Harry and Meghan are so petty and bitter

[BigFluffyHoodie]

They knew that announcing Meghan's new venture would be big news. So they dropped it 45 minutes before William was due to speak yesterday evening. At an awards ceremony dedicated to harry and William's mother's memory.

But that wasn't good enough. Oh no. They then announced the winner of their own awards. While the Diana awards were still going on and Prince William was handing out prizes.

Is there no level this petty, bitter couple won't sink to?!

Tbf I don't think you are doing it THAT well, posting on this thread. But keep trying!

It's their selling point though. What else have they got? Plus they obviously love being royal and want that for the kids.

It smells of ‘round the side of a pub in spring’ Isolde.

Gravel and fag butts. And spilled pints. And sick.

Evocative. 🐎

You're so right. I am totally incapable of looking at dates and events and drawing my own conclusions.

What's the elephant in the room, though? I will need your superior sagess to explain it to me.

In all of this I feel sorry for our only true queen. Queen Camilla the true queen of our hearts. Sitting there, another chardonnay in hand, trying not to absolutely scream at the servants who only put 2 ice cubes in it. She must be apoplectic.

Ok. 144 pots please. Large.
Do you accept Travellers Cheques?

Doubt it. I'd say she's more of a gin and fags sort of Queen and good on her for it.

Who puts ice cubes in Chardonnay?!

Well evidently I'm much more of a Royal Family watcher than you. You don't get to be the most adored woman on planet earth slugging Gordon's and tonic.

Sh*t, so that’s where I’ve been going wrong!

Your Queen, Her most exhalted empress Camilla the great, first of her name.

Servants apparently 😂

Says who?? There's nothing wrong with Gordon's; don't be such a snob.

I doubt it. As pp have said, Gordon's and tonic or a single malt. Avec fag.

To the dungeons with them!

I feel some kind of pathological competitiveness. Some people do believe it's just a coincidence but really? Any reason it should be announced that day when the instagram looks far from being ready? Well as always, good luck.

She's not an Empress. That all ended in 1947.

And as I've pointed out I know her (wink wink) as well as anyone on planet earth. She's a bottle of Jacobs Creek chardonnay, a Twix Xtra, and a packet of beef monster munch on a Friday night girl. She also dressed much better than that last queen, who, if we are all being honest dressed like a bit of a hussy.

All you should add to wine is more wine

Would that be available in cross stitch? I hope so.

It does all look a bit rushed. I can see that logo changing soon, as well.

The late Queen did like a bit of funky disco wear, it's true.
At least she never wore beige.

I don’t really have an opinion either way in this topic, but you are coming across as overly invested and, well, quite odd really.

@BigFluffyHoodie horrid harry and mad meghan are just two nasty shitty jealous and entitled individuals!! they left uk to be independent and have done nothing independently since they left. every bloody cent they have made is only due to their royal connections!! there are jobs for presenters on all the shopping channels and even mcdonalds are looking for staff!!!

Very true sadly