I am utterly sick of the lot of them – Megan, Harry, Andrew, the lot. I had a certain respect for the queen, who really did believe in public service. And I've always liked Charles. I mean, if he were my neighbor I'm sure he'd be pleasant, charming, good company, etc. But frankly the institution just embarrasses me.
What really baffles me is the idea that without them we'd be an uninteresting, irrelevant little island. Really? The country that produced Darwin, Isaac Newton, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Dickens, the Beatles, David Bowie, Harry Potter, Tolkien, Wordsworth, Byron, Shelley, Keats, Milton, Virginia Woolf, John Locke? The country that has not one but two of the oldest and most famous universities in the world? The country in which DNA was discovered and where the atom was first understood! For anyone interested in literature and art and history, this island will always be a mecca. We don't need that bunch of ugly gargoyles.