Where is Harry?

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Just that.

So, banging on about themselves in various media proves somehow they're not whining? And apparently they even made sure that those who don't read couldn't escape the whining.
And "history"? "Politics"?
Sure. They've had a great influence on politics by telephoning people while sitting on the kitchen floor and schoolchildren will be learning all about the historical significance of King Harry and Queen Meghan...
Ah. No they won't, will they?
They won't even learn about Princess Meghan because that title doesn't exist. She relies on her husband for her title of Princess Henry.

I'm trying to decide which description of Harry I enjoyed the most..

I did like 'Cinderfella' and 'Sporty Warrior'.

But 'Global King of Hearts' is quite special.

I’m not invested in the regular bitch fest on here and the twilight zone opinions or the oh so fantastical made-up gossip about Harry and Meghan. The opinions on here are drawn straight out of the hate media that continues to stalk them and YouTuber sites as I previously pointed out. It is not analysis of factual stuff but a deep dive into nonsense and pop psychology about people you don’t know. Claiming her to be narcissistic and the other stuff you lot say is just…weird, cruel and untrue.

Keep on with the speculative conspiratorial mindset, it makes some people found in the comment section of the Daily Mail look positively rational by comparison.

As investigators have found out Meghan is one of the most cyberbullied and trolled women today. Of course you can’t accept it- that’s not part of the anti Sussex playbook is it. Never mind, you’re a minority with yappy barking episodes. Don’t tire yourselves out, I’m sure you’ll need that negativity for the next objectified, dehumanised royal that you take against.

@BigBirdies great name change! I did love Sesame Street. As per all your posts over many threads, you are just too funny!

I do find 'bitch' and 'bitchy' to be such vulgar terms, though.

I love ‘Global King of Hearts’ what next Harry, Master of the Universe?

'Cinderfella'

No?

Really?

All this slavering adoration for a man who'd be lucky to get a minimum wage job if he weren't born into the family they so despise.

I always find it so amusing that posters who clearly are not British are so obsessed with our constitution and Head of State.

Global King of Hearts. You've got to be a seriously big fan of The British Royal Family to think that of any of them.

I'm not British, but I like your royal family, yet I'd never describe any of them in such glowing, flowery terms. A lot of my friends and family like most of them, but I've never heard the level of sycophancy that some posters use for their favourite Prince of the Realm. I wonder what it is that has Harry's fans curtseying so low, and doffing their caps so often. To not bear to have him criticised in any way by anyone, even strangers on an anonymous forum, this most Princely Prince of all the Royals.

To coin a favourite phrase from the squad “why do you care?” or how about “why does Prince William live rent free in your head?”

Genuinely I think this is the first time I've heard those terms used since secondary school, over two decades ago.

I agree and also who think they know how it all works, yet actually get it so wrong.

I’m not invested in the regular bitch fest on here

Au contraire, it seems as if you are deeply invested.

How many name changes is it now? Are we not meant to notice?

I do like "Global King of Hearts".

But I'm also thinking of lyrics from, the appropriately named band, Queen:

"Here I am, I'm the Master of your Destiny
I am the One, the Only One, I am the God of Kingdom Come...
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize...

Any award really, "Best colouring in without going over the edges" maybe - did I mention my totally authentic and well-deserved Art A level? I'm quite good at a bit of dot-to-dot too.

Just Gimme the Prize!

I was just about to make that same point, so thank you for saving me the trouble!

The irony being that Harry would probably be much more disconcerted by @BigBirdies and her best Cathy Bates in 'Misery' "I'm your Number 1 Fan" performance than he would be by our bemused disapproval of his choices, and mildly disparaging comments.

I'm picturing her previous posts as fan mail sent to Montecito (addressed to The Global King of Hearts) and him becoming more paranoid than ever and tripling his security.

The irony being that Harry would probably be much more disconcerted by and her best Cathy Bates in 'Misery' "I'm your Number 1 Fan" performance than he would be by our bemused disapproval of his choices, and mildly disparaging comments.

Agree, it’s all a bit Baby Reindeer isn’t it?

You have to hand it to William - he really knows how to play the long game.

He set up that pap walk of him surfing at St Andrews in 2004 just to put one over on his wee brother 20yrs later. He should really have just gone to a big swimming pool to "surf" on man made waves rather than faking it in the actual surf though. And he didn't use a jet ski to drag him along first, he paddled out beyond the surf line like a total loser.

Comments from actual surfers in The Telegraph aren't holding back.

....yet is happy to make money from.
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The level of ignorance is quite extraordinary.

Global King of Hearts ❤️
The Duke of Dollar Deals more like.

Aren't you forgetting he is also the unofficial face of Elizabeth Arden.

Did you say face?
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Imagine, writing about his todger like that. Him and his brother's. How low can you go.
For money.
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How to best describe the indescribable 🙈