What exactly is "the Sussex Squad"?

[Prydddan]

I don't know whether this is too controversial a topic for such a thread to be allowed to stand. But I post in good faith on a topic I believe has a lot of social and political relevance.

Does the "Sussex Squad" actually exist? If so, how do you join? If not, do people ever identify as belonging to it?

If it exists, was it hijacked by SarahData and Bouzy or was it their creation? And, if so, to what extent?

Thanks in advance.

Same. They look happy, would love to see a picture that shows her looking at him furiously

I find it quite creepy that people are so desperate for W&K (and also H&M) to be in unhappy marriages and and positively gleeful at the thought of them splitting. I think both William and Harry are immensely happy in their marriages and always will be

Isn't the Duke of Gloucester rather elderly? Why him as regent and not Anne or Edward? Is it because his first name is Richard and they are hoping that he will channel Richard III and Harry will channel Henry VII? Sweeping in from Montecito to establish a new dynasty?

I agree, the speculation on both marriages is appalling.

As if he could be arsed.

I was about to write "He's not that old - born 1944 - are you thinking of the Duke of Kent?"

Then I realised that means he's going to be 80 this year

And the Duke of Kent will be 89.

At least they've noticed that there is a living Prince Richard (people tend to get more boggled when you mention there are currently two living Prince Edwards)

So, if William has murdered Catherine and is going to prison so the Duke of Gloucester will be regent, why hasn’t this already happened? Why was a “fake” video of Catherine released? What are they waiting for to arrest William? Where is the logic anywhere in all of these claims? 😂😂

Yes, I'm going to say that looking for any kind of logic with these people is a lost cause!
They clearly have no idea what they're talking about, but that doesn't stop them!

This had me thinking, but if Princess Alexandra is a princess, then brother Eddie must be Prince Edward, Duke of Kent, and Prince Edward is also Duke of Wessex and Edinburgh. Please tell me, @EdithWeston , if I have that wrong. Is the younger Edward still Duke of Wessex, even though Edinburgh has now been added?

I wonder if William will be in the same cell in the Tower of London allegedly occupied by Meghan when she upset the late queen?

The ignorance of these people really is titanic. In some ways you have to admire how some people manage to live with that degree of stupidity in their lives and not actually realise it.

Please tell me, @EdithWeston , if I have that wrong. Is the younger Edward still Duke of Wessex, even though Edinburgh has now been added?

Younger Eddie is Duke of Edinburgh and his son is now Earl of Wessex.

William didn't kill Catherine. In a Face/Off scenario (inspired by John Travolta, when Harry met him at the Legends of Aviation Awards), Catherine and Meghan are currently undergoing face transplant surgery and will swap identities. Catherine can be with her true love and real father of her children, Harry. Meghan can fulfill her true destiny as Queen of England (sic) and restorer of the royal hairline. It's all true and I have receipts (from Lidl).

No no no. Catherine and Meghan will swap identities but Harry and the “fake Meghan” will divorce. So that the haterz are appeased. Harry will then sacrifice his hairline and have the same transplant surgery with his brother. No one will notice because William will have been in prison. The “new and improved” Catherine and William will now reign as King and Queen. I have better receipts than yours. From M&S

edited typo. King not Kong ( although 🤔…)

Kimmeridge · Today 00:15
When W appears with K rarely these days, they are as cold as ice, and the anger K has to him is evil, though I'm not surprised. Look back at last year photos

Don't know where to start with this rubbish!

Apart from the fact that I have never seen film or still photos which might support this assertion, have you not grasped that W and C are doing their professional duty when you and I see them - and just like doctors, dentists, barristers etc etc, they will be behaving in a very prescribed way and adopting a public persona. They'll also be super-conscious and guarded that their every facial expression will be papped.

I really do think some H & M fans are desperate to twist the facts and realities to suit a very bizarre narrative, which is becoming more and more difficult to maintain and this is going to cause near-trauma for some of them What do you call it...cognitive dissonance?

Ah, so the ARO video was a teaser for what is to come. That'll be "fake Meghan" making jam* in the kitchen and haunting an empty house, the true and proper lonely destiny for the dowdy, not TV ready Stepford wife who dared to have pretensions for the throne of London.

*or is it marmalade?

Definitely marmalade. She’ll be in cahoots with Paddington 😉

ETA because obviously he recognises true Royal blood

In theory he is Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Wessex and Viscount Severn

But in practice he has followed the normal convention of bestowing his second most senior title as a courtesy on his eldest son, So James was Viscount Severn (when that was the next-most-senior title that Edward held) and is now the Earl Of Wessex

So Catherine becomes Paddington's marmalade making serf. All the pieces are falling into place. I'm assuming all profits from this high end marmalade will be going to the Royal Foundation Inc (newly incorporated in the State of Delaware, directors unknown).

Paddington is working for H&M in exchange for as many photoshopped pictures and deep fake feel good films as their associates can produce of him. They cover up his permanent, teeth bearing growl, mean eyes and the human blood stains all over his duffel coat. When Harry said he was making sure his granny had all the right people around her, he actually meant this bear.

I have found a John Lewis receipt from 2016 at the bottom of my handbag. Such evidence is unimpeachable.

Sources say that the late Queen was actually murdered by Paddington ( hence the blood stains) in order to put this plan in motion ( I have a H&M receipt in Swedish , so straight from the horses mouth).

I much prefer the "guarded" approach to the incessant public handholding that the Sussexes exhibit.

Princess Charlotte will be forced to marry Prince Archie since her father will be in prison. George and Louis will have been disposed of by Paddington prior to his move to Montecito although he will blame it on Richard of Gloucester.

However, Princess Catherine will send Charlotte some special, botu!ism-laced jam which Charlotte will serve to fake William, fake Catherine, Archie and Lilibet during tea at Balmoral. Charlotte didn't know the jam was dangerous - she just stepped out to use the bathroom and the others started eating before her return. Then Charlotte, supported by the Balmoral stags aka Game of Thrones dragons, will return to London and become queen.

Backed by my Trader Joe's receipt.

Now you are just being silly. Game of Theones is a TV series available to stream on Netflix….. wait a minute…. 😱

@BemusedAmerican
I can't compete with US super-sized My Truth. My Truth is piddlingly British, has bad teeth and permanently soggy from all the rain. And my biggest receipts come from B&Q. All I can surmise is that Paddington works for the CIA and is seeking to overthrow the British establishment through his love of royal flesh eating and marmalade fueled revolutionary street dance. Thank goodness the fragrant and clever Catherine and Charlotte will be there to save the day, supported by dragons that Harry will not be able to slay on his own(I'm assuming Michael Sherborne will have been paid off with the KC/QC he is so clearly craving). Plus the help of GB News, whose exposure of Paddington as the illegal immigrant that he is will result in the peasants taking up arms and forcing his deportation to a zoo in Vladivostok.

Edited as I forgot to tag.

Paddington was obviously deported from the US after the Heritage Foundation took him to court over his visa.

When she goes to Wimbledon we do see less of the professional duty and a more relaxed person and doesn't seem to find if her expressions are photographed.

I do think they don't always have to be guarded and uber professional, they need to be relatable and a slightly relaxed manner is more welcoming.