread since I noticed the first one is full. It has certainly dominated media reporting. I saw a snippet on Sky news earlier. A document from Harry saying its a dereliction of duty to stop his security. Erm who just whizzed off to the USA and left all the duties behind. I havent watched the whole interview. I wonder if he'll appeal again.

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Sadly, I think another book is the only thing left for them to make any money. What point in time did he get up to in Spare ? There can't be much more to write about, apart from all his court cases.

But he got a B in A level art? (Unnecessary ?)

Ooh, dear, don't open that can of worms!

If there is one and he centres it on "my battle with RAVEC" I can't see it being a bestseller.

As far as dirt on the RF goes, anything too incendiary will be met with "and you didn't think to mention this before?"

He could write about the birth of Princess Lilibet, and compound what a shit birth partner he is. He could write about all his successes on the Royal Tours. Perhaps interspersed with vile, unfounded accusations against his family?.

I'm not opening a can of worms. Don't worry. I've never before followed a statement with a question mark and I just felt like it. Now I feel like a proper rebel. My Theresa May field of wheat moment.

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I suppose Spare 2 could focus on their new life and be spun as celebrating all the things they've accomplished, from royal tours to a life of fantastic happiness in California. There would be reports of angry conversations post-Oprah and Spare 1; William bullying him; the way the RF have hung them out to dry; the injustices piled upon them. There'd be more about Diana and how history is repeating itself in the way they're being shunned and the risk to them. There'll be a whole chapter on the catastrophic car chase and lots of insinuations about how they're deliberately being put at risk, leading to the court case. There would be prurient, speculative BS about both KC and PoW's cancer. There'd be plenty on Meghan's fantastic achievements as a businesswoman, female founder and spectacular wife and mother.
I think publishers would, this time, want to ensure they couldn't be sued if his truth isn't actually verifiable.

The "near catastrophic car chase". Of course 🙄

Can you imagine his version of events in book form? 😬

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I think any sequel to Spare is likely to be put under much greater scrutiny. The legacy media gloves are orf.

I have added to the list of book titles

A Spare’s Adventures in California
A Spare escapes from the castle
A Spare’s close shave in New York
A Spare wannabe royal tour of Colombia (this will be followed by other countries)
A Spare goes flying
A Spare learns to make jam
A Spare discovers his version of the truth
A Spare goes to court
A Spare fights the media
A Spare fights RAVEC
A Spare in the RF showdown
A Spare no more (as he has been demoted by nephews and nieces)
A Spare in turmoil after 5th place demotion
A Spare, it’s not fair
A Spare, the Revenge
A Spare, why does no one care?
A Spare runs a charity
A Spare gets help with his A Level coursework
A Spare, how to run a royal household
His Rich Highness, tales of a Spare’s cash

etc bit like a Enid Blyton / Mr Men cross but with lots of pictures and not too many words. Whimsical delusions.

From the public perspective
Spare Us from His Rich Highness

I'm hearing talk of the BBC having paid him for the interview. Surely can't be right?! I hope someone does an FOI request!

He's so grasping, he won't do anything for free, surely?

im going with the dragon slayer for a sequel book but I do think for their lifestyle a book would be a sticking plaster and doesn't solve Harry's main problem of making multi millions yearly.

Very good!! But you’ve forgotten the obvious one!!
A spare laid bare!

Also being less relevant year on year. What are they, really?

He’ll need to get a new ghost writer, he broke the last one.

Oh dear god, please, no more todger details ! 🤮

If they have and it’s made public that , they have spent money that the public are forced to pay them on filling Harry’s wallet!
then god help them!

Oi ! Don’t knick my line!! 🤣🤣

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