The thing is, even if William was completely sexually incontinent and nipping into stables and bike sheds with everyone he clapped eyes on, what's it got to do with anything?
It takes a very tenuous conspiracy to link RH with KM's operation in any real sense.
If they are getting divorced, we will told in time.
Clearly she's not in a coma or dead. This isn't Wag the dog.
Why is everyone acting like they're five and insisting that paparazzi shots have been faked and inventing complicated stories around trivia?
Kate Middleton isn't our collective Mummy. We can cope without her for a while if she's ill.
The whole debacle is ridiculous.