So I’ve fallen down a bit of a #SussexSquad rabbit hole, and here is my report for MN
Sussex Squad call themselves ‘squaddies’ and non-squaddies ‘derangers’. They basically appear to worship at the altar of Meghan and Harry (I say ‘appear to’ and will explain why later) and believe they can do no wrong and everything that happens to H&M is:
A. Unspeakably traumatic, and
B. Kate and William’s fault (and sometimes Charles)
Mission
Their premise seems to be two-fold:
- Spread rumours, hate and misinformation about the closest members of the Royal Family. This includes that ‘Kate is missing’, and if she isn’t missing she is lying about cancer to annoy Meghan
- Spread rumours and misinformation about the popularity and success of the Sussexes. There is clearly an agreed space where they decide which rumours to bombard X with (which probably means X’s algorithm pumps this info out well because it’s repeated so much).
Today’s bullshit-of-the-day is “Meghan is so successful that Suits is by far the most watched TV show on the UK’s BBC channel, it has more viewing figures than any other show on TV over there.”
because the average ‘squaddie’ has the brain of a gnat and NO willingness to do even basic research, they forget to research that the BBC show does not and never has streamed Suits. The BBC shows - well, BBC content. It will be something else tomorrow that’s BS-of-the-day.
They also use Diana a lot and call her the “Only Princess of Wales ”. They talk about her like they knew her and go on about what she’d think of Kate if she was alive.
When challenged on any of the above they reply calling people racists or just with GIFs. There is never ever any response to debate even when you show them how they’re wrong.
The typical Squaddie
Now I have no idea how to spot a bot, but it seems that the common dominator for Squaddies is either:
- An X account with no profile pic and the handle of a first name followed by numbers. Eg Jane8202766620
- An X account with a profile picture of the Sussexes, or Diana with a name like “Sussex for King and Queen” or “Meghan We heart you”
They are all stupid. Every single one. And angry. And have low reading comprehension. I actually think that the way to spot boys is to pick out the most intelligent Squaddies posts.
Tactics
In a nutshell: Harass, bully and accuse of racism anyone who dares disagree. On a more worrying level they target individuals or organisations - they have bombarded the Trussell Trust account with accusations of fraud because of the ARO UK thing and even when the charity have replied to say it’s not fraud, they won’t let it lie. Apparently they know better than a UK charity about UK Charity law
There are also pro- Kate and William accounts that do the opposite. They make nasty remarks about Meghan’s appearance and accuse her of using a surrogacy for pregnancies with very bogus ‘proof’. The accounts and posting styles are basically identical to the Sussex Squad and I’d bet my house on them being Sussex Squad fake account so ‘squaddies’ can say “See! Look how mean Kate fans are!!!”
What drives them
Hate
They don’t give two hoots about Meghan or Harry. When they were losing their minds over the Trussell Trust thing and calling the police because it was fraud (yes really) someone presented them with an Instagram account that DOES copy her products, brand name and when you go to that website it links through to some scammy download page.
Guess how many Squaddies have raged about this ACTUAL brand theft?
Not one.
Because they can’t twist it to blame Kate.
Conclusion
My conclusion is honestly that they have taken a long embedded inferiority complex USians have about Brits and taken it to a new level. They are also widely, furiously jealous of the Royal Family especially William and Kate and when you actually unpack their words, they aren’t about protecting H&M at all - they’re about destroying the supposed enemy.