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FloreatEtona · 18/03/2024 22:58

Maybe they do but it's not in Datchet.

WhatsTheUseOfWorrying · 18/03/2024 23:05

Nanny0gg · 18/03/2024 22:47

What's the colon thing about?

FoTL believe that everyone is a real person and a legal ‘straw man’ at the same time. The straw man is a legal fiction created by a name on a birth certificate. So FoTL say that if you go by Mary:Smith (sometimes ‘Mary of the family Smith’) rather than Mary Smith, you can escape the legal fictional person.

And, excitingly, you’re then not subject to any contract made with you by the state through legislation (all legislation is contract, apparently). So you don’t have to get any sort of licence to drive, watch TV, pay fines of any sort, taxes etc.

There’s a lot more insanity than that. They’re a hilarious bunch.

BemusedAmerican · 18/03/2024 23:35

Quality protection are unobtrusive. They don't, for example, carry their Glocks in bags labeled "Glock".

Rumor has it that Kate was overheard telling William to buy some decent jam so that they don't have to eat the jam from Harry' s gift basket 😁

StormzyinaTCup · 18/03/2024 23:49

BemusedAmerican · 18/03/2024 23:35

Quality protection are unobtrusive. They don't, for example, carry their Glocks in bags labeled "Glock".

Rumor has it that Kate was overheard telling William to buy some decent jam so that they don't have to eat the jam from Harry' s gift basket 😁

😁😁

HollyKnight · 18/03/2024 23:50

Maybe she had jaw surgery to fix her underbite. The lower half of her face definitely looks different and it's not just because of weight loss.

Divebar2021 · 19/03/2024 00:02

Yeah quality protection is unobtrusive but it is present. I see no men in chinos which is interesting. And sadly quality protection do indeed carry their glocks in boxes marked Glock if local legislation requires it.

BemusedAmerican · 19/03/2024 00:13

Perhaps they are being protected by women.

BemusedAmerican · 19/03/2024 00:18

Less likely to stick put in a market. Besides, if people did recognize them, they would be more likely to drop to their knees in a prayer of Thanksgiving for her continued existence rather than try to attack her.

Kinneddar · 19/03/2024 00:21

BemusedAmerican · 19/03/2024 00:13

Perhaps they are being protected by women.

Kates main bodyguard IS a woman. I think she's been with her since they got married

GoldThumb · 19/03/2024 00:23

StedeBonnet · 18/03/2024 22:13

@GoldThumb get yourself to the other thread , it's even more out there!

I’ve just been looking at it!
Its amazing! 😂

eise · 19/03/2024 00:37

She looks really well as you would expect someone to look after recovering from surgery.
I wonder why they just didn't submit a normal photo for easter instead of one made out of several images.

Vespanest · 19/03/2024 00:39

Social media is making me laugh, for weeks it’s been “I had abdominal surgery and ran a marathon 36 hours later” to “she’s carrying a bag, how can she have had surgery and be carrying a bag” At least pick a lane

ElliottFromScrubs · 19/03/2024 00:45

I don’t doubt that it’s her but I cannot understand why it is suddenly so difficult to take a clear picture.

InWalksBarberalla · 19/03/2024 00:58

ElliottFromScrubs · 19/03/2024 00:45

I don’t doubt that it’s her but I cannot understand why it is suddenly so difficult to take a clear picture.

It's like trying to take a photo of a ufo. Everyone has great phone cameras until it comes to ufos.

BioHive · 19/03/2024 01:50

as in espionage circles unless its full facial recognition then im on the fence

BioHive · 19/03/2024 01:51

ChampagneGold · 18/03/2024 22:31

It does look like tinsel tbf.

its all seems very frank underwood style

Severalwhippets · 19/03/2024 05:13

It’s not Kate, the photo has already been shown to be a fake. They were never at the farm shop. God only knows why Kensington Palace are still allowing this ridiculous circus to run and run, and therefore allowing the total disintegration and destruction of Kate’s credibility and integrity as future Queen.

It must be a deliberate plot to smear her - because no effort has been made to prevent this shit show from unfolding. Only petrol has been added to the fire with obvious fake photos and no statements or explanations whatsoever as to why we are being repeatedly deceived.

What on earth is going on?

Aposterhasnoname · 19/03/2024 05:57

Severalwhippets · 19/03/2024 05:13

It’s not Kate, the photo has already been shown to be a fake. They were never at the farm shop. God only knows why Kensington Palace are still allowing this ridiculous circus to run and run, and therefore allowing the total disintegration and destruction of Kate’s credibility and integrity as future Queen.

It must be a deliberate plot to smear her - because no effort has been made to prevent this shit show from unfolding. Only petrol has been added to the fire with obvious fake photos and no statements or explanations whatsoever as to why we are being repeatedly deceived.

What on earth is going on?

Link to where “it been shown to be fake” please.

This is gonna be good 😂

PigglyWigglyOhYeah · 19/03/2024 06:05

MrsWidgerysLodger · 18/03/2024 22:00

Didn't say I could. Under no illusions that I can change a damn thing about what they do.

I am allowed to be pissed off at how workshy they are however and that they lead very privileged lives at the expense of the British public whilst doing so little for it.

Catherine has done a noticeably small number of Royal Engagements compared to other working Royals. Doing less than Charles and Camilla may be understandable but she's clocked in less than Sophie, Edward, Anne and the Duke of Gloucester (who is 73!)

So I stand by my opinion (as I am entitled to do) that both her and Willam take the absolute piss sometimes.

Would you like to speak to the manager and get your £1.20 contribution back? (That's of course if you are economically active and actually pay tax).

Serenster · 19/03/2024 06:13

Genuinely interested to see how much longer Severalwhippets will keep this up for!

mardylookingfrump · 19/03/2024 06:55

If it’s not her (it’s her) and just a couple of randoms, the randoms will be selling their exclusive right now, so we’ll know shortly. Not long til Easter! Then what will we have to entertain us?

needadvice29 · 19/03/2024 06:56

May have even been part of her team that took the video so that it wasn't quite clear a picture but you could tell it was her incase they needed to release something.

Snugglemonkey · 19/03/2024 07:09

PigglyWigglyOhYeah · 19/03/2024 06:05

Would you like to speak to the manager and get your £1.20 contribution back? (That's of course if you are economically active and actually pay tax).

Edited

I ama tax payer. I want my £1.20 back.

Freakinfraser · 19/03/2024 07:13

needadvice29 · 19/03/2024 06:56

May have even been part of her team that took the video so that it wasn't quite clear a picture but you could tell it was her incase they needed to release something.

It was a member of the public who has sold the video. Likely paid their mortgage off in the process

PrimitivePerson · 19/03/2024 07:22

user1745 · 18/03/2024 20:57

It's nice to see Kate looking relatively well and happy, although definitely thinner.

As for the conspiracy theories, some people just won't let go. I think there'll still be people in ten years' time claiming that Kate died in 2024 and was replaced by a body double.

Also see: Avril Lavigne

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