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ARO thread 3

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Thedom · 19/04/2024 08:41

Couldn't resist opening it with this from the last thread 😁

ARO thread 3
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StiffyByngsDogBartholomew · 22/04/2024 15:28

FENONY 🤣

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 22/04/2024 15:30

MummyJ12 · 22/04/2024 15:21

The Sussex Squad have got themselves very worked up about it all……this post would be funny if it wasn’t targeting and bullying a charity.

Oh wow, why target the charity? Bloody hell there are some strange people about. Honestly I would LOVE it if Meghan & Harry could just laugh about it and match their donation with a simple “well played” or make a post asking to make a donation to buy the UK domain name. Why are they so serious and joyless! It’s like the ‘Mariah called ME a diva’ thing all over again. They as a brand/squad are just so humourless!

PTSDBarbiegirl · 22/04/2024 15:39

Abouttimeforanamechange · 19/04/2024 13:33

The Business Insider article says 'a series "curated" by Meghan that, according to its vague logline, "celebrates the joys of cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship."

What does 'curated' mean? Most people likely to watch, would be watching to see Meghan presenting the show. What's the draw, if she's not going to be onscreen?

And gardening? Never mind the jam wars, Pa-in-law has been gardening since you were in nappies, Meghan....

It means they said NO to M's bartering for a production credit.

smilesy · 22/04/2024 15:51

StiffyByngsDogBartholomew · 22/04/2024 15:28

FENONY 🤣

And in caps too 😂. Maybe it is a “fenony” whatever that is. It certainly isn’t a cyber crime or a felony 😂. They have no sense of humour and no idea of the law either

MummyJ12 · 22/04/2024 16:06

The lack of sense of humour is what strikes me too. (As well as the unfortunate spelling mistakes! Fenony in capitals made me properly belly laugh). 😂🤣
Some are even blaming the Princess of Wales, as if she set it all up!
I think the Sussex Squad are beyond help. The charity is getting a really hard time though and it’s not on.

EmpressOfTheThread · 22/04/2024 16:14

Oh, they've no sense of humour. Or self awareness. A quick look at the risible website would confirm this.

AliceOlive · 22/04/2024 16:20

They won’t laugh. Just like we couldn’t laugh all together about Meghan reading a book to children about cheese keeping away vipers. Now that was funny! (And made me wonder if whomever chose the books isn’t a secret mumsnetter.)

Thedom · 22/04/2024 16:22

FENONY. London METRO police,

OMG,😂😂😂

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Vespanest · 22/04/2024 16:23

The good thing is the screams of “cybersquatting” (apparently that’s the felony) is the reason it’s still ticking over. I could understand if it was selling jam but sending the money to Trussell Trust but the one thing it does is makes itself pretty clear exactly what the site is for. I do laugh at the American users posting that they’ll never give to a charity again that they’ve never heard of. No homeless in the US?

Andylion · 22/04/2024 16:55

Fenony often goes hand in hand with covfefe.

AliceOlive · 22/04/2024 17:05

I just read this quote about Harry. Edible?

”The World can't thank you enough for the moral lessons you are giving out in turbulent times like this when truth and love are no longer edible. “

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 22/04/2024 17:47

JSMill · 22/04/2024 15:17

The comments on the Just Giving page are great but the prize goes to
'What a jammy move'! 🤣

Best comment I've seen is '#jamscam.'

EmpressOfTheThread · 22/04/2024 17:51

AliceOlive · 22/04/2024 17:05

I just read this quote about Harry. Edible?

”The World can't thank you enough for the moral lessons you are giving out in turbulent times like this when truth and love are no longer edible. “

Moral lessons 😂

LadyWhineglass · 22/04/2024 17:58

yeeeee ha y’all and howdy ma’am.

YaMuvva · 22/04/2024 18:04

CathyorClaire · 21/04/2024 21:21

Orange marmalade is devil dribble. Lime marmalade and any variation thereof is heaven's dew.

Nothing more to say 😎

I agree. These Paddington Bear cosplayers can feck off 🤣

I went to a very fancy awards do recently where, I shit you not the dessert (after some very posh starters and mains involving squab and caviar) was marmalade sandwiches.

Well it was “Toasted sugared brioche with a warm clementine marmalade compote” or something equally as twatty

Fucking marmalade sandwiches. At a black tie event!!

shenandoahvalley · 22/04/2024 18:18

I have to say, as a Brit living in America for almost 20 years now, Highgrove won't even be on Meghan's radar, let alone be her competition. I keep banging on about it, but she really is not interested in the UK. Nothing she has said or done since she married Harry would indicate that she is, and all her words and actions since she married him show that she cares only for a tiny subset of Californian society. (She put her toe in the water re Washington and got laughed out of town.) It's Harry who goes back; Harry who has maintained links with UK charities; Harry who is suing the press there; all the links to the UK are his. She doesn't look back. If her kids could have Monegasque titles, or Spanish titles, she would be acting exactly the same way. She's not intelligent enough, cultured enough, wise enough, experienced enough to be able to cope with more than the little subset of Californian society that she lived in/around for her first 35 years. She hasn't got what it takes, she knows it, and it's part of the reason she can so easily turn her back on the UK. She's out of her depth.

I think it's difficult to make the cultural move, mentally. There's an ENORMOUS cultural difference between the UK and pretty much anywhere in the US. There's an enormous cultural gap between different points of the American compass let alone anywhere abroad! I know it took me many years before I accepted I'd left home and had become American (by my experience, Harry has many years still to go before he can let go, and I'm not even a Prince of the realm). I enjoy MN because it keeps me in touch with normal people in the UK. All of you would have been the people I would have seen at the school gates, worked with, lived next door to, everything. But from over here, you're very far away, your culture is very different and I can go days and days and days without sparing a thought for the UK. And I was brought up there! You don't even register for Meghan. She's not interested, she doesn't care. Or rather, she only cares to the extent it might impact her, well or badly, in California.

For Meghan, her short stint in the UK was probably like a really unhappy gap year that got prolonged because she got married to a Brit. She's in no way British; she isn't even mid-western or an east-coaster. She's California, through and through. Her market is people like her, in California. And now that she's bagged Harry, she thinks her circle is EVEN smaller, even more elite, even more exclusive. She 100% sees herself in the Gwyneth realm (although the rest of that world pegs her about as high as Blake Lively on a good day, but with a poorer reputation and a not-as-helpful husband in tow). She will find all this stuff about the Trussell Trust annoying, irritating, a fly in the ointment. She will feel dragged down and victimised that whatever she tries to do, some Brit somewhere will mock her and that mockery will make its way onto the internet and infect her in Montecito.

Geebray · 22/04/2024 18:29

I'm sure you're right @shenandoahvalley . And that is why we Brits find it so hard to understand why/how they threw it all away. She never wanted it!

But, unfortunately for her, she isn't making it like she wanted to on her re-entry to the US. The only vaguely starry person who's posted about her jam is Mindy Kaling. Not exactly A+ list like Meghan wants to be. No more Oprahs or Amals.

Oh and Tracy Robbins, wife of Paramount CEO who Meghan seems to be sucking up to.

BigWillyLittleTodger · 22/04/2024 18:43

It’s not just the UK, she is not interested in anything once it’s of no use or she thinks she has achieved her aim, then it’s discarded. However she does need the UK and the connections to the royal family whether she likes to admit it or not, they are her currency, she desperately needs them to make money and to keep her status hence announcing ‘Progressive new role’ which was immediately slapped down and taking titles for her children, she does think of the UK but only in what it can provide for her and not the other way around.

smilesy · 22/04/2024 18:46

MummyJ12 · 22/04/2024 16:06

The lack of sense of humour is what strikes me too. (As well as the unfortunate spelling mistakes! Fenony in capitals made me properly belly laugh). 😂🤣
Some are even blaming the Princess of Wales, as if she set it all up!
I think the Sussex Squad are beyond help. The charity is getting a really hard time though and it’s not on.

I doubt anyone from the Trussell Trust, or the person who set up the just giving page are overly concerned by the inane rantings of some of the Squad members, none of whom
seem to realise that the domain name was perfectly legally obtained because of a rookie error on behalf of the Sussexes in failing to secure the domain names
for their enterprise 😆. They can have as big a hissy fit as they like, but no laws have been broken and no crimes have been committed. They have just been outsmarted and they don’t like it one bit

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 22/04/2024 18:48

They have just been outsmarted and they don’t like it one bit

And very, VERY publicly, at that. Game, set and match.

YaMuvva · 22/04/2024 18:54

EmpressOfTheThread · 22/04/2024 07:40

There's a picture of her friend lying on the grass, cradling the basket of jam and lemons.
Or maybe she just fell on the ground, weeping with gratitude.

All I could think was “I hope she doesn’t suffer with hay fever”

CliffsofMohair · 22/04/2024 18:55

StormzyinaTCup · 22/04/2024 14:20

😊

£16 for DELIVERY to NI. More than twice the cost of the jam. Sorry, preserve.
It’s Belfast not Burkina Faso

YaMuvva · 22/04/2024 19:27

shenandoahvalley · 22/04/2024 18:18

I have to say, as a Brit living in America for almost 20 years now, Highgrove won't even be on Meghan's radar, let alone be her competition. I keep banging on about it, but she really is not interested in the UK. Nothing she has said or done since she married Harry would indicate that she is, and all her words and actions since she married him show that she cares only for a tiny subset of Californian society. (She put her toe in the water re Washington and got laughed out of town.) It's Harry who goes back; Harry who has maintained links with UK charities; Harry who is suing the press there; all the links to the UK are his. She doesn't look back. If her kids could have Monegasque titles, or Spanish titles, she would be acting exactly the same way. She's not intelligent enough, cultured enough, wise enough, experienced enough to be able to cope with more than the little subset of Californian society that she lived in/around for her first 35 years. She hasn't got what it takes, she knows it, and it's part of the reason she can so easily turn her back on the UK. She's out of her depth.

I think it's difficult to make the cultural move, mentally. There's an ENORMOUS cultural difference between the UK and pretty much anywhere in the US. There's an enormous cultural gap between different points of the American compass let alone anywhere abroad! I know it took me many years before I accepted I'd left home and had become American (by my experience, Harry has many years still to go before he can let go, and I'm not even a Prince of the realm). I enjoy MN because it keeps me in touch with normal people in the UK. All of you would have been the people I would have seen at the school gates, worked with, lived next door to, everything. But from over here, you're very far away, your culture is very different and I can go days and days and days without sparing a thought for the UK. And I was brought up there! You don't even register for Meghan. She's not interested, she doesn't care. Or rather, she only cares to the extent it might impact her, well or badly, in California.

For Meghan, her short stint in the UK was probably like a really unhappy gap year that got prolonged because she got married to a Brit. She's in no way British; she isn't even mid-western or an east-coaster. She's California, through and through. Her market is people like her, in California. And now that she's bagged Harry, she thinks her circle is EVEN smaller, even more elite, even more exclusive. She 100% sees herself in the Gwyneth realm (although the rest of that world pegs her about as high as Blake Lively on a good day, but with a poorer reputation and a not-as-helpful husband in tow). She will find all this stuff about the Trussell Trust annoying, irritating, a fly in the ointment. She will feel dragged down and victimised that whatever she tries to do, some Brit somewhere will mock her and that mockery will make its way onto the internet and infect her in Montecito.

Great post!! And I agree she sees the UK as some dreary place where they just don’t understand her Californian aspirations, like a poor relation

YaMuvva · 22/04/2024 19:28

Geebray · 22/04/2024 18:29

I'm sure you're right @shenandoahvalley . And that is why we Brits find it so hard to understand why/how they threw it all away. She never wanted it!

But, unfortunately for her, she isn't making it like she wanted to on her re-entry to the US. The only vaguely starry person who's posted about her jam is Mindy Kaling. Not exactly A+ list like Meghan wants to be. No more Oprahs or Amals.

Oh and Tracy Robbins, wife of Paramount CEO who Meghan seems to be sucking up to.

I suspect in her Montecito bubble though she’s happy with that

EmpressOfTheThread · 22/04/2024 19:30

Paradoxically, it was the UK and it's taxpayers who gave her that entry into higher level Californian society that she could only previously have dreamed of!

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