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As ever season two: fluffy eggs (with sparkling water) on faces!

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TallerSally · 08/03/2025 07:10

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Despite the ‘almighty’ British media, the rightwing US media and the internet brigade attempting to outdo each other with their crushing, supposedly annihilating reviews of Meghan’s As ever show, not only has it spent the past days in Netflix’s top 10 in more than 40 countries (including being Nr 5 in the Meg-lovin’ UK), Netflix have renewed the show for a 2nd season!

And of course, Netflix are also actively supporting the launch and commercialisation of Meghan’s As ever product range.

So, some folks have plenty of (hopefully fluffy - add sparkling water!) egg on their faces right now, and none of them are Meghan. She’s delivered the perfect put-down to her detractors with her “Lettuce romaine calm” pun, playfully announcing her Season 2 on her Instagram…. and adding a bum wiggle which to me said “we’ve obviously known for months that there’ll be a season 2, but y’all didn’t, so we’ve let you play with your silly headlines and review-bombing about this being ‘the end of the road’ and we ‘should kiss goodbye to Netflix’ BS, before making you all look like the obsessive fools you are by announcing season 2. Back-off and just chill, folks!”

Too funny! So far in this little PR war, it’s Meghan 2, detractors 0. Basically, the general public don’t GAF about the screeching online: if the show’s a good watch they’ll watch it, and they evidently are… kinda like… a certain biography, that other Sussex review-bombed ‘abject failure’ that still went on to become a Nr1 bestseller in the UK and US…

So, where did the gormless twopenny British journalists and their equally misguided US counterparts go wrong (again)? They were so eager to wield the knife into Meghan (a soooo much easier and risk-free target than Elon Musk, Donald Trump or even Andrew Tate, whom they’re evidently too chicken sh*t to go after with a tenth of the vitriol they enjoy hurling at Meghan), that they forgot to read the not so small print.

That small print includes the words “Netflix” and “Sony Pictures Television”, producers of As ever.

Now, who wields more power and influence over US viewers and consumers, Marina Hyde and her fellow sour-grapes, or Netflix and Sony Pictures combined (not to mention People magazine, Drew Barrymore, etc)?

Hmm… tough one.

So next time spineless journos want to pile-in on a mixed heritage woman for the heinous crime of launching a feel-good lifestyle business, maybe they could read the small print about who’s backing her and turn their Trump and Musk a*s-licking tongues in their mouths a few times before spouting off, lest they end up being the ones looking utterly ridiculous?

If you feel the British and right wing media have been spineless in their continued attacks on Meghan Sussex, discuss!

Meanwhile I need to find me one of ‘em ‘Lettuce romaine calm” baseball caps. Etsy sellers, get to work!

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Jacquettes · 09/03/2025 08:53

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 08:26

I know. Who uses a small child like this to have a pop at the parents?

I’ve not said a negative word about Charlotte. I actually don’t think I’ve ever said anything at all about Charlotte.

The posts of those who obviously don’t like Meghan have become more unpleasant than usual - is it because it’s too hard for posters to see Meghan succeed at anything? So the response is to unfairly attack the character of anyone who shows any partiality to Meghan. Or attack anyone that objects to what, imo, amounts to a witch hunt of Meghan?

Reetpetitenot · 09/03/2025 09:00

Well no, posts are pointing out your posts trying to show members of the rf are killing the planet with their excessive love of a balloon arch are spurious. Balloon arches are a pit passe - round here they're the domain of nail artists, hairdressers and the like.

AutumnCrowRoyale · 09/03/2025 09:14

IcedPurple · 08/03/2025 21:39

I hadn't forgotten.

He/she is one of the few who didn't change their names after disgracing themselves in the 'Where's Kate' days. It's all there, in black and white.

Not that a name change would do much good with such a bizarre posting style.

I know. I recognise a couple of the others as well under name changes, and just don't engage. I don't owe them an interaction online.

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 09:16

Jacquettes · 09/03/2025 08:53

I’ve not said a negative word about Charlotte. I actually don’t think I’ve ever said anything at all about Charlotte.

The posts of those who obviously don’t like Meghan have become more unpleasant than usual - is it because it’s too hard for posters to see Meghan succeed at anything? So the response is to unfairly attack the character of anyone who shows any partiality to Meghan. Or attack anyone that objects to what, imo, amounts to a witch hunt of Meghan?

No.
You linked a balloon arch to a picture of the toddler Charlotte.
In order to have a pop at the RF. Not good.

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 09:17

Reetpetitenot · 09/03/2025 09:00

Well no, posts are pointing out your posts trying to show members of the rf are killing the planet with their excessive love of a balloon arch are spurious. Balloon arches are a pit passe - round here they're the domain of nail artists, hairdressers and the like.

Plus, linking a toddler child . Awful.

jeffgoldblum · 09/03/2025 09:30

Positive and critical thread separation doesn't work!
It was tried , those who wanted a positive thread moaned about non fans posting on it , then proceeded to post on critical threads !
This prompted the same in reverse, with people snidely pointing out they could post where they wanted!

Mylovelygreendress · 09/03/2025 09:42

Jacquettes · 09/03/2025 08:53

I’ve not said a negative word about Charlotte. I actually don’t think I’ve ever said anything at all about Charlotte.

The posts of those who obviously don’t like Meghan have become more unpleasant than usual - is it because it’s too hard for posters to see Meghan succeed at anything? So the response is to unfairly attack the character of anyone who shows any partiality to Meghan. Or attack anyone that objects to what, imo, amounts to a witch hunt of Meghan?

Do you honestly see Meghan as succeeding ? For someone who was going to update the monarchy, help women to “ find their voice” , etc etc. she is selling cake mix and jam( spread).
I have nothing against anyone earning an honest pound/ dollar . God knows I did some crap jobs in my younger days!

Mylovelygreendress · 09/03/2025 09:44

@Jacquettes just a wee reminder

As ever season two: fluffy eggs (with sparkling water) on faces!
AutumnCrowRoyale · 09/03/2025 09:52

'When the stakes are this high ... shouldn't you buy your pancake mix from me?'

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 09:54

AutumnCrowRoyale · 09/03/2025 09:52

'When the stakes are this high ... shouldn't you buy your pancake mix from me?'

😂😂

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 09:55

"When I was in the RF, there was no ready pancake mix available. It was an act of malicious cruelty on their part".

Munnygirl · 09/03/2025 09:58

TallerSally · 08/03/2025 17:43

Reading the reviews, you’d think Meghan and her innocuous cooking/lifestyle show are the biggest threat facing Western civilisation and, heck, the global economy at this time.

Which begs the question, why are journos spending so much time filling online space with one article per hour bashing a mixed-heritage female entrepreneur selling drugs and nuclear weapons… no, scrap that, selling pancake mix and edible flowers - far away in California?

Because they can, right? Much safer for them than bashing the true threats to Western civilisation (and at the very least, to women’s hard-fought for rights, particularly pertinent today, IWD) and the global economy… who happen to be extremely powerful men whose millions and power the journos are petrified of…

Meg-bashing, the preserve of the feeble?

I honestly think you need to get out more and interact with real people

Ipresumecantrecall · 09/03/2025 10:02

Who’s going to tell her about ‘hate-watching’

Munnygirl · 09/03/2025 10:09

IcedPurple · 08/03/2025 21:39

I hadn't forgotten.

He/she is one of the few who didn't change their names after disgracing themselves in the 'Where's Kate' days. It's all there, in black and white.

Not that a name change would do much good with such a bizarre posting style.

It definitely reads as a PR piece from the Sussex camp

MaturingCheeseball · 09/03/2025 10:20

Why do Fans always fail to acknowledge the “Sussex Royal” interlude? If they yet again can’t recall, it’s posted above by @Mylovelygreendress

They did not flee from the UK with hordes of racist Britons snarling and snapping at their retreating heels. They just didn’t want to do yawnworthy trips to dull places to meet smelly peasants (eg opening a community centre in Corby). And Meghan even before the spectacle for the masses was arranging some lucrative deals.

Also, let us not forget that when Charles and Kate fell by the wayside, Harry offered to “help out” - by attending premieres.

As for Meghan’s As Ever being a success - we don’t know yet. It could be. Or….

Baital · 09/03/2025 10:46

Let's see if there is a genuine second series commissioned, rather than series one being split in half to give the impression of a second series.

So far the reviews and ratings aren't looking good, but of course NF will be collecting the data to make a business decision.

It's stating the obvious, but they need content that will bring new subscribers and keep existing ones. Not 'I'll watch it for a laugh because I already have a subscription.'

AtIusvue · 09/03/2025 10:57

This is hilarious OP.

The American media both left and right have issued scathing reviews. Included are those in the left or liberal

1 MSNBC. Far left.

https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rcna194818

‘The questions I’m left with at the end of each episode — after Meghan cooks, crafts, opines and flips her hair in the California sunshine — is why? Why these recipes? Why this show? Why now? Why her?It seems to be that the only answer is because she married a prince

So here we are, watching a famous woman figure out how to make candles, begrudgingly make a cake and, in a fourth-wall-breaking moment, hand the reality TV crew a cup of coffee or a blackberry she picked from her yard. (Wait? Is it her yard?)
The lesson here is that fame will get you a platform, no doubt. But a platform isn’t self-sustaining. To keep people coming back, you need something more. Meghan is not especially charismatic, not especially funny and not especially knowledgeable. She comes across as someone with more Instagram filters than common sense.’

2.San Fran Chronicle. Left/liberal

https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/with-love-meghan-netflix-20206505.php

‘The show is such a transparent knockoff — er, pastiche — of other, more successful lifestyle shows by Martha Stewart and Ina Garten that it made Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex (as she’s billed in the show’s credits) look even more aloof and uncomfortable in comparison. Between the awkward dialogue, terrible music and Markle’s lack of charisma on camera, you wonder if there was anyone involved with the production who had the power to say to her, “This really isn’t your best work, Duchess.”
“I have seen hostage videos with more entertainment value,” I announced to my husband, after Markle poured store-bought pretzels into a canister and tied a bow around it.’

3.The Vox. Left

https://archive.ph/EHo2F

‘Part of the problem is that as a celebrity, Meghan has two clear antecedents: Princess Diana and Martha Stewart. Within the showcase of With Love, Meghan, she fails to invoke the spirit of either one with any particular skill.

Meghan is not Princess Diana or Martha Stewart. She’s not even Meghan Markle anymore. Yet after all those years of relentless tabloid criticism, all those media deals that never amounted to anything all that exciting, the fumbled business launches, she appears to be blocked when it comes to showing us exactly who Meghan Sussex is and why we should care about her.’

4.Rolling Stone. Liberal

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/with-love-meghan-markle-review-1235290919/

‘Yup, the Duchess of Sussex is that girl: a Type A, detail-focused person who has probably gone through life being an overachiever, like Gilmore Girls protagonist Rory Gilmore, or self-described “precocious kid” Taylor Swift. (Forget Meghan Markle, she’s more Marnie Michaels.) At one point, as she carefully hand-writes a brunch menu in neat lettering embellished with tasteful loops, she recalls getting an A-minus in penmanship class. “I’ll take the minus for a little bit of character,” she says, though it feels like she still remembers the name of that teacher and where they live’

5.Vogue. Liberal

https://www.vogue.com/article/up-close-but-not-quite-personal-with-meghan-markle-with-love-meghan

’And on the whole, reviews of With Love, Meghan have been fair, if not strictly favorable. Some shrug at her basic, elder-millennial Pinterest hacks (rebagging the cult-fave TJ’s pretzels with calligraphed tags). Many seize on the unrelatability (would that I could peel my son from his PS5 to salt-bake trout!) and Meghan’s breezy farm-to-table privilege. Beekeeping, harvesting your own honey, and using said honey to make beeswax candles, for example, is an exercise “achievable only for someone who has a certain amount of money, time, or both,” Nadira Goffe wrote for Slate.’

6.Washington Post. Liberal

https://archive.ph/tXtk6

’The structure of “With Love, Meghan” makes her more often the voice of authority, though it’s often unclear what authority she has. For instance, she admits she only tried making focaccia a few weeks prior, so it feels odd to have her give a lesson. When she makes candles and doughnuts, she says it’s her first rodeo altogether. One of her coolest skills — her calligraphy — is on display in the show’s branding and with her endless label making and menu writing, but the audience never gets a lesson. Her main takeaway is that we ought to add more whimsy to our lives and especially our plates, but I think she’s really overstating how much edible flowers impact my mood (and I’m pretty into whimsy!).’

Variety. Liberal

https://variety.com/2025/tv/reviews/with-love-meghan-markle-netflix-duchess-of-sussex-1236327469/

‘That’s because “With Love, Meghan” exists as a sort of celebration of all things Duchess of Sussex — and, as with past of her media outings, no amount of praise seems enough

“With Love, Meghan” makes that answer seem further away, as its star seems unwilling to step outside the role of perpetual A student. In one episode, she bakes donuts for the chef Roy Choi, telling the camera “I need to impress this man! Not just with my donuts — with my tidiness, with my kitchen savvy, my cleanliness.” It’s unsurprising that, on presenting Choi with the treat, she says in a rushed, breathless tone, “Do you believe my little donuts? I made them for you,” but it is a little surprising that this moment was left in the cut. ‘

And the AMERICAN reviews go on and on. These are just SOME of the reviews from left/liberal media outlets. I haven’t even included those Cen/Right articles from the NYpost etc.

So there is NO PR win. It’s been mocked relentlessly by the left/liberal media outlets.

She didn’t get a second season. The 16 episodes were split into two sets of 8. These are informercials anyway….so let’s not only stop pretending it was commissioned for a second season but also let’s stop pretending this is an actual cooking show. It’s tele-shopping.

New Netflix show 'With Love, Meghan' comes out royally half-baked

The Duchess of Sussex's new Netflix lifestyle series is gauzy, heavily curated and ultimately uncompelling.

https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rcna194818

skullbabe · 09/03/2025 10:58

Love that latest pictures with her and her mum

As ever season two: fluffy eggs (with sparkling water) on faces!
As ever season two: fluffy eggs (with sparkling water) on faces!
skullbabe · 09/03/2025 10:58

Shock horror—her own Instagram shares posts and pictures about her! The audacity. Truly, a menace to society.

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 11:05

skullbabe · 09/03/2025 10:58

Shock horror—her own Instagram shares posts and pictures about her! The audacity. Truly, a menace to society.

Why would you use such hyperbole?
It was International Women's Day. Why does she make it about her?
Why not about women who have achieved in life, done something significant, done something for the progression of women?
That's how most people have acknowledged this day.

RominaDina · 09/03/2025 11:06

skullbabe · 09/03/2025 10:58

Love that latest pictures with her and her mum

Does she think it's Mother's Day?

IAmATorturedPoet · 09/03/2025 11:11

A note for the OP - you really can’t polish a 💩

glitterturd · 09/03/2025 11:16

I beg to differ - you can roll it in glitter 😂

FromTheOfficeOfJammyTodger · 09/03/2025 11:16

@AtIusvue sterling work there, 👏. The idea that it is only the nasty British press (what, the BBC? The Guardian?) and the RIGHT WING TRUMP LOVIN' US media that think this show is a pants is both risible and demonstrably a lie.

skullbabe · 09/03/2025 11:17

A woman posting about her own mother and daughter on International Women’s Day - how dare she acknowledge and celebrate the women in her life? We all know the only acceptable time to acknowledge one’s mother is Mother’s Day.

Clearly, the only acceptable way to celebrate IWD is by personally curating a list of historically significant figures, or perhaps submitting a dissertation on feminism. Anything less is obviously self indulgent and a crime against womanhood. We really need to remove all the titles - this cannot stand.