Before JG started this fine thread series, we were having a spirited conversation about the availability of cheese in America. I mentioned my grandmother because she always had a drawer full of wonderful cheese. This was my evidence that it’s always been possible to find good cheese in US.
What I forgot to mention is that she also usually gave one person a massive block of cheese every year for Christmas. Grandmother could indeed be more than a bit passive aggressive, so mom was convinced that “The rat gets the cheese.” But I never believed she’d would weaponize something so sacred as cheese.
I was also always a bit sad that I wasn’t chosen.